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The Anime Vending Machine

  1. OK, time for another dumb game thread.

    ~THE ANIME VENDING MACHINE!~ *dum dum duuuuum!!!*

    Its simple. SamCom has just acquired a vending machine that gives away surprise anime gifts, but you don't get to pick what you get, instead its the person who posts after you who decides what you get, could be something awesome, could be something shitty.

    Example:

    poster A: Insert Coin

    poster B: you get a box of pocky, insert coin

    poster C: you get soiled chilled loli pansu, insert coin

    poster D: you get raped by a tentacle monster, insert coin

    ... and so on

    Simple right! but dont forget to insert coin, or you dont get shit!

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  2. So I start (with a free gift cuz I started the thread hahaha)

    Insert coin

    Ooh I got a loli in a box! neat!

    insert coin...

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  3. You recieve a very old and valuable manga (i'll leave it up to your imagination what one it is).

    Insert coin.

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  4. Kei-chan1 said:
    You recieve a very old and valuable manga (i'll leave it up to your imagination what one it is).

    Insert coin.

    You get 3 dragon balls, up to you to look for the rest of pawn them at your local pawn shop

    insert coin

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  5. You get a special limited edition PVC figurine of Lance from N*SYNC.

    Insert coin!

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  6. You get Simon's drill...

    Insert coin...

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  7. You get a very sexy purple long-haired twin-tailed wig.

    Insert coin.

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  8. You get laid.

    Insert coin...

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    HKE

    marcos67450 said:
    So I start (with a free gift cuz I started the thread hahaha)

    Insert coin

    Ooh I got a loli in a box! neat!

    insert coin...

    What? you get i loli? where i can get one! , wait i kind of already have one ..... but her father hates me alot

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  10. You get a free Blu-ray Anime box set.

    HKE said:

    What? you get i loli? where i can get one! , wait i kind of already have one ..... but her father hates me alot

    Wow a derail already. /facepalm

    Insert coin...

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  11. Kei-chan1 said:
    You get a free Blu-ray Anime box set.

    Wow a derail already. /facepalm

    Insert coin...

    you get the hammer from smash brothers (N64) to attack the derailed poster... and anyone that pisses you off at school, work and other.

    insert coin

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    HKE

    Kei-chan1 said:
    You get a free Blu-ray Anime box set.

    Wow a derail already. /facepalm

    Insert coin...

    Well sorry sadly im a tl.dr dude since junior high school so it happens alot for me

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  13. You get a piece of tissue with jelly in a bag

    insert coin

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  14. YOU GET!!!....a Sampler of Japan's most WTF? Ice-cream flavors! (These really exist!)- Eat Up before they Melt!!!!

    BEEF Tongue! Garlic! Shark Fin Noodle! and Viagra!!!!

    Insert (my Capitalist earned) Coin...

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  15. Gantz_Playboy said:
    YOU GET!!!....a Sampler of Japan's most WTF? Ice-cream flavors! (These really exist!)- Eat Up before they Melt!!!!

    BEEF Tongue! Garlic! Shark Fin Noodle! and Viagra!!!!

    Insert (my Capitalist earned) Coin...

    you get to host a communist party, guess the machine didnt like your capitalist coin hahahahah

    insert coin

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  16. Gantz_Playboy said:
    YOU GET!!!....a Sampler of Japan's most WTF? Ice-cream flavors! (These really exist!)- Eat Up before they Melt!!!!

    BEEF Tongue! Garlic! Shark Fin Noodle! and Viagra!!!!

    Insert (my Capitalist earned) Coin...

    You get a (communist made) anime figure from K-ON!

    Insert coin.

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  17. You get AIDS!

    insert coin

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  18. You get a three headed monkey

    Insert coin . . .

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  19. You get the cure for AIDS

    insert coin

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  20. You get AIDS that has Herpes on steroids!

    Insert coin

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