That’s M. Night Shylaman level of twisting there.

*pats the Noodler*

Mammals produce methane gas naturally from the bacteria that live in your colon. Them’s what farts are made of, a waste product of methane building up and being expelled. Methane is also produced by the decay of organic material. They actually have facilities that harvest the stuff from landfills for that reason. It’s harmful in [...]

Should make any guy, or perhaps even female think twice before they turn that one person down because you think you’re way out of their league. All it takes is one montage for them to reappear, hot as hell, making you rue the day you ever rejected them.

Why do they bother even showing the scenes of Flonne swaying the Dark Assembly? Everyone knows demons can’t win against THE POWER OF LOVE!

Next we’ll hear the Disgaea team is taking tips from Super Smash Brothers Brawl and deciding to include ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE as potentially recruitable special characters? Solid Snake? CQC insta-kills, and superior cardboard box defenses! A full size Gundam, only for it to be picked up by Laharlette and used like a hammer to drive your [...]

Somehow, the glasses wearing gargoyle in pic #28 seems like he’d should the ultra-cool guy among all of them. Like a badass older sensei with a snarky undertone. Perhaps puns being involved. Either that, or he should be an expy of a Rastafarian-ized Snoop Dogg. :3 “What? You wanna take over all the Netherworlds? That [...]

Not get this MF’in chicken in my MF’in mouth?

Except in China, chickens running around the passengers on a plane probably is not an uncommon sight…

Oh ho, Sealab reference. :3

“Ah, mercury, sweetest of the transition metals.” :3

I took a picture rather like pic #33, but it was taken in Central America…and I don’t remember a giant Miku in the clouds, shooting beams from her eyes…

You could pull a truck out of a ditch with that backside.

Actually, that’d be hilarious. I’d probably end up playing it at some point for that reason.

Those most worthy and would make the greatest use of power are often the ones who seek it least, while those most unworthy are often those who seek it most.

History tends to seem cyclical for those that refuse to learn from it.

I.e., the rest of us learning to keep guys like him well out of reach of the reins of power.

On the one hand, it’s a great thing that such a detestable person has abdicated power. In some ways, it’s almost on par with a Kim Jong Il level of politician stepping down, though Ishihara apparently only dreams of becoming so ruthless and dominating. If he were in any other part of the world, his [...]

Not as busty though. :|

So this is one of the possibilities that lie beyond 1.0 divergence?

And suddenly I feel like dressing up like the bear from Azumanga and chase people around for Halloween.

Either that, or dress up like a Cactuar with a sign saying “HUG ME!” And running around glomping people with a spiny body.

He does have a bit of that Link-just-got-item pose to him. I wouldn’t be surprised if 2ch took that photo and edited in all kinds of crazy ‘epic’ items for him to be holding in that pose.