this was a haiku
by Shiroinoshishi
it took one minute

If you thought on it
your haiku might be better
try again dipshit

You say “she got married.”
I hear “there’s a chance for a sex tape.”

I think the reason for Krillin being there is that when he was killed in DBZ he had already been revived once (the first dragon’s maximum) and therefore was considered permanently dead for quite some time before he was revived on Namek by their dragon, iirc. Of course, he wasn’t the only one in that [...]

There are pre-revolution homes/mansions in some of the original American colonies. So, 2012 – 1776 = at least 236 years old, and that’s just in America. Europe has plenty of older buildings.

“the ship’s owner” is china, because there the government owns everything, right?

Bunnies aren’t just cute like everybody supposes
They got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses
And what’s with all the carrots
What do they need such good eyesite for anyway
Bunnies, bunnies
It must be bunnies
Or maybe midgets…

:P

I thought the answer would be “stop dating him until you are older.”

more like the lolcat mafia

I always wonder how many of these girls are actually fans and know about the char they’re cosplaying, as compared to how many are looking for modeling jobs.

and obviously, they’d be the ones “testing” the girls’ purity…

I never understood this…

If she’s a virgin, the chances of her first time being with an otaku fan is 0

Seems obvious which one they should hope for to me…

Just drop the name entirely and call it the Pacific Ocean… Better yet, let’s just call it all “The Ocean” since it’s all connected anyhow. I’ll call that part, “the bit of ocean between korea and japan.” How do they come up with the “borders” of the various named bits of ocean anyhow? I’ve always [...]

While I do agree what he did was stupid, I’m not sure he should be prosecuted. It could also be argued that she was committing darwin-award-level suicide by allowing a drunk guy tie a rope around her neck in the first place. I imagine how hard he is punished will depend on if the second [...]

Yes! I completely agree!

These top tens would be a lot more interesting and meaningful if we had our own rankings to compare them to.

The way these lists are done now is just lazy.

Cosmetic plastic surgery is gross. At best, it helps you look fake for a few years, and then as you age, it looks gross. People that consider this should look at some of those aging celebs over on E! sometime. (note: The only show I watch on E! is The Soup. It’s great if you [...]

My list of games series that I’d like to see made into anime: Zelda (though, probably as OVAs since there isn’t much continuity between games; and no, the american cartoon they made doesn’t count) Portal Dragon Age Half-Life Mass Effect Fallout Baldur’s Gate (the story line from game, b/c I’ve heard the novels were crap) [...]

Probably the same people that convinced the world (and the Olympics) that “beach volleyball” is a sport, and women can only play it while wearing tiny two-piece swimsuits.

And yes, they’re a genius!

I like the eye for an eye punishment.

Just chain her up for 23 years since she thinks it’s acceptable and get the man some help.

I could be reading the situation wrong, but to me it looks like the police are more concerned with the damage to the flowerbed then they are about the topless women.

Also, their holding out the girls for pictures is kinda odd..