First two – definitely!

I can tell this pair of legs are delicious.

I once saw a video of an octopus falling out of a girl’s pussy. It was quite dead judging by his lack of any movement after the..uh, extraction. Kind of weird yet compelling way to die.

If Wii was all about smashed TV screens, Kinect will take it to people flying out of windows.

William Gibson is clearly a more complex individual than I initially assumed. Requires further study.

This is just too moe.

Them devil girls are hot.

That explains nothing, man. You are what you are.

Idiots are idiots.

These things are universally expensive.

I cook well :D

Nah.

Probably it’s because most of Caucasian men in their 20′s (the target audience +/- 5 years) look as if they hit their 40′s.

What a ground-breaking discovery.

The club of hers is just too suggestive for my weak mind.

Oh, wow..

Now this is really fucked up.

They shouldn’t have signed the damn contract with gods know who before complaining their asses out ’bout end product quality. Idiots.

You should write a book, man. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up 21st century Bukowski or something.

Oi, blokes!