I can just see the advertisement for this one:

“Henan Walnuts – Teeth-cracking good!”

At least their dental woes will go away after eating a handful of those ‘wallnuts’.

Valentine’s Day here in the States: Where most of us ronery bastards just get stinking drunk and play with our guns… fantasizing about who we’d go Columbine on first, the ex at the top of the list.

The job of a Russian police officer isn’t all that titillating.

I guess since they had nothing better to do on Valentine’s Day, then they may as well flash some press and police officers….

Agreed, anons.

I mean…. HOLY Motherfucking Shit. What’s the girl’s cup size anyway? Size GG??? (GG for ‘Great Googlymoogly!’)

I can’t speak for others, but the PC serves just fine for me with emulator games I can use USB controllers for.

Hey, I’m not hurting anyone by doing so and I’m happy. What’s not to like?

Amusing, isn’t it?

I do hope the ‘F’ in ZnT isn’t for ‘Fanservice’ this time though.

Nise Monogatari is one I’d keep an eye out for right now.

1. 4. They like 2D men, so you can relax
2. “She doesn’t have much interest in 3D men, so there’s not much danger of her cheating on you.”

I dunno, but isn’t her not liking 3D guys a cause for concern? I mean, otherwise she wouldn’t be dating that otaku’s pimply ass, would [...]

Meaning fap while you got’em.

People are people, and will look for the smallest bullshit pretext to complain about something.

I wonder if a used virgin onahole could be considered ‘damaged goods’?

Which is to say there’s an overpopulation of the sewers by blind Chinese? o_0

God knows they’d have an easier time getting around town below ground than above.

That’s because they sold theirs to the Devil to have the best and latest electronic equipment in the world.

Pretty sweet deal, I’d say, as Pic 12 proves.

I’m starting to wonder if China’s use of biological weapons and KFC is pointing towards a new trend of testing those weapons.

Good thing they don’t try that kind of thing over here in America… right?

More like a Pedovore.

You’re forgetting the hammers he uses to kill so many other creatures in the same game (good times, good times) along with the stone suit, fireball Mario, so forth. Super Mario 3 has been out for decades.

Doing all this all of a sudden smacks of public exposure for PETA and more money.

A fair number of those fem protesters are certainly fugly specimens. I’d imagine they turned to rugmunching after a number of bad experiences with men or just got rejected too often. A few… a few, mind you… probably were born attracted to the same gender though. It’s safe to say I wouldn’t take any of them [...]

Not in my family tree. We got like 25-50% of our DNA from the Neanderthals.

Would explain my big frame and thick skull.

You hope she was a vampire.

With English subtitles.

Chances are the Chinese commentary on any of the buildings falling will be TEN TIMES funnier than just watching the building(s)collapse.