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Thats what you get/ the real reason

  1. First off a little story about yet another ball busting woman who dared to come between a man and his gaming.

    http://articles.mcall.com/2010-10-12/news/mc-lehigh-township-video-game-chase-20101011_1_playstation-lehigh-township-police-parking-lot

    next up, the real reason japan hates china. the Chinese are attempting to infiltrate the world of sumo.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1320105/Boy-weighs-10-STONE-banned-nursery-health-hazard.html

    and just because i made a thread about it last week, FOOT FETISHY GOODNESS!
    http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/news/local/streathamnews/8445146.Jail_for_foot_fetish_landlord_who_preyed_on_tenants/

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  2. Colleen Frable became so angry her unemployed boyfriend was spending the day playing video games, she decided to break his habit by taking the PlayStation with her to work Friday, she told Lehigh Township police.

    Police said her live-in boyfriend, Darren Suchon, 42, became so enraged that he followed Frable's vehicle from their home near Palmerton on Route 248 to Lehigh Township, where he forced her vehicle off the road and rear-ended it while driving her 1996 gold Porsche sports car, all in an effort to get the video game system back.

    Suchon, of 88 Hahns Dairy Road, Lower Towamensing Township, now faces a host of charges, including simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. He was sent to Northampton County Prison under $25,000 bail.

    In an interview with police after the chase, Suchon told officers he was mad his girlfriend took the PlayStation and "didn't know what the big deal was."

    I'm an atheist, but I'm going to pray to God that those two people never have kids. The fuck is wrong with people?

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  3. kudichan said:

    I'm an atheist, but I'm going to pray to God that those two people never have kids. The fuck is wrong with people?

    my guess?

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  4. Penance said:

    this alone made me lol.

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  5. Penance said:

    my guess?

    I didn't expect to get such a good response so quickly.

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    Nin

    They're afraid his weight might be a hazard to classmates? That's harsh. I don't see how it could be dangerous, except if he develops an actual interest in sumo wrestling. (Which I honestly think he should sign up for. I'd cheer for him.)

    Anyway. Posting this picture because it's cool:

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  7. Ninsheart said:

    I wonder if this is a before pic, the after pic should be missing a few children around him.

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  8. Ninsheart said:
    Anyway. Posting this picture because it's cool:

    Sort of makes you think he stole all of the other guys food.

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  9. Satoko said:

    Sort of makes you think he stole all of the other guys food.

    that may have been likely.

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  10. Kei-chan1 said:

    I wonder if this is a before pic, the after pic should be missing a few children around him.

    That boy reminded me of this kid

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  11. nick said:

    That boy reminded me of this kid

    I shat bricks.

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    Nin

    SanCom VIPPER challenge
    Post a picture of yourself mimicking the boy in that photo. It's okay to use only one hand.

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  13. ahh, the chain smoker kid. might as well enjoy it while your young, once you get older and realize how much it's fucked your lungs and raped your cash flow it's not fun anymore.

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  14. Penance said:
    ahh, the chain smoker kid. might as well enjoy it while your young, once you get older and realize how much it's fucked your lungs and raped your cash flow it's not fun anymore.

    The entire piece of that goes on to tell how cigarettes are cheap there and how the companies even give them away as a method of product testing. cigarettes are more popular than breathing air over.

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  15. Look a chinese kid using a spoon to eat.
    No wonder he's so fat.
    Give him some chopsticks instead. :P

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  16. pilandi said:
    Look a chinese kid using a spoon to eat.
    No wonder he's so fat.
    Give him some chopsticks instead. :P

    I'd be more concerned for the other kids, what happens when they run out of food and he starts eating the other children?

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  17. nick said:

    The entire piece of that goes on to tell how cigarettes are cheap there and how the companies even give them away as a method of product testing. cigarettes are more popular than breathing air over.

    damn that, i like oxygen. it's better than crack. i wake up and the first thing i do is inhale. i have so much fun with it i chain breath all day. i even do it when im not paying attention.

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  18. Kei-chan1 said:

    I'd be more concerned for the other kids, what happens when they run out of food and he starts eating the other children?

    Barely any meat on those kids.
    So after eating those children, he would still be hungry.
    He would go out eating even more chinese people, but they can't quench his hunger.
    So he then decides to move to a place with many fat people.
    The USA.
    Run for your lives people, the chinese blob is coming to devour you.

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  19. pilandi said:

    Barely any meat on those kids.
    So after eating those children, he would still be hungry.
    He would go out eating even more chinese people, but they can't quench his hunger.
    So he then decides to move to a place with many fat people.
    The USA.
    Run for your lives people, the chinese blob is coming to devour you.

    I'm so glad i live in Canada, i don't have to worry about the chinese blob until he eats all the Americans...then it depends on where he finishes. If he finishes towards the north then i'm fucked unless i move, but if he finishes towards the south he'll just devour Mexico on his way towards South America.

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  20. Kei-chan1 said:
    I'm so glad i live in Canada, i don't have to worry about the chinese blob until he eats all the Americans...then it depends on where he finishes. If he finishes towards the north then i'm fucked unless i move, but if he finishes towards the south he'll just devour Mexico on his way towards South America.

    I'm sure they will go for Mexico after us, but double back into Canada cause South America could use some more food.

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