I'm bored so lets play a game!
This game is simple. Each poster will grant, but twist and corrupt the wish the previous poster made and then make a new wish.
example - I wish i have 1 million dollars!!
Granted, but all of it is counterfeit money.....
Let me start.
i wish a better ending for Angel Beats!!
But it's a troll from the artist who used the whole "it was just a dream he had" cliche.
i wish gensokyo was real...
Granted, but you're still a human from the outside world and thus become a meal for Remilia-sama. And yes, you die. She had big appetite this time.
Oh and she used a drinking straw, so no vampire kiss for you. :D
I wish Zun became Japan's prime minister.
Granted, but there'll be no more games (or anything) from him ever
I wish I have more space for my books/games/figures/etc.
You have infinite shelf space but constant earthquakes knock all of your things onto the floor.
I whish my car was a transformer.
Granted, but your car is a Decepticon. So it tries kills you for not revealing the location of the All-Spark.
I wish I had a pony.
Granted, but it's a homosexual pony that only wants you.
I wish Konata was my wife.
she marries you but then dies just like kanata.
I wish I had all the time i need to watch every anime i want to see
But then they made Konata canonly gay for Kagami, and the best you will ever have is her dakimakura and your right hand.
I wish they would make an anime of Gundam Crossbone...
Granted, but then you become blind for watching too much mechas.
I wish that there were free guns on every corner of the street!
Bass said:
I wish that there were free guns on every corner of the street!
Bullet prices skyrocket.
I wish I had a time-controlling remote that never ran out of power, could not be taken from me without my permission (and if I wanted it back, it would automatically return to me), and I knew how to work with pinpoint accuracy. It would allow me to pause, reverse, and fast-forward time, and record something performing an action, then play it back to create a copy, and cancel to delete the copy/copies when I'm done with it/them. Finally, nothing bad happens to anyone or anything just from my wish being granted.
giascle said:
Bullet prices skyrocket.
I wish I had a time-controlling remote that never ran out of power, could not be taken from me without my permission (and if I wanted it back, it would automatically return to me), and I knew how to work with pinpoint accuracy. It would allow me to pause, reverse, and fast-forward time, and record something performing an action, then play it back to create a copy, and cancel to delete the copy/copies when I'm done with it/them. Finally, nothing bad happens to anyone or anything just from my wish being granted.
And then you realize you are merely a person stuck inside a YouTube video.
I wish I could be tall enough to be a model.
But then the fashion would center on small people.
I wish there were ghosts among us
Bass said:
But you need to have a soul and a power of over 9000 to control it.I wish that money didn't exist.
But then the currency would be blow/handjobs
I wish 2D and 3D loliphilia was legal
the envoy said:
But then the currency would be blow/handjobs
I wish 2D and 3D loliphilia was legal
After they went legal there would be a Muslim outbreak and horde all the lolis in the world
I wish we could create dark holes from our hands
the envoy said:
But then the currency would be blow/handjobs
I wish 2D and 3D loliphilia was legal
But it turns out to be a delusion and cops from Ottawa book you.
I wish I had an Ayanami Rei harem.
Ikichi said:
But it turns out to be a delusion and cops from Ottawa book you.
I wish I had an Ayanami Rei harem.
But then they'll transform into clones of Shinji Ikari
I wish there were free food tickets of all the buffets you want.
Bass said:
But then they'll transform into clones of Shinji Ikari
I wish there were free food tickets of all the buffets you want.
But then the quality of the buffet food would become terrible due to cutbacks for cheaper quality materials.
I wish that fat people would stop wearing tight clothing.
Kei-chan1 said:
But then the quality of the buffet food would become terrible due to cutbacks for cheaper quality materials.
I wish that fat people would stop wearing tight clothing.
They'll start going out in public naked
I wish Cirno weren't so stupid
Kei-chan1 said:
But then the quality of the buffet food would become terrible due to cutbacks for cheaper quality materials.
I wish that fat people would stop wearing tight clothing.
But then all the fat people would keep getting fatter and fatter to fit into the larger clothing that soon you would be living in a world of blobs.
I wish guys didn't wear skinny jeans.
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