Miku Sacked for Using Condom

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TV announcer Miku Natsume has been fired after a particularly obscene photograph of her with a condom was leaked.

The shocking photograph at the centre of the scandal:

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  • Anonymous commented on January 13, 2011 04:17

    Do something Agnes... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 12, 2011 01:46

    “She isn’t even an idol. Why is there a problem with her having sex?” - this mean that if you want to become an idol or seiyuu you have to give up your sex... More


Aya Hirano: “I Hate Thick Condoms!”

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Aya Hirano’s remaining “life-liners” are currently flat-lining with the troubled seiyuu’s latest TV interview – she reveals she prefers thin condoms and claims she was banned from a bar for misusing her seiyuu talents in a lascivious manner.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 2, 2011 01:06

    What is wrong with most of you people? Its a bar its not a club, there are certains rules of conduct you should adhere too, making lewd voices in public... just because you're confortable with... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 7, 2010 07:28

    Really wish everyone would leave her alone. These posts on Sankaku are always blown out of proportion and put words to her that she did not say.... More


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Sexy “game idol” Haruna Anno has recently been attracting attention after posing with some rare Atari condoms she somehow acquired, but in true idol fashion she cannot resist the opportunity at a rather forced and improbable attempt at feigning virginity.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 13, 2010 01:09

    she had experience with me , not others.... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 12, 2010 00:18

    Japanese hygiene practices has has popped far too many cherries.... More


Doctor Secretly Aborts Girlfriend’s Pregnancy, Walks

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A doctor who drugged his pregnant nurse girlfriend in order to secretly cause her to miscarry has escaped a prison sentence.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 24, 2011 10:47

    SO...... Not only Christians will it offend but people who do not believe in ABORTIONS. It still was going to be a life that was terminated... It was supposed to live, and breathe..... Not be aborted by... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 19, 2010 18:16

    He is in the navy, not the marines. Allthough he is based at a marine base in okinawa.... More


Chinese Hair Band Made Out of Condoms

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Even a product as innocent as a hair-band is not immune to the quality associated with Chinese products – the unfortunate buyer of this example soon found the band’s rubber component to have been recycled from a condom.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 22, 2011 12:48

    Protects woman from babies and split ends.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 15, 2010 14:44

    FFFUUUUU!!... More


Anti-Rape Condom: “A Vagina with Teeth”

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A Freudian nightmare has finally been realised with the invention of an “anti-rape condom,” a device which fits inside a woman’s vagina and ensnares any wayward penises with rows of sharp little barbed teeth.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 4, 2011 14:56

    Ok, I understand that the inventor of this product was just helping to reduce the high-rape toll, but HOLY SHIT! This is totally dark-age material. What's next; an anti-rape anal product that works like an... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 9, 2011 19:51

    The more you know..... (rapists everywhere learn how to do vagina inspections)... More


Men Risk Health & Bad Sex by Shirking Small Condoms

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Men who wear condoms which are too large for them risk poor sex and STD infection, a study has found.

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  • savantique commented on February 22, 2010 04:12

    I regret to inform you that while you are not alone, you are in a vast minority. You'd be surprised at some of the stupid shit women say about penis size whilst they enjoy anonymity during... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 20, 2010 19:38

    ...purple?... More


After Sex Taiga

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Taiga Aisaka pictured in the romantic aftermath of the series; the artist, Koku, confesses that he was prompted to draw the scene after wondering whether Taiga’s slight frame could withstand the rigours of pregnancy and childbirth.

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  • Anonymous commented on October 16, 2011 23:26

    My current girl gave birth to her son at the age of 28. She is pretty much the same size as Taiga. When pregnant she looked like she was carrying a small melon, not even... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 28, 2011 21:58

    your comments only makes me fap harder... More


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A gang of schoolboys nursing a grudge against their teacher, who was six months pregnant, organised a “Miscarriage Club” in which they conspired to kill her unborn child; they mixed chemicals into her food and attempted to cause her to suffer dangerous falls.

The teacher and her unborn infant escaped harm.

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  • Martijn commented on November 19, 2010 10:02

    In The Netherlands, they wouldn't even begin to think about something this stupid.... More

  • Anonymous commented on November 17, 2009 14:45

    My friend's brother had the cop at school ticket him a large fine for telling his friend "Man, shut the fuck up!" after his friend made a stupid remark in regards to a girl. Over... More


Papal Condoms

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The Pontiff wishes to remind fornicators that in no way does he endorse sex which does not result in more Catholics for his dominion, even if it involves horrible diseases.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 6, 2010 16:45

    "every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great... if a sperm gets wasted, god gets quite irrate..." - monty python, the meaning of life...... More

  • tyciol commented on April 11, 2010 09:51

    We need a term for those of us who follow christ as a fictional superhero who did moral stuff. The suffix 'ian' added to christ derives from -ianos meaning slave... Buddhists follow Buddha so maybe we... More


Pope to Africa: “Don’t Use Condoms!”

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The Pope has told Africans not to bother with condoms, as they can’t help against Aids or HIV, and just make things worse. Instead he recommends abstinence and “spiritual awakening.”

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  • Musashi75 commented on May 15, 2010 20:16

    yes he is not in medical business after all. islam would be more about prrevention and health care. we ought not smoke and drink (alcohol) for health reasons (and also spiritual)... More

  • BloodThirstyNogitsune commented on February 18, 2010 23:08

    what the pope is really trying to do is say this in a polite way: "STOP SCREWING EACH OTHER YOU HORNY LUSTFIELD AFRICAN BASTARDS! IF YOU'RE INFECTED THEN CONDOMS WONT CHANGED THE FACT THAT YOUR... More


Zange-chan Condoms ¥100 A Go

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Kannagi’s mercantile indulgence peddler Zange-chan is now apparently offering more than just absolution; an enterprising circle has created Zange-chan condoms, for the very reasonable price of ¥100 (what else?).

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  • Anonymous commented on April 27, 2009 20:37

    EPIC FAIL. they should have used the school days yandere instead.... More

  • Neardawg commented on March 20, 2009 06:18

    I think Alanis Morissette wrote a song about it. "It's like a dirt cheap rubber, when you can't get laid."... More


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