Planning to name it Titanic II AND building it in China?!
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Can’t tell if planning massive insurance fraud or just tempting fate…

If Plot is what you crave, then watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic :D

Your avatar says:
Are You a Wizard?

xD

4. Speak to him with your voice at a higher than normal pitch

Because there’s nothing sexier than always sounding like you just took a breath from a helium balloon.

#6 is my personal favorite >:)

Obviously you’ve never read Cupcakes, or seen the Tumblr: askpinkaminadianepie.tumblr.com

Brohoof! /)*(

Japan. Creating new and innovative fetishes since the bronze-age :D

It amazes me how some people still believe they can get away with anything simply by claiming insanity.

Makes sense… what with her posting her mail at the end there and all.
She’s probably looking for some gullible schmo to entrap by claiming it’s his baby and make him pay alimony …or at-least an abortion.

Great tits tho :P

But do they Explode?

Fun Fact: The Mona Lisa is now actually believed to be a depiction of Leonardo DaVinci in drag xD

NATURAL boner detection sensors xD

Burikko >:P

Family Guy references Need Not Apply.

Well, in the past they built entire sections of the Great Wall out of the human remains of the workers who died on-site, so I wouldn’t exactly put it past them…

You americans can kid yourselves all you want, fact of the matter is, as-of 2002 the U.S. oficially became a police-state with the enactment of the “Patriot Act” …land of the free my arse!

Then may God, Buddha, Krishna or whatever deity you pray to have mercy on your souls :(

To me it looks more like an Asterix et Obelix cosplay session O.0

Have you ever tried imagining how your avatar would look like in real-life. If not, try doing a GoogleImage search for BBW (make sure the filter is off)
However, judging from said avatar and other similar comments you’ve made, I think it’s safe to assume you’re simply trollbaiting d: