They should give that girl a fucking medal. She’s bro as fuck.

Lemme give you guys a summary of how ALL online reviewers work:

“BAAAAAAWWWWWWWW~!!! Stop liking games that I don’t like!!!!”

The end.

KING-MUTHERFUCKING-BRADLEY.

Jesus Christ guys, are you even trying!?

Japanese Otaku: “We are righteous… All other foreign otaku can go to hell.”

Guess what? Pirates or no, you’re ALL otaku. Worse if they’re part of the jobless, basement-dwelling hikkikomori-kind. And who’s to say they don’t pirate their own nation’s products as well?

Hypocrisy. Hypocrisy EVERYWHERE.

Japanese fighting games will be targeted for “promoting violence amongst the youth.”

Yeah, Tekken and Street Fighter are screwed.

Publishers, publishers, you got it all wrong! Don’t boycott the TAF! Instead, showcase all the best you got: hentai, ecchi, harem, yuri, yaoi, bara, loli, EVERYTHING! Make that old fart wish he had never been born Japanese!

Is it bad that I like Lara’s new design? She actually looks… human now.

“Hey guys! Let’s rip off some obscure Vocaloid song! I’m sure no one would notice because it isn’t MELT or Just Be Friends!”

That must be what went through their minds.

And those Japs accuse US of piracy!? Whatta bunch of hypocrites.

Sankaku: pointing out the obvious since god knows when.

Wow… that was just petty. It’s one thing to troll big-name companies, but kids…!?

Lesson learned: DON’T outsource your beloved franchise/cash-cow to those dirty nips. They’ll steal all your money and crap out a shitty game.

I swear, World War III will be fought between China and a combined force of Japan and Taiwan.

Is this how men in Japan treat women? An investment?

Wow… no wonder he’s failing.

Otaku really just don’t get it, do they…? The concept of DLC…

They say they won’t buy iM@S2, but they will. Then NBGI will just release “the rest of the pie” in small patches at twice the regular price. And the otaku will eat it up.

If it ain’t obvious enough, the Marijuana restaurant sign is ‘shopped.

I loved There Will Be Brawl… I really hope they make a full movie outta this!!!

TAKE My MONEY! ALL OF IT!!!

As a result, more women in Berserk will get raped to death.

If there are “boy-meets-girl” scenarios in this game… and they hint some sort of relationship going on…

…oh the delicious otaku tears!

Holy crap, this guy is on to something here!!!