ZombieMan said:
I always tough that it was really funny to see guys that liked 2D girls better than 3D. . . I mean what the hell can you do with a 2D girl???
Besides one can really wonder how do they ''know'' that girls are after their money if they never had a girlfriend to begin with. . .
*raises hand*
I've had four girlfriends in the past. The first three just used me for my money, talked shit about me behind my back, and kept asking for stuff that they couldn't afford themselves. They eventually cheated on me when they were finished leeching off me for a better looking douchebag. The first one was the absolute worst since I've didn't have prior experience back then.
Patty (from 8th grade) secretly had another boyfriend from the start. During lunch breaks she never talked with me much, unless she wanted something (she would play the "sappy sweet i love you" bitchy strategy, even though I would buy something for her regardless). I got so annoyed by her sweet talk that I planned on talking to her about it after a month into the relationship. On the day I confronted her, I found her kissing another guy near a dirty corridor. Being the pussy that I was, I tried to keep myself invisible from the duo and I waited for them to finish. She didn't even look like she could sense my presence; she was busy admiring his exposed pecs (I actually waited in a nearby hallway for about ten minutes). When I finally met her, I got a good look at her new boyfriend. He was hispanic, was extremely well-built and was wearing a white tank top. She was crossing arms with her newlywed; I tried to act smug, pretended that the kiss never happened, and asked her "Hey, so who is this new guy? Is he a friend?". She doesn't look at me. While still walking, she calmly talks to the other guy and coldly says "Oh, that's Marvin. He's a leech. He always asks me for money during lunch. Just pretend he isn't there". Her wonderful loverboy doesn't even bother talking to me; he just smiles at her and walks past me. Feeling infuriated, I yelled at her "She's lying! who was the one who brought you a PS2??". Her white knight ignored me, tugged her arms even tighter than before, and said "Yeah, I can imagine". Feeling intimidated by his strong build, I did absolutely nothing. However, my mind was blended with all these horrible homicidal thoughts, and to this day I still wish they were tied to a rope and hung. To sum it up, I did a little research into the two by easedropping, and I found out that they were together a year before I dedicated myself to her! If I had more friends at the time (I had none), I could have planned sweet revenge for the two assholes.
The fourth one (Ashley, aka the one that had a real soul) actually didn't care about the stuff I had. She wasn't a problem girl at all. She was actually pretty awesome. Therefore I'll leave her out of this topic.
So yeah, a lot of bitches in this world. Gotta be carefulll
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