LESSON 1: Simplified Chinese – Dating

“When I grow up, I want to be a Toblerone!”

“当我长大了，我想是一个Toblerone！”

For some one who took an arrow to the knew you sure can still run…

… a meme into the ground.

CONQUERABLE?

I don’t think anyone was intending to stick a *flag* in her.

So did ANYONE with a physical handicap or long term dehabilating medical condition feel offended that some fiction was being created that didn’t treat them as a contrast to normality or a subject for pity? Was even one person who has to deal with this inviewed? Course not. And that’s why 4chan were right not [...]

What, no SKYRIM?

Hi. I’m an atheist. I get it. You don’t like me. I just thought I’d stop by to tell you: I’m not “smartass bandwagon jumper, who’s quick to insult others and vocally proclaim his so-called mental superiority. also known as a douchebag.” See, I’d prefer to ignore you, but since a survey proves people think [...]

All voice actors the world over do that. Japan is the only country in the world where people care.

They could do a lot worse than learn enough English and have their pick of foreign otaku boyfriends. Having a Japanese girlfriend would be a giant deal, like having turning up to school/college in a Ferrari without any warning, plus there would be less need to hide anything. “Of course he’s odd/different/doesn’t get that I’m [...]

I do not know who to laugh at more: – the women for trying to justify to themselves why less and less men are paying them less and less attention (They must be otaku/weird/unmanly, what red bloody man wouldn’t want a piece of me?) – the otaku for thinking that coating walls and everything with [...]

The words of the world famous american philosopher Simpson come to mind:

nnn-nnn-nnn-NN-NN-NEEEEEEERDS!

Then get one, hero.

If everytime a religion killed someone, the tax on that religon’s operations rose by 1%, this wouldn’t be a problem.

Wacky cults don’t looks so appealing when the business plan to exploit either the powerless or the moronic pays less than delivering takeout food.

TIME isn’t just read by Americans, obviously, and obviously, DX HR isn’t just played by Americans. If there’s something in it that is racist then, yes, people should be concerned about it. You complain, you can change something. You pretend there isn’t a problem and the best you can hope for is things will remain [...]

Pff. She was great in the 5th element and Joan of Arc. I guess someone’s upset that the films were rubbish and doesn’t want to blame Capcom’s original writers. That Resident Evil’s plot is so ridiculous it can’t be adapted into film is not her fault. No female actress who ever lived could work with [...]

Uwe Boll is a great film director who just has yet to release one great film. Or good film. Or OK film…

Why’d I settle for seeing something that’s just entertaining when I could see something that’s entertaining *and* is art??

Don’t blame movie critics for films that a greedy producer wanted to make a fast buck on.

If I ever have a spare flying fuck to give, I shall not be sending it to southern North Korea.

The pagent sponsor this year was clearly Xerox…

Wow. Is it the year of the retarded fashion design graduate again already?

Also, WTF Ireland. You are not a dervish. Or a curtain. Cut that out.

If this keeps up “Made in China” will soon be moved next to the warning labels on products