The actual lingerie don’t look like total knock-offs, just the stupid goddamn wing accessories they put on for the shows do.

Laugh, the small wonder chick turned into a total train wreck. A friend of mine nailed her a few years back after meeting her drunk ass in a bar. The recurring mockery of him is “do the robot!”

Can I agree with the Pride Parade hate? Guys giving blowjobs in the streets, marching in a jockstrap, sandals, and a football helmet with a dildo attached to it… that’s not the way to show your best side to the general population, is why so many straights that don’t personally know any /std/homosexuals (or know [...]

Agreed. Along with the jar. Dunno if it could be attachable to the neck or not, since technically it would never be reattached, but having it would be neat.

Don’t let the door hitcha where the good Lord splitcha.

another day, another asshole.

No love for Ryoko?

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/X/xmictchel150x/1078540308_-snowboard.jpg

And each centimeter is 2.5 times more accurate than an inch. If you measure to the nearest half inch, you’re more accurate than measuring to the nearest inch.

Thank you Santa and baby Jesus for these wonderful gifts.

I had a mental image of Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello, disguised as police officers, singing the long version of “American Pie” while loligroping.

HAHAHA! Fools! I’ve already taken both back to my shed.

Isn’t saying male hen like saying male woman?

Kanako Urashima for me.

And I love how you illiterate fucks can’t read, “the images all of which count as “sweaters” as far as Japanese are concerned.”

It is okay, my child.

Come, let us hunt the yellow-breasted sweater bunny together.

They are the 0.5%

If this is fat bitch, COME TO ME, FATTY!

Yup, exactly. Also: rock on little girl!

I counter this argument with a big tall glass of fuck you, you unappreciative wad of puss.

That’s kind of sad.