That’s right, 19 out of 20 people in America prefer their own gender. The only way we keep the numbers up is a government program that puts us in factory lines to copulate. All immigrants who come to America also become gay on the spot.

But they couldn’t be bothered to include Sayaka? For shame, Japan.

Yeah, forget sequels of ships that sank! It’s time we started work on that Executioner star destroyer.

…And so Pinocchibot wished for Real Feet!

“But why didn’t you wish to be a real girl, Pinocchibot?” asked the Main Character.

Pinocchibot proceed to kick herself with her new feet.

“I just love it when my grandchildren bring their toys with them when they come to visit. It soothes the heart to see their innocent games.”

The only thing that woman is fucking is the fourth wall.

When did Enma Ai get so busty?

Ya know, I’m usually against everything this senile fool says, but if it keeps China from muscling in on Japanese territory, I think this ain’t the worst idea. Besides, if China got their hands on the islands, there’s no telling how big the explosion would be.

An entire gallery of screen shots, and not a single image supporting the title. This is more misleading than that last Sankarea article, which depicted one character sitting around a room with her big knockers, in one scene.
What the hell, Sankaku?

You looking to marry the girl or enjoy what’s in front you now? Live in the present, my friend!

Assumptions abound. Here in Japan, many people indeed have two jobs. But really, the faltering world economy has nothing to do with the world.

PERFECT END.

This man COULD beat Kuroneko to death along with the author. Killing the author cuts short her future! BUT, his rage would be a double-edged blade, also killing Kirino in the process.
Both sides lose.

Easy:
1. Pinch the cloth and pull it away from the skin
2. Snip near the portion of cloth you hold
3. Create holes
4. Receive jail time

It’s called public indecency. Exposing your genitals to strangers, especially minors, is not really tolerated by authority figures. Pretty sure Japan has laws against that.

I’d say the last things I’d want to be killed by are a mantis or an octopus. Both have excellent ways of ensaring their prey, but small mouths to chew with. Any videos I’ve seen of a mantis eating includes the prey writhing around for a good long time while they are slowly nibbled away. [...]

Oh, God… OH, GOD! That song is stuck in my head!

Yes, now where are the accompanying images? This is very important for legitimate statistics!

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Kanokon is pretty hard to beat when it comes to fanservice. After all, it does its job very well but it’s about the only thing the show has to offer.