AKB48 Frozen Pantsu CM Frigid Indeed

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Frozen’s enormous fame in Japan and AKB’s near complete dominance of the local mass media looks to have given rise to a suspiciously icy commercial by pantsu maker Peach John to promote their newly developed lingerie, the “Coolish Bra” – featuring no less than Haruna Kojima of AKB48 fame appropriately enough proclaiming “I am a cold woman.”

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  • Anonymous commented on May 26, 2014 10:11

    I duuno about Japanese but I know that Chinese use names that are popular for example, if Frozen Is a big hit they will use it without changing any words, and claim they're the original,... More

  • Dia commented on May 24, 2014 18:06

    Ah. So that's why they he was talking all stiff like that.... More


Japan “Caused Drop In Global Music Sales”

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Japan is being blamed for a drop in global music sales after sales tanked 16.7%, with such a huge drop in sales in the world’s second largest music market causing the world music market to shrink 3.9%.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 23, 2014 01:38

    "drop in sales only accelerated after downloading was banned." They decided to ban download. Closed their doors foreigners know their culture and music. There is no promotion of music, no promotion work as singers. Now they are paying for... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 22, 2014 03:34

    And since the ones making the laws are puppets it is still almost impossible.... More


Tokyo Olympics “Brought To You By AKB48…”

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AKB48 boss Yasushi Akimoto is about to be announced as one of the directors of the Tokyo 2020 Olympic Games, much to the despair of those few deluded souls who still thought the event had something to do with sports rather than lucrative backroom deals.

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  • Anonymous commented on March 27, 2014 11:15

    S-E-X-U-A-L__D-E-V-I-A-N-T! Go fuck yourself, you fucking island monkey!... More

  • Anonymous commented on March 15, 2014 11:23

    There are more people in the world who use chinese-based writing than there are who use english so if we're going on what is 'dying' then it's english that should be gone. Quick name... More


AKB48 Finally Dead

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In what will likely overjoy both fans and detractors of AKB48 for radically different reasons, Namco Bandai have announced the release of a new arcade game entitled, “Sailor Zombie: AKB48 Arcade Edition”, featuring zombified versions of various AKB members to be riddled with holes by players – with a rhythm based dance portion performed by the undead girls to also feature, their dance skills fortunately being perfect for undead shambling…

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  • Anonymous commented on February 26, 2014 16:56

    they were not attractive. i would sooner waifu my god dam PC (who i will replace every 5 years, sorry darling but thats just how shit goes, your performance goes down and i'm just too... More

  • Anonymous commented on February 19, 2014 14:03

    Who said ugly can't mean attractive?... More


AKB Fans “Blinded By Tears” At Yuko Oshima Graduation

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The surprise “graduation” of AKB idol Yuko Oshima has been greeted as a calamity by her fans – including such choice quotes as “I poured 3 million yen into her, I can’t see for the tears now…”

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  • Anonymous commented on January 6, 2014 16:18

    “I went to so many of her handshaking events. She even remembered my name. Why did she betray my feelings? I spent all my wages and even my bonus for you, and you do this!?... More

  • Joseph Brenner commented on January 6, 2014 07:21

    "Talk about professionality." Yeah, but this is the AKB48 machine, remember. They may very well have staff consulting a farley file, feeding hints to her via an ear piece.... More


Lady Gaga Outrages Fans by Congratulating AKB48

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Japan’s little monsters have been outraged at Lady Gaga’s decision to “lower herself” to congratulating AKB48 on their 8th anniversary.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 29, 2013 22:30

    japanese music industy was pretty much dead as lest in terms of people paying for it before AKB48. AKB48 has totally turned that around with japan now spending and buying more physical CD/DVD than USA.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 14, 2013 19:08

    Lol singers like gaga will comment on japan because they think the group is popular and cool and the japanese people like it! Or maybe gaga wants to be a lezzie loli. secretly!... More


Cops First Bust of “JK Photography Club”

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Japanese police have for the first time busted a “JK photography club” which offered patrons the chance for some intimate photography sessions with schoolgirls in an effort to get round the recent restrictions on having schoolgirls provide reflexology services

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  • Anonymous commented on December 8, 2013 09:40

    Thank You, I didn't want you to visit anyway. Sincerely, Ishihara... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 5, 2013 12:23

    But in Soviet Russia it wasn't illegal to take pictures of underage girls... More


“Even Precure Is Mocking AKB48 Now!”

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Creepy otaku favourite DokiDoki Precure has stunned viewers (the older ones at any rate) with its less than subtle lambasting of AKB48′s notorious efforts to manipulate music charts and drain otaku wallets by bundling handshaking event tickets with discs.

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  • Anonymous commented on December 3, 2013 02:35

    If its part of their job to not have sex, and it is, then they do have control over it. They can get other work.... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 2, 2013 16:00

    Kinda unhappy with the way this article starts out. Why isn't Madoka ever referred to as "Creepy otaku favorite"? Because it was made for them? Every time Precure ends up on this site it's usually because of... More


HKT48 “Blown Apart By Kanna Hashimoto”

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“Angelic” idol Kanna Hashimoto has lately been attracting much admiration from AKB48 watchers, with her cuteness “blowing away” her fellow Hakata idols from HKT48…

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  • Anonymous commented on January 5, 2014 07:47

    Um, shes 14!... More

  • Anonymous commented on January 5, 2014 07:46

    Lol, was that really necessary? Some people...... More


JK vs Creepy Otaku: “AKB48 At Its Saddest”

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The desperate efforts of NMB48′s 14-year-old Natsuko Akashi to escape her creepy fans have been causing a stir online, with opinions divided as to whether it is the poor girl or her pathetically short-changed fans who are more deserving of sympathy…

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  • Anonymous commented on January 15, 2014 07:12

    Yup you are absolutely correct. LOLOLOL... More

  • Anonymous commented on December 29, 2013 22:38

    ok AKB48 has a wide range of different types of girls, some play the fan service game very well but some refuse to, why? beacuse it helps make them stand out from all the others.... More


AKB48′s Kaori Matsumura Making Up Storm

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Typhoon photos posted by SKE48 idol Kaori Matsumura have been causing a storm of their own after the gulf between them and her official appearances became too obvious for AKB48 watchers to ignore.

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  • Anonymous commented on September 28, 2013 12:23

    How do they feel about putting dicks in there?... More

  • DarkWisdom commented on September 26, 2013 21:24

    I'm from London and my teeth are perfect.... More


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After a series of cosplay efforts which seemed more designed to provoke angry fans into a publicity inducing furore than win them over with cuteness, SKE48′s Rena Matsui and Nogizaka46′s Rina Ikoma have saved the day by earning much praise for their “too cute” portrayals of magical puellae Homura and Madoka.

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  • Anonymous commented on August 7, 2013 09:30

    Japanese's makeup skills are as frightening as ever.... More

  • Anonymous commented on August 7, 2013 01:01

    Rena Matsui is actually very pretty without lighting and make up. Learn to research you dumbass.... More


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