Wow. Loads of posts saying “oh, they shouldn’t get charged with x because y”; no posts about how utterly fucked up it must have been for the woman who got publicly groped on a train. Let me explain it for you dense motherfuckers. 1]. A man or woman hates a particular woman. 2]. He/she decides [...]

…Conan?

Football isn’t gay enough. I could deal with it if it was entirely gay or really not all that gay at all. They need to include either: a half time Baz Lurman musical, drag queens, pink fireworks, entire game played in stiletto heels AND lipstick OR execution squads for anyone caught diving. I want to [...]

Don’t forget the smallpox vaccine, both the TV and animated broadcasting techniques, the transistor and the telephone line.

The good old days are gone. Now everyone is living longer, watching anime, surrounded by affordable tech and in contact with each other.

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That’s not how you spell chess.

EXACTLY.

“My little Japanese football riot can’t be this cute!”

You misspelt handegg.

“Some football fans in UK” = hooligans = Irish. Seriously? If you’re going to keep the silly stereotypes alive, could you at least not mash them all together. Half the time “Irish football fan” doesn’t even mean a fan of soccer; it means a fan of G.A.A. Yes its a real sport. Its even on [...]

Y’know, I was about to say something like “aesthetics matter more than graphics though” or “graphics help with creating immersion, but they’re not the most important thing.” But the best I have got is “this game looks marginally better than GTA Vice City did on the PS2.” Really, Rockstar should skip straight to the Kinect [...]

So, what does the ring represent? Does the void in the middle of the ring represent how devoid of meaning the ring actually is?

Considering how it was Sony’s gawd-awful online services that resulting such a massive data loss, I anticipate Sony are publicly forcing many PS3 owners to choose between a bad service OR free games. Hmmm… don’t think Sony have thought their ultimatum through all the way. They should do what I do and seed slightly inaccurate [...]

In tomorrow’s news:

A new surgical procedure corrects disfigured women whose nipples are not the regulation 200 mm apart.

Next week:

A new surgical procedure corrects disfigured women whose nipples are not the regulation 210 mm apart.

“I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favourite maid café in Robocoptown.”

Authority without accountability today will end ancestor reverence tomorrow.

LESSON 1: Simplified Chinese – Dating

“When I grow up, I want to be a Toblerone!”

“当我长大了，我想是一个Toblerone！”

For some one who took an arrow to the knew you sure can still run…

… a meme into the ground.

CONQUERABLE?

I don’t think anyone was intending to stick a *flag* in her.

So did ANYONE with a physical handicap or long term dehabilating medical condition feel offended that some fiction was being created that didn’t treat them as a contrast to normality or a subject for pity? Was even one person who has to deal with this inviewed? Course not. And that’s why 4chan were right not [...]

What, no SKYRIM?

Hi. I’m an atheist. I get it. You don’t like me. I just thought I’d stop by to tell you: I’m not “smartass bandwagon jumper, who’s quick to insult others and vocally proclaim his so-called mental superiority. also known as a douchebag.” See, I’d prefer to ignore you, but since a survey proves people think [...]