Tanaka As*ka Onahole Parody – “Join An*s!”

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The bespectacled beauty Tanaka Asuka of Hibike Euphonium has mustered enough notoriety to become the subject of an onahole parody by Tamatoys, offering a simulation of an anal variety whilst boasting an “inventive” (if not unsavory) slogan: “Join An*s!” – a twisting of the euphonium player’s own words from the series.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2015 15:49

    Some of them are very fragile. For example, I got a lolinco and it started tearing after a couple of uses. After 10 uses, the former loli pussy looks like a milf vagina after traumatic... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 31, 2015 15:32

    The real question is, if you blow it does it sounds like a Euphonium?... More


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Since the inception of series reboot “Sailor Moon Crystal“, the Sailor Moon franchise has been pumping out more compelling merchandise than usual, with possibly the oddest one yet being women’s sanitary pads – perhaps not exactly being the ideal image for an anime…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 3, 2015 19:48

    *Futanari crowd goes wild*... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 1, 2015 11:34

    Have you never been around a menstruating woman who didn't have her pads and/or tampons because "someone" forgot to get some? One never forgets twice.... More


Ona-Colle Onahole “Quite Familiar…”

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Dedicated onanists will surely approve of this latest onahole parody from Feel, curiously named the “Ona-Colle Volume 1“, not so subtly parodying the ever popular Kantai Collection in name at least – though ultimately bearing little resemblance to any of the game’s anthropomorphic ship-girls.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 30, 2015 10:26

    Kaga, Atago and Kirishima... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 28, 2015 04:58

    I've used escort services. Sometimes you just need an attractive girl for dinners and other social functions. All escorts aren't prostitutes.... More


Yazawa Nico Nets $7,500

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The often terrifying commitment of otaku has been demonstrated yet again with the conclusion of a recent Yahoo auction, with a 35mm 4-frame film strip – a complimentary gift given to viewers of the “Love Live! The School Idol Movie” that debuted on July 18th – fetching an impressive 913,000 yen (some $7500).

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  • Anonymous commented on July 22, 2015 02:15

    this is just crazy.. i don't wanna judge but, maybe there is reasons? are there any comment from the buyer? or is this some sort of fake bids for the hype?... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 21, 2015 21:11

    You can get all the hookers in the world, but none of them will be Nico.... More


Love Twin Asumi Onahole One of a Kind

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Stress relief has arrived in the form of A-One’s “Love Twin Asumi“, an onahole that boasts of its exterior twin similarity even while appearing quite different on the “inside” – perhaps a rather coy marketing ploy to try and sell two products at once that would have otherwise struggled on their own.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2015 11:04

    lmfao well your "friend" is a douche bag I have a onahole and my girlfriend new about it as well. Most of the girls I have been with don't care that I watch Ecchi or have... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 23, 2015 05:02

    How sad do you have to be to comment on an article about something that you consider sad yourself?... More


Hanekawa Tsubasa Megane Quite A Spectacle

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The bespectacled Hanekawa Tsubasa of the Monogatari series has had her familiar eye-wear replicated and put up for sale by megane distributor Coolens, bound to be deftly snatched up by obsessed otaku and the visually impaired alike.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2015 19:16

    Thank you for enlightening me about Luxottica! Look at there Wikipedia page and is it plain to see they the control the industry.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2015 16:25

    I went to their website to look at the glasses and now am seriously considering buying glasses from them, they have great looking frames for awesome prices. With the Current exchange rate and shipping I... More


Hanjuku Succubus Onahole Lusty Indeed

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Dedicated onanists may have yet another desirable onahole to add to their collections, as the “Hanjuku Succubus ~ Black Tsuyudaku Super Hard Type” supposedly boasts a wealth of sexual delights only the forbidden tenderness of a sultry succubus can offer – though user opinion may vary.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2015 09:09

    So take a long Ford 460 Engine head bolt, put some goop around it let it dry...... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 15, 2015 02:15

    Like the succubus, nekomata and Jennifer ,... More


Hibike Euphonium OST PV Music To Fan Ears

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A PV for the official OST of Kyoani’s recently concluded series Hibike Euphonium has given listeners a short sample of the wide assortment of music incorporated into the anime, giving fans something to listen to whilst they await some kind of movie or subsequent season.

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  • Anonymous commented on July 17, 2015 00:58

    what's the first song? in the youtube video above? HALP!~... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 13, 2015 23:00

    Just DL it though. I recommend song no. 19 of disk 1. The soundtrack that you hear on episode 8 during Kumiko and Reina scene.... More


Kuroko no Basket Deodorant Quite Pungent

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Premium Bandai have unveiled a new line of deodorant inspired by the multitude of muscular males from Kuroko no Basket – just the thing for sweaty fujoshi maidens…

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  • Anonymous commented on June 27, 2015 01:10

    It's too bro for your average fan so the write it off as gay. They can only identify with the gamma male MC's so popular in the harem genre.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 26, 2015 19:52

    smells pretty gay to me... More


Doubles ~ Mother & Daughter Onahole Quite Depraved

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The latest onanistic creation from Enjoy Toys has arrived in the form of “Doubles ~ Mother and Daughter“, a 2-in-1 onahole that simulates a sexual encounter with a well-developed mother and her “shy daughter” – sure to earn the acclaim of buyers due to its cost-effectiveness (and perhaps quality as well), although nobody involved in its use or creation looks likely to have much insight into its verisimilitude.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 15, 2015 14:57

    Whoops, I meant that @21:54... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 15, 2015 14:56

    @17:02 - It comes out of a misplaced social requirement for a man to cover up that he might have "feels", which is blasphemous in terms of manliness. A straight man being feminine in any... More


Fan-made Hestia Knife Sharply Done

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The devotions of a certain hardcore fan of RPG parody anime Danmachi has produced a captivating replica of the show’s “Hestia Knife”, the weapon of choice for main protagonist Bell and named after his beloved (and rampantly popular) goddess.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2015 21:06

    pretentious, more like... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2015 06:37

    u seem awfully dangerous... More


Fuwa Ana 1mm Virgin Onahole “Pure Japan Quality”

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The next hottest self-pleasure device from Ride Japan has sought to onanistically simulate the unsullied nether regions of a virgin maiden, boasting a “1mm” crevice for users to jam themselves into, bound to be a tight fit even for underendowed Japanese otaku.

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  • Anonymous commented on June 7, 2015 04:17

    you have to put tomato sauce on it most likely if not,tabasco sauce and dial 911.... More

  • Anonymous commented on June 4, 2015 16:35

    iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg... More


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