Hmmm too bad, I was hoping for , ok I wasn’t hoping for anything.

Really, I had no expectations of anything at all.

I mean, he claims he lost his wife and unborn child to an accident. Why say something like that if it wasn’t true I suppose. Well it’s the internet eh, people make a habit of claiming all manner of stuff just to get sympathy. Which makes a person really wonder of course.

Mentions a further marriage that doesn’t quite work. Ok not impossible.

What IS impossible, is for him to actually expect me to care considering what he’s said about me already though. Karma, it sure is a bitch aint it eh.

Only one faggot comment though, I’m actually surprise as well as sort of disappointed at the same time. Must be the fact that so many of you possess so little in the way of actual life experiences, of ANY kind.

I mean Deths post at least sounds genuine, it’s not easy to hide tone in some comments some times.

But the rest of you, just a sources of laughs really. And they are all so predictable too.

I said hello, I returned, I mostly trolled, I actually trolled intentionally which is not actually my normal routine, but it is simply not possible to do much of anything else here at Sankaku. But I highly doubt I plan to stay logged in as there is probably no point in posting really. I mean, I wouldn’t be inclined to drink a beer with any of you guys for the most part. But I figured, well I can’t just leave and not say something, anything. But to post more would be to risk being mistaken for serious, and hell that is something I just can’t manage.

I’m ok coming here, looking at the stream of articles, laughing at them (which is usually unavoidable), and leaving it at that.

I do feel a sort of pity for Deth, if this place actually matters that much to him that he would actually care enough about the place to even care if anyone gives a damn about him. Surely he has to be capable of doing better.

Oh and for the poor attention challenged, this one is for you.

TS;DM
or in other words, yer post is too short and didn’t matter.

Too fucking funny.

Man’s man? Hardly, calling me a man simply indicates you don’t even know me (any more than you know anything at all).

Conquests? Retarded comment at best. And from a person on a virgin site, that is really a great way to make me smile. Let me know when you even know what the other side of virginity feels like, till then no one wants to hear it.

Respect heheheheheeh claims to have respect for anyone on this site. Why the hell would you want to? Or is your concept of respect that valueless? No I don’t respect anyone here, I don’t even know you. Aside from the fact we both are on a site that champions some pretty questionable shit.

So Deth, how long ya been married? Not that I care. Just curious, to know if anyone actually does give a shit if you wake the next morning.
I’ve been married 26 years now. I suspect if I had no real respect, I wouldn’t be able to say that.

My age isn’t important to me, it’s just a detail. I’m also 5’7″, am I going to get in shit now for lauding it over people not 5’7″ too? Are you going to feel a need to claim to being taller than me?

I like being 5’7″, but mainly as it helps me look ordinary in that I am not a guy. Yes, I said NOT a guy. So you might want to consider that when attempting to insult my manhood, which you would need to realize is really not even possible. I mean, walk up to a woman today and tell her she is not your idea of a man, and look at the expression on her face.

Are you confused yet? Hardly a challenge for me to accomplish though, considering the nature of who I am talking to.

My wife by the way, she couldn’t care less what I do online. Certainly isn’t interested in worrying over the likes of you guys.

giascle said:
tl;dr

Too short didn’t matter.

Hello Sankaku, did you miss me? I sure the fuck hope not. It would be better for you if you didn’t even know me.

Last time I posted was a year ago (well that is what the account tells me).

So why did I return? Well there are limits to what a person can do at 6 in the fucking AM, and I can’t fuck the wife, (just did that actually).

Why did I leave? Well there is a limit to how much a hetero, married person can handle eh. Constantly listening to virgin this and virgin that, and how so many of you obssess over fucking 2d lolis does in time get dull. I mean, it gets a bit much listening to the blathering of virgins talking about something that they haven’t experienced, and how it would be better with 2d.

How the hell would you even know :)

But that Nene article made me laugh.

Shit if your bride is that insecure, I can only suggest putting her in a sexy nighty and explaining to her that is all you plan on having her wear around the house, and you prefer her dripping cum as opposed to not having been recently filled with it.

Under those conditions, she either gets smart, lets you enjoy your day with you not always mooning over her, or enjoy fucking her as often as you can get it up eh. No downside that I can imagine to that.

But I thought I would also make it known, hey I ain’t dead, wasn’t banned or any weird shit. Merely got bored with the then crop of otaku virgins (who I hope have actually progressed on with their lives, and maybe even discovered that yes 3d can be a lot of fun).

I still read the articles on a reasonable basis. Always good for a chuckle to see what has been put up to ponder. It contrasts nicely with the more serious side of the internet, which to be honest, sucks most days.

Well that is all, I came (literally) then I came here (ok not so literally here), and made it known, I aint dead yet (merely too old to fit in for the most part…. is anyone here older than 50?, please tell me I am not the oldest doofus on the site).

You may now proceed to disparage, put down, and in general make yourself feel superior in any fashion you require to feel better about yourself.

But I need a bath.

Assumptions that I really worry what any of you have to say, are a waste.

I would be truly pathetic if your views actually mattered to me.

I mean, remember where you are.

giascle is obviously sufficiently stupid, to fail to comprehend the difference from time in and behaviour.

I’ve been here 50 years, 30 of which I accidentally behaved in a ‘grown up fashion’. I have corrected that error.

I am now someone with a lot of time in, and I have elected to quit the adult category. Thus, for instance, calling me immature, has no power over me. Great, just means I’m doing it correctly :) Go ahead, tell me I am acting immature.

I AM the chronological age I am, I have the effective age of someone 20 years older unfortunately. But I have no intention of acting my age.

Now just because I plan to act immature, does not mean I can’t use the experience to my advantage. I’m a shitload smarter than most, because nothing says I have to surrender my education level. Frankly giascle, I outclass you intellectually by such a margin, that debating you feels like kicking puppiers.

I suppose I could call him gay.

giascle said:

Please teach me your mastery of doublethink.

Retard, you need to deal with the fact that just because I got here long before you did, doesn’t preclude me being entitled to give the adult world the finger.

Char said:
The Simpsons jumped shark years ago.

Yep, time it was acknowledged.

kudichan said:
pointless shit not worth any effort.

Failed to properly learn French (I was born in Quebec, it comes to me naturally). Being bilingual in Canada is very handy in employment.

Other than that, I suppose ‘growing up’ was the only real mistake I have made in life, that given a chance, I’d go back and correct.

Thankfully anime showed me the error of my choice and led me down a path whereby I eventually was able to correct the decision.

I am ’19′, and I plan to be 19 next year as well. I will be 19 on my son’s 19th birthday too which should be entertaining.

Never grow up, because as soon as you do, all you get out of it, is promotion to the group responsible for all that is wrong with the world.

the-envoy said:
Found the solution:
http://www.enaturist.com/resources/BenefitsofNaturism.htm

[quote]It would be extremely unlikely for a person who has been raised in a naturist family to become a sexual deviant or pedophile.[/quote]

But remember, only the truly brave do it this far from the equator. Nothing like snow to serve notice.

“Starting right off with the age card once again congratulations”

Keeps thinking I give a flying fuck. I don’t.

And you will die having been a monumental waste of sperm. In fact, it is very likely, any you have to contribute will be equally if not moreso worthless.

When you say something worth a quote, maybe, but I don’t have forever to wait by the way. Remember, I’m not getting any younger.

People don’t imitate failures normally.

Ok it’s true, some people are that stupid.

But I think the main limitation with iAnything, was it was always too iExpensive.

The iPad has been leading the way with the biggest obsession in tech gadgets for some time, and before that it was iPods.

But I just couldn’t care less about Apple, although I am hardly a fan of Microsoft. Still, Jobs was definitely a major force in communication technology.

And now he’s gone, and it’s just yet another name of my youth on the dead list making me feel a bit older yet still. That’s the problem with getting old, the dead people list just gets longer and longer.