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  • jayizdrunk commented on the blog post Goddess of 2ch: “Showing Any More is Probably a Crime…”   4 months, 2 weeks ago · View

    What’s wrong with brown nipples besides you being a very picky little cunt?

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic What is your "anything you want" sex   4 months, 2 weeks ago · View

    I want to either anally fuck a girl trapped in those medieval head & hand traps in front of a group of people or tie a girls limbs in four directions and have sex with her in front of a class, as I’m instructing them on my movements and her reactions.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Loli beauty pageants, or why the world hates America   4 months, 2 weeks ago · View

    Ehh this is an old tradition. Doesn’t make sense, and raging against it doesn’t change much. Those people are stuck in their ways, and it’s easy to laugh at their hypocrisy.

    What’s sad is that little girl will grow up and realize how un-fucking-important she is despite all the things daddy & Coupon Queen told her.

  • I’m usually prone to take internet convos with a grain of salt, but most of you need to be butt fucked with a broken glass didlo.

    I’m not really sure how anyone here can be an expert on beauty when I’m pretty sure most of you are below a 4 on the beauty scale, plus some of the shit said about black girls…totally unnecessary. Your opinions and what attracts you..your business, can’t fight that. But to say as if it is a fact that black chicks are generally uglier than other chicks of other races….please. It’s all about preference, plenty of oversize line backer white bitches to weed out the lovely ones you find on the internet so easily, same way it’s easy to find a duck faced Asian woman compared to some of the sweet ones posted up here on Sankaku.

    So you assholes need to grow up jussssssst a little bit. Just because the Japanese professor is a douchebag with a death warrant doesn’t mean you should follow in his tracks

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Max age for being otaku   1 year ago · View

    My life has taught me that regardless of what your passions are, in due time, they will change. I was a video game junkie when I was a kid because I hardly got to play often. I’m 27 now and I can play whenever I want, but I damn sure don’t love playing games as much as I used to, nor do I have the time. Something changed. Still haven’t figured out what, but I guess it’s expected. My interests in anime increase as I grow older, but I expect in my 30s to have complications with it. But that’s just life man.

    Can you imagine if you still loved action figures today the same way you did when you were 6? Hell no, you grew out of it. I don’t believe we have to grow old and do crappy old guy stuff like golf and letting women suck the life out of us, but we do have to be pragmatic about the future. But a passion is a passion and as long as your heart is still in it, you will be faithful to it. Don’t consider the age. Consider your expectations for the future, that is more important.

    I won’t lie though, sometimes when I’m overloaded on hentai, I do sit there and ask myself, how in the hell is this going to work when I’m 30?

  • jayizdrunk commented on the blog post Top 10 Male Flaws of Late   1 year, 3 months ago · View

    Sankaku has helped proved to me that polls truly show people don’t know what the fuck they are talking about

  • jayizdrunk commented on the blog post Rio RainbowGate “Worst Anime This Season”   1 year, 4 months ago · View

    Probably a black guy boinking his mom and he’s really pissed about it.

    It’s not me though, I have better taste than that

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Curious… "How many people know?"   1 year, 4 months ago · View

    Nobody knows, and they don’t really need to because it’s just a niche of mines that I don’t take too seriously.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic And so the year ends…   1 year, 5 months ago · View

    Went to Caribana in Toronto this year for the first time, officially made 3 years in a relationship with my girlfriend, watch my family move in different directions, got a new job, met new interesting people, reconnected with old ones, crashed my car on Christmas Eve, had surgery in June…my list is long.

    But there are 2 important parts: I’m still breathing and I still love my anime. Being 27 aint easy but it won’t stop me.

  • jayizdrunk commented on the post Tokyo Anime & Manga Ban Passes   1 year, 5 months ago · View

    Let’s wait and see whwat happens before we all collectively loose our shit. This is only the first day and surely many people in Tokyo won’t be taking this lightly. Even if you don’t have faith in government, have faith in people. Yea, people aren’t worth shit most of the times, but if you fuck [...]

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic What is the deal with rape?   1 year, 5 months ago · View

    I’ve been posed with this task too. Not really sure what to do, so I’ve been working my way up to it slowly.

    Sometimes I grab her throat while inside during missionary. If from the back, I grab her shoulders, pull back on them real tight and ram harder. If she’s on top, I pull her close to me and wrap my arms tightly around her so she can’t move anywhere.

    It’s not in us nice guys to violate a woman, which fucks us up when they ask us to do it. But aye, freaky sex makes you stronger, so you got to let go of your comfort zone and give her what she wants. Like I said, just take it one step at a time and you’ll be in a black mask with her hand cuffed to the bed screaming bloody murder in no time.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Which mode of conversation are you most comfortable with?   1 year, 7 months ago · View

    Doesn’t matter to me, but all forms of conversations lead to the face-to-face. If you can’t do that, kill yourself.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic What size breasts do you guys prefer?   1 year, 7 months ago · View

    I like big titties. Never dealt with a girl less than a D cup. I find nothing wrong with small breasts, but I’m not big on A cups. If I wanted to a girl with a chest the size of an 11-year old boy, I think I’d just switch up my sexual orientation and go Pedobear.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Debating Pr0n! (NOT a Prude Thread)   1 year, 7 months ago · View

    There’s nothing bad or addicting about porn. Porn is a tool, and you do what you need to do with tools. It’s people that are the problem. Porn can’t make you addicted, just like games can’t make you addicted. People can have addictive personalities, tied into their feelings of themselves, but that’s a different story.

    Key point is, if you gave up porn, good for you. But if you aren’t fucking somebody, then that is the shittiest achievement I ever heard of.

  • jayizdrunk commented on the post Top 10 Signs Your Partner is Cheating On You   1 year, 7 months ago · View

    Not gonna lie, that was absolutely hilarious and a plan I’ve worked as a script for a movie. Glorious.

  • jayizdrunk commented on the post Deadly Elevator Rage   1 year, 7 months ago · View

    That gave me such a great chuckle

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Getting Caught stories.   1 year, 9 months ago · View

    Azwethinkweiz said:
    I just remembered (unfortunately) when I walked in on my sister going nuts on herself, she was only like 12! X_X! She didn’t even have her door all the way shut… never went to tell her dinner was ready ever again.

    That has to be one of the worst memories of my life, the incest thing in anime I think is so hot but damn not in real life. Not one bit.

    Damn you sancom for bringing these memories back. ;_;

    You think that’s creepy? Try walking in on your little sister getting back shots…jesus there isn’t enough liquor to erase the pain.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Getting Caught stories.   1 year, 9 months ago · View

    I’ve got a few actually, comes with the territory of being 26.

    When I was 16, my dad decided to put carpet in my room but didn’t tell me when he’d do it. I kept some porn mags by the side of my bed. One day I come home, go to my room to find him and his friend painting my walls. I thought nothing of it, but on the way down the stairs, realized they moved my bed! I go back to my room to find the porn on my desk, and when my dad turns around and seems me looking at it, he gives me this creepy “that’s my boy” smile. Holy shit you can’t recover from that.

    Another time, my mom almost caught me beating off to some scrambled cable porn (before you kids with your fancy internet, we adults had to watch a scrambled channel and pray a boob would show up). Awkward moment indeed.

    I’ve got plenty more but I need a few drinks first to let them out, damaging memories and all.

  • jayizdrunk posted on the forum topic Your Favorite Type Of Alcohol   1 year, 9 months ago · View

    vodka man i am, with rum in second place

  • jayizdrunk commented on the post Britney Spears in Loli Manga Cosplay   1 year, 9 months ago · View

    I remember seeing both My Lonesome Cowboy and the female version at the Brooklyn Museum during Murakami’s exhibit in 2008.

    Man…you got to warn people about shit like that, you can’t just let someone randomly stroll through and see a cyclone of sperm!

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