
Japanese women quizzed on how they expect their menfolk to dress have yet again made it clear that even eternal virginity is too good for those who insist on dressing like creepy otaku, singling out the archetypal staple of otaku “fashion” – a checked shirt tucked into a pair of jeans with rucksack riding high on both shoulders – for persistent scorn.
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Yet another simple yet in hindsight obvious innovation in anime accessories’ time may have come – this time it is the anime coat hanger, not only allowing a given unfortunate to be trapped safely in a closet but also forcing them to wear their owner’s clothes.
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The latest design for a formerly normal item to come from the warped minds of otaku maniacs has been acclaimed as “finally allowing lolicon to lick little girls naturally.”
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Toyota has announced they will actually launch their previously shown “Char Aznable” Gundam-themed Auris as a commercial vehicle in Japan, with general sales to commence in 2013.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: H, Manga, News
- Date: Jan 2, 2013 16:56 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Bizarre, Eroge, Fetish, Guro, Marketing, Otaku, Shopping

Novelty shopping bags continue their innovative race to the lowest depths of perversion – this time with an even more explicit design, although fortunately it looks as though only in the event of an accidental prolapse will it result in the arrest of the bearer.
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The sight of creepy otaku holding hands with cute little girls around Comiket and Akiba has been causing a stir online – not least because they have now worked out how to get away with it every time.
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Whether Mikan fanciers or merely devoted onanists, there has been no shortage of praise for the originator of this novel invention – the appeal and dual usage potential of which probably needs no explanation.
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- Author: Artefact
- Categories: Games, H, News
- Date: Dec 7, 2012 14:27 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Fate/stay night, Image Gallery, Marketing, Oppai, PSP, RPG, Saber


Ero-RPG Fate/EXTRA CCC’s plethora of sexy extras have been attracting a great deal of attention from hungry Saber fans, not least thanks to its promising “17+” CERO “D” rating and ultra-high exposure costumes…
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- Author: Leon
- Categories: Anime, H, News
- Date: Nov 23, 2012 20:35 JST
- Tags: Anime Goods, Doujinshi, Dutch Wife, Onanism, Oshiri, Otaku, Parody, Sword Art Online

Admirers of SAO‘s twin-tailed Silica can now intimately familiarise themselves with a very specific part of her anatomy courtesy of Tamatoys’ latest “anal” onaholes – not that it seems likely the dedicated SAO fan would have much experience with this distinction.
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As if they were not already held in low enough esteem already, otaku hankering after the sweet taste of streams of golden nectar have finally managed to recreate the experience in 2D without the aid of any actual females:
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Now it is the turn of Rikka Takanashi‘s admirers to practice their wristwork, as one of Tamatoys’ notorious parody onaholes which bears more than a passing resemblance to Moebyou’s delinquent heroine has been released.
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Japanese otaku have been delighted to learn they can now stamp all manner of official documents with moe girls thanks to the advent of the “ita-in” seal, with fans busily registering them for use at banks and other official institutions, and some enthusiastic souls even vowing to use them to seal their marriage certificates.
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