AKB48 Finally Dead

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In what will likely overjoy both fans and detractors of AKB48 for radically different reasons, Namco Bandai have announced the release of a new arcade game entitled, “Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition”, featuring zombified versions of various AKB members to be riddled with holes by players – with a rhythm based dance portion performed by the undead girls to also feature, their dance skills fortunately being perfect for undead shambling…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 26, 2014 16:56

    they were not attractive. i would sooner waifu my god dam PC (who i will replace every 5 years, sorry darling but thats just how shit goes, your performance goes down and i'm just too... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 19, 2014 14:03

    Who said ugly can't mean attractive?... More


AKB Fans “Blinded By Tears” At Yuko Oshima Graduation

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The surprise “graduation” of AKB idol Yuko Oshima has been greeted as a calamity by her fans – including such choice quotes as “I poured 3 million yen into her, I can’t see for the tears now…”

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  • Anonymous commented on January 6, 2014 16:18

    “I went to so many of her handshaking events. She even remembered my name. Why did she betray my feelings? I spent all my wages and even my bonus for you, and you do this!?... More

  • Joseph Brenner commented on January 6, 2014 07:21

    "Talk about professionality." Yeah, but this is the AKB48 machine, remember. They may very well have staff consulting a farley file, feeding hints to her via an ear piece.... More


Lady Gaga Outrages Fans by Congratulating AKB48

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Japan’s little monsters have been outraged at Lady Gaga’s decision to “lower herself” to congratulating AKB48 on their 8th anniversary.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 29, 2013 22:30

    japanese music industy was pretty much dead as lest in terms of people paying for it before AKB48. AKB48 has totally turned that around with japan now spending and buying more physical CD/DVD than USA.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 14, 2013 19:08

    Lol singers like gaga will comment on japan because they think the group is popular and cool and the japanese people like it! Or maybe gaga wants to be a lezzie loli. secretly!... More


Cops First Bust of “JK Photography Club”

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Japanese police have for the first time busted a “JK photography club” which offered patrons the chance for some intimate photography sessions with schoolgirls in an effort to get round the recent restrictions on having schoolgirls provide reflexology services

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  • Anonymous commented on December 8, 2013 09:40

    Thank You, I didn't want you to visit anyway. Sincerely, Ishihara... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 5, 2013 12:23

    But in Soviet Russia it wasn't illegal to take pictures of underage girls... More


“Even Precure Is Mocking AKB48 Now!”

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Creepy otaku favourite DokiDoki Precure has stunned viewers (the older ones at any rate) with its less than subtle lambasting of AKB48’s notorious efforts to manipulate music charts and drain otaku wallets by bundling handshaking event tickets with discs.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 3, 2013 02:35

    If its part of their job to not have sex, and it is, then they do have control over it. They can get other work.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2013 16:00

    Kinda unhappy with the way this article starts out. Why isn't Madoka ever referred to as "Creepy otaku favorite"? Because it was made for them? Every time Precure ends up on this site it's usually because of... More


HKT48 “Blown Apart By Kanna Hashimoto”

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“Angelic” idol Kanna Hashimoto has lately been attracting much admiration from AKB48 watchers, with her cuteness “blowing away” her fellow Hakata idols from HKT48…

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  • Anonymous commented on January 5, 2014 07:47

    Um, shes 14!... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 5, 2014 07:46

    Lol, was that really necessary? Some people...... More


JK vs Creepy Otaku: “AKB48 At Its Saddest”

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The desperate efforts of NMB48’s 14-year-old Natsuko Akashi to escape her creepy fans have been causing a stir online, with opinions divided as to whether it is the poor girl or her pathetically short-changed fans who are more deserving of sympathy…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 23, 2016 13:19

    i doubt those otaku would spend the money again, if it happens the second time then it's the otaku fault. As for the way she acts, i don't blame her but she surely will lose fans... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 2, 2015 10:23

    but she barely gets any money... More


AKB48’s Kaori Matsumura Making Up Storm

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Typhoon photos posted by SKE48 idol Kaori Matsumura have been causing a storm of their own after the gulf between them and her official appearances became too obvious for AKB48 watchers to ignore.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 14, 2014 18:13

    Hm... she reminds me of a certain magibon... >_>... More

  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2013 12:23

    How do they feel about putting dicks in there?... More


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After a series of cosplay efforts which seemed more designed to provoke angry fans into a publicity inducing furore than win them over with cuteness, SKE48’s Rena Matsui and Nogizaka46’s Rina Ikoma have saved the day by earning much praise for their “too cute” portrayals of magical puellae Homura and Madoka.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 7, 2013 09:30

    Japanese's makeup skills are as frightening as ever.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 7, 2013 01:01

    Rena Matsui is actually very pretty without lighting and make up. Learn to research you dumbass.... More


rino-won

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AKB48’s notorious sexual predator and top idol Rino Sashihara infuriated AKB48 fans yet again by bluntly expressing her disdain for her critics, saying she couldn’t care less about them as she gets paid all the same.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 5, 2014 15:45

    It's all in the mind you know....... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 20, 2013 11:52

    what if i told you that group members are prostituted out to high paying CEOs and such?... More


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The latest AKB48 starlet to be attracting attention with her fashion choices on the rare occasions she is out of uniform is NMB48’s 19-year-old Sayaka Yamamoto with her “dasakawaii” ensembles coming in for both criticism and appreciation, to say nothing of what she looks like underneath them…

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  • Anonymous commented on August 20, 2013 11:55

    punk stuff is pretty cool imo... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 10, 2013 03:59

    Unless he is drowning in money THEN she will be give it first, second, third,and so on looks.....$$$>good looks and being a cool guy.... More


AKB48’s Minami Takahashi’s “Blatant Plagiarism” Exposed

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The latest scandal to be released by AKB48 sees Minami Takahashi uncovered passing off “blatantly plagiarised” art as her own copyrighted logo designs.

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  • Light Yagami commented on July 21, 2013 04:56

    AKB48 are on the way to their Nadir. It was good until it lasted.... More

  • Anonymous commented on July 20, 2013 11:31

    They would have bought the stock photos since theyd probably be a wopping $5 each. Then they could literally do whatever the fuck they want to them as they own the rights to use them... More


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