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  • Started 5 years ago by Pantsu, kudasai!, currently has 26 posts - latest post is by Lilith

  • Poll: This is
    a toy torpedo, it says so right there : (8 votes)
    36 %
    a training dildo for little boys : (5 votes)
    23 %
    prove that lolis want it, and want it bad : (5 votes)
    23 %
    the answer to all pedos prayers : (4 votes)
    18 %
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  1. Someone had the brilliant idea of sending me this pic, and since my brain fried trying to make sense of it, I decided to see what y'all thought.

    Discuss and enjoy!

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  2. That..... can't be real.

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  3. Thats awesome. Its the toy for both kids and adults!

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  4. Pretty sure a regular kid will just assume it's a good pun with toy and torpedo.

    hahahhahehrherhehrahrhar "tor-pedo" hahrarhaheaheahrahrah

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  5. Lilith said:
    Pretty sure a regular kid will just assume it's a good pun with toy and torpedo.

    hahahhahehrherhehrahrhar "tor-pedo" hahrarhaheaheahrahrah

    ooohhhh.......

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  6. We have a shota on sonar, Captain!
    Battlestations men!
    Fire the toy-pedos!
    Pedo one, pedo two away sir!

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  7. Looks like an ordinary torpedo to me.

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  8. toy"pedo"... oh lordy

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  9. all of the above is my answer. notice they changed the color of the actual toypedo so it looks less like the cock aimed at the kids mouth on the package. actually for that matter the kid has a "what are you putting inside me?" look on his face.

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  10. I'd buy that. Not for my little brother tho. Ó_ò

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  11. antika said:
    I'd buy that. Not for my little brother tho. Ó_ò

    ..but for yourself
    WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE

    Posted 5 years ago # Quote
  12. Yea and I'll fap to this too. It's all decided for me!

    Posted 5 years ago # Quote
  13. I really like your color taste antika, green/red/black... My personal favorite colors :]

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  14. Proof not "Prove"

    Sorry, I have a hard time letting small grammatical errors slip.

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  15. starsauce said:
    Proof not "Prove"

    Sorry, I have a hard time letting small grammatical errors slip.

    you're technically correct Bureaucrat Conrad, the best kind of correct!

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  16. marcos67450 said:

    you're technically correct Bureaucrat Conrad, the best kind of correct!

    I cannot express the epicness of your comment, those who do not understand are doomed to fail.

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  17. Palmtop Tiger said:
    We have a shota on sonar, Captain!
    Battlestations men!
    Fire the toy-pedos!
    Pedo one, pedo two away sir!

    Pffhahaha

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  18. I guess it says "Maid with proud in China" :)

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  19. [url=

    best product mattel ever made

    Posted 5 years ago # Quote
  20. BBBBBBBB SEVENTEEEEN BAWNNNNNBER

    suddenly i got reminded me of this:

    Posted 5 years ago # Quote

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