Bitches not posting in this thread.

The BBC used a cute picture in one of their stories:

Wow, I had a pretty exciting and vivid dream just now.

I was back at home with my family and someone came into my house shouting and demanding something. At fist, I thought it was the police looking for something on my PC, but I later realised it wasn't. For some reason, my aunt was in my bedroom and explained that my dad owned money to someone from way back called "Hec" (Hector). He was armed.

I got the idea that it might have been a BB gun or that I might have been able to trick him somehow, so tried fucking with him a few times and I eventually got him to try and charge through my partially opened bedroom door and then slammed it on him. As planned, his gun got stuck between the door and the wall. Hec was a pretty skinny bloke, so from there it was a trivial matter to take the gun off him. He immediately ran and jumped out of the window, but I shot his dog (I don't know when the dog turned up). The dog fell into the bath and presumably died, proving that it was a real gun.

Somehow, Hec survived unscathed from jumping out of the window and immediately made off in his car with whatever debt he'd collected. I then looked around the house and couldn't see that he'd taken anything.

I suggested calling the police, but my dad seemed under the impression that this bloke had "connections", and such an action would be futile. He also said that this bloke really loved his dog, so I thought that I'd be in trouble and started planning scenarios in case he ever came after me.

EDIT:

Just realised that Hector is my nemesis:

<blockquote><cite>nEveR.Fly_ said:</cite>

Now I want Coke.

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Drugs are bad, Nefly!

aneko said:

of whom I've never heard.

This is the kind of tedious nonsense up with which I will not put.

triumf said:

I think I found a manga about Nefly
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/himouto_umaru_chan/

This is EXACTLY like Nefly.

doctorkhanblog said:

Why me? I'm not even into porn in general

You’re the only black person he knows.

He won’t be Irish until he can chug a litre of whisky in 10 seconds at the start of the night and keep brawling until dawn.

Yes.

danhibiki said:

Hey! The death of thousands of innocent potatoes is no laughing matter!

That’s what made the potato famine so tragic.

RIP potatoes ;_;

<blockquote><cite>triumf said:</cite>

…and it was declared a national day of mourning in Ireland

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spacesavage said:

Waking up @ 8pm

Jemas, I hate to tell you, but it’s almost 11 :<

kanika said:

You make it sound like you know him IRL.

Steven’s father and I are good friends, and when we go to the pub together, I’m always sure to tell him exactly what his son gets up to.

Damn, dem titties are banging.

Shame about the face.

<blockquote><cite>triumf said:</cite>

Time to fill a pillowcase full of soap and beat wpe

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acaringgirl said:

OK Cupid? More like OK Stupid ahaha

[color=green]>mfw le epic pun xD[/color]

notsure said:

I did. What a horrible fucking personality.

In short, I hate people who are so insecure about their physical appearance that it makes their personality unbearable.

They feel the need for their “personality” (and their voice) to be as big as their arse.

akherousin said:

DC is one of the few American cities with that deep [b]SOUL[/b].

Is “soul” a new codeword?

Life in DC is kawaii all day erryday

oh jesus christ SNSD are the featured picture on wikiped(ophil)ia today for fuck's sake

<blockquote><cite>mascarpone said:</cite>

This is an accurate depiction of what will happen when they die. Thank you Family Guy.

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Who says the virgins are human?