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  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Your Daymonogatari – I'm Platinum Mad!   1 hour, 51 minutes ago · View

    AffuuCat said:

    Coffee is gross and st-stuff.

    Try caffeine pills

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic all men here are OTAKU ?   1 hour, 52 minutes ago · View

    MasterInfamous said:

    No! But this is the glorious vision of YOUR future:

    That’s it; I’m emigrating

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Your Daymonogatari – I'm Platinum Mad!   5 hours, 56 minutes ago · View

    [color=green]>mfw Germany lose to Switzerland
    >mfw Netherlands lose to Bulgaria
    >mfw Portugal can't beat Macedonia[/color]

    giascle said:

    [color=green]>Watching extremely high-budget action movies on YouTube[/color]

    I seriously wish you guys weren't doing this.

    [color=green]>mfw 360p[/color]

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Fire crews demolish house in order to release 900lb whale trapped inside   7 hours, 52 minutes ago · View

    donyea said:
    Thread too good.

    It’s about a fat white girl, so of course black guys will like it!

    pantsukudasai said:

    It reminded me of this case, also in the UK

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2092071/Stacey-Irvine-17-collapses-eating-McDonalds-chicken-nuggets-age-2.html

    The only shocking thing about this one is that the girl is not a fucknig whale, but once again, you got the fucking mom as an enabler

    I hate this country.

    Although it looks like that girl doesn’t actually eat very [i]much[/i]; it’s just that her diet is not balanced and she’s undernourished.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Fire crews demolish house in order to release 900lb whale trapped inside   9 hours, 31 minutes ago · View

    Moar pics of the whale have been found!

    And, quelle surprise!, it turns out that the person feeding it is its mother!

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2149609/Georgia-Davis-Britains-fattest-teenager-cut-home-hadnt-outdoors-6-months.html

    The highlights of the article, and a few others I read:

    The rescue operation cost the taxpayer £100,000

    The whale will be re-homed. At taxpayer expense

    Rescuers built a bridge to carry her and had a crane ready if it was needed

    The whale eats 13,000 calories per day, provided by the mother

    The whale lost half of its weight at an American fat camp, then [i]more[/i] than tripled in size after returning home; upon welcoming it back, the mother (who apparently "doesn't have the time" to prepare food) gave it a high calorie take-away meal

    The whale refused to stick to a diet, saying that it "failed"

    The whale refused to go to the gym because it was two miles from its house

    The mother says "I'm [i]partly[/i] to blame"

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic random video thread   11 hours, 4 minutes ago · View

    This is the physique to which all females should aspire

    Just try not to do it with yellow-stained short shorts. Looks like the bitch got a golden shower before she started lifting.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Your Daymonogatari – I'm Platinum Mad!   11 hours, 27 minutes ago · View

    I haven’t watched a Hollywood action flick of my own free will for many, many years. Since the middle of last decade.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Books!   11 hours, 48 minutes ago · View

    Currently reading this:

    I'm reading the Latin Vulgate and Greek New Testament and Septuagint as well. Unfortunately, I haven't yet learnt Hebrew.

    My favourite bit is the incestuous reverse rape scene, where Lot's daughters drug and fuck him. They're the most moral family in the whole of Sodom!

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Fire crews demolish house in order to release 900lb whale trapped inside   11 hours, 55 minutes ago · View

    poyohebat said:
    I only read the title cuz the news seems to be too long…. Then I stumbled upon this….

    Don't tell me this is the "whale"~

    Yes. It has nearly doubled in weight since the picture was taken.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Fire crews demolish house in order to release 900lb whale trapped inside   12 hours, 35 minutes ago · View

    Ninsheart said:
    How dare they produce a news article like this without video footage.

    The video would have been far too offensive for a family friendly newspaper. And it would turn everyone blind.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic all men here are OTAKU ?   1 day, 1 hour ago · View

    giascle said:

    the hell is that

    A glorious vision of the future.

  • HKE said:
    i didnt know it Israel is that fat

    Ariel Sharon accounts for at least half of that excess blubber

  • MasterInfamous said:
    How's it feel being the tenth fattest nation at the moment?

    Can’t talk right now; too busy eating

  • MasterInfamous said:
    How's it feel being the fattest nation at the moment?

    You’ll have to ask the good people of [url=http://www.expatify.com/news/the-worlds-top-10-fattest-countries.html]American (quelle surprise!) Samoa[/url]

  • sylphin said:

    How in the world can the ambulance fit her, doesn it all come in standard size?

    I imagine that they just tied her/it to the back of the ambulance and dragged her/it along the road

  • [quote][b]Britain's fattest teenager was in a mammoth rescue operation to get her out of her own home with 30 builders, scaffolders, police, fire service and ambulance crew.[/b]

    Georgia Davies, 19, had to two walls in her house demolished to get her to hospital after reaching a reported 63 stone [i](400kg in non-mediaeval measurements)[/i].

    Georgia was trapped in her home after abandoning the latest extreme diet which doctors put her on to try and save her life.

    The teen needed medical treatment after becoming standed in her own bed.
    And emergency services had to rip down an internal and external wall to free her from the bedroom of her semi-detached council house – with scaffolding and a crane used in the mission.

    Just days before, Georgia had told her Facebook friends: "I'm in bed but problem is can't get up"

    "Earlier I was blocked in the toilet for like 20 minutes and if you sit on the loo for that long it bloody hurts.

    "My legs hurt and so do my back though my knees will give out if I stay seated any longer."

    Traffic was diverted after the street in Aberdare, South Wales ([i]what a fucking surprise![/i]), was closed while scores of specialists struggled with the demands of freeing her from her home.

    One local mum said: "It is a major operation and there's loads of people here just to get Georgia out of the house.

    "She's too big to get out herself and they've had to take the walls down.
    "It is tragic for her. She's done all sorts to lose weight with fatcamps in the States and a thousand diets.

    "But nothing has worked and she is now up to about 63 stone according to people who've spoken to her family."

    It was a high security procedure with a large police barricade was erected in order to protect passersbys.

    The mammoth operation involving 40 scaffolders, fire fighters, policemen, paramedics and social workers who jostled for space in the sleepy suburban street.

    It started just after 9am – and the builders took nearly eight hours before she was finally freed just after 5pm.

    Georgia was seen leaving in an ambulance on her way to hospital.

    Builders had to remove a window before ripping out the internal and external walls of her home.

    A huge bridge was then build and a crane was used to manoeuvre through a 10 feet hole and out into the street.

    Huge dust sheets and tarpaulins were put up in order to protect her dignity from curious locals.

    One police officer said: "We want to keep people away – this is not a freak show." ([i]yes it fucking is[/i])

    When the rescue team finally got her out of the house Georgia was crammed into an ambulance and rushed to hospital suffering from massive organ failure.

    Georgia's body is under huge pressure after years of binge eating and not properly exercising.

    Georgia, of Aberdare, South Wales, was declared Britain's fattest teen when it was revealed in August 2008 that she weighed 33st at just 15.

    Doctors said she would die if she didn't lose the pounds and she was sent to an American fat camp were she shed half her body weight.

    But after returning to the UK the 5ft 6ins teen ballooned after returning to her bad habits and putting 16 stone back on.

    Georgia continued with her diet of cake, chocs, crisps and endless loaves of bread – washed down with bottles of Coke.

    She also glugs down masses of booze and smokes her way through pack after pack of cigarettes.

    The dangerous diet has seen her become heavier than ever and locals say she is over 63 stone.[/quote]

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9288612/Fire-crews-demolish-walls-to-release-Britains-fattest-teen-from-house-after-she-posted-plight-on-Facebook.html

    [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02229/Georgia_Davis_2229676b.jpg[/img]

    The article does not tell us which fuckwit keeps buying this food for her; I somehow doubt she can go to the shops herself. Maybe someone wants her dead.

    And exactly why British newspapers feel the need to make every sentence a new paragraph is beyond me.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Your Daymonogatari – I'm Platinum Mad!   1 day, 3 hours ago · View

    giascle said:
    He's just always invisible, I assume.

    Only in the metaphorical sense

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Game: True/ False Game   1 day, 3 hours ago · View

    Pantsu-kun deleted his post ;_;

    The next person is responding to the person above me.

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Game: True/ False Game   1 day, 3 hours ago · View

    True

    The next person has inserted something into their anus

  • יהוה posted on the forum topic Your Daymonogatari – I'm Platinum Mad!   1 day, 5 hours ago · View

    Yorkshire pudding

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