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satisfaction said:
hi, everyone. I am James. I am a student. love playing games, watching movies, and reading books. Hope i have fun in this forum.
Anyway, nice to meet u all.
Which James? New James? Hi!
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Greetings you poor, pathetic wastes of skin. I am your friendly neighborhood villain, VillainousHanacha. I have named myself such in honor of one of the most dastardly masterminds of Rap there is, MF DOOM. A villain of his reputation goes by many monikers depending on who his henchmen are, such as Madvillain, DangerDoom or Vaudeville Villain just to name a few. I am much skilled in the arts of villainous cooking techniques and the creation of deadly epicurean delights, because as one knows the quickest way to a man's heart is with food, laced with Arsenic, Cyanide and Hemlock. However! Don't you DARE think I am only a scheming villain who despite his great and unparalleled genius (and let me tell you it is truly a genius unparalleled) and devilish good looks will go down with only a single well aimed blow! Oh no! One cannot be more wrong as I have tempered my body like a masterfully forged blade to match my razor sharp mind, with the arts of Capoeira! What better for this modern day mastermind of evil than the arts of the vagabond and the trickster!? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! And, *ahem* yes, the latter part of my title, fit for the Antichrist himself, refers to my preferred beverage of Jasmine Tea, Hanacha as in Flower Tea. What!? You thinks it's too soft for someone who boasts so hard, don't you!? Well let me say that being evil is thirsty work, and that the most putrid acts of villainy require a fine elixir tailored to make one feel as though they were above the clouds! (And above those not even fit to be under the heel of my Jackboot). Jasmine Tea, as well as most Tea in this fetid pit ripe for conquering we call earth, is the perfect potion, an excellent tonic which excites my tastebuds and clears my mind, so I can commit the most gruesome atrocities unknown to mankind! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
*AHEM*
Well, now that that is over, let me briefly introduce myself. I have been a named member of SanCom since "The Two Types of Anime Otaku" article was created in January of 2010 (that was the article I created an account for and the first article I posted in). Though despite that, I've never really touched the forums until now, so that is the reason why I felt the need to make this introduction. The way I got my screename is in fact true as detailed in that overblown monologue of mine, as well as the Capoeira thing (I'm very lapsed when it comes to practicing however), and the food thing too, minus poisoning people (I consider myself a foodie and I was in a Culinary program in my College for a short time).
Also, it could be said I like things which could be considered Moeblobs and Moeshit. I am a man who loves his Moe. If you have a problem, refer to the above overblown monologue as the reason of why you shouldn't mess with me (I do have proper reasons as to why I love Moe and how I feel the term has been grossly misused, but I did say the word "brief" and I would like to think I'm holding up to that).
Nothing else to say but: Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu! And by that I mean please don't kill me too suddenly and please be gentle with my decaying carcass.
*(also, it has been said I write long posts. I don't know where people get this idea from, its absolutely ludicrous)*
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Doom <3
Posted 1 year ago # -
Whatever, you have a Chisame avatar, and that's good enough for me.
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I like this new person ^^
Welcome!
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VillainousHanacha said:
laced with Arsenic, Cyanide and Hemlock.psh, n00b...
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You splashing yourself with too many gimmicks son but I'll give you a chance.
Posted 1 year ago # -
Hell-o. I'm new here so please go easy on me... T^T
Posted 11 months ago # -
You're basically asking for buttsecks!
Welcome, Shiki~
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Hello, Shiki.
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Mai said:
You're basically asking for buttsecks!Posted 11 months ago # -
thanks Mailbox & Nin..
somehow there's a little inside me that feel creep-ed out by looking at your both pics :DPosted 11 months ago # -
shiki25 said:
thanks Mailbox & Nin..
somehow there's a little inside me that feel creep-ed out by looking at your both pics :DOnce you've stayed for long enough, you'll be raped in every way imaginable. Don't worry, our members are very thorough.
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the-envoy said:
Once you've stayed for long enough, you'll be raped in every way imaginable. Don't worry, our members are very thorough.
very thorough?..well please be gentle..this is my first time.. =,=''
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shiki25 said:
very thorough?..well please be gentle..this is my first time.. =,=''
I have a spiked cock and I don't use vaseline.
Posted 11 months ago # -
shiki25 said:
very thorough?..well please be gentle..this is my first time.. =,=''To answer your question, now your tolerance for abuse is tested. Give it a month or two.
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Wait what, I heard buttsecks on men.
Posted 11 months ago # -
Oh man...
Another gay thread~
Posted 11 months ago # -
Yup.
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Mai said:
Yup.I nergasm'd pretty hard just now. I remember that issue pretty clearly.
Posted 11 months ago #
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