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1. 

   arie~
   

   Post here any awesome funny or just plain weird quotes you find on Sankaku Complex... it can be from the main page or the forums

   IRC quotes should be posted here

   your free to post the ones you find :D

   heres some I've found ^^,

   Palmtop Tiger said:
   I like flat chests and I cannnot lie
   You other lolicons can't deny
   When a itty bitty thing walks in
   With nothing on her chest
   You go HNNNNGH!

   Anonymous said:
   “I tell you here’s the story of what took place at this house, and you’re going to be absolutely impressed. It’s a disgusting thing that took place from the end to the beginning. But I turned my life completely around.”

   and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air...

   Reply to Anonymous Comment by Anonymous
   09:46 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

   in south lake tahoe, born and raised
   in the playground's where i spent most of my days
   chillin out max and relaxin all cool
   stalking teh lolis at the swimmin pool

   Reply to Anonymous Comment by Anonymous
   09:52 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

   when an 11 year old girl, who was up to no good
   started makin babies in my neighborhood
   she had two of my kids and my wife got scared
   she said, we're moving to antioch to imprison your sex slaves there

   Comment by Anonymous
   16:16 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

   I heard a whistle from "The Man", but when he came near
   I just showed him God's Box and he looked at me queer
   My daughters there with me stood unnerved by his stare
   But he spat "ah, forget it" and ran off with a swear
   

   more to come :D

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2. 

   Blitz
   

   SanCOM. With an M.

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3. 

   Azure Sky
   

   arielaol said:

   Reply to Anonymous Comment by Anonymous
   09:52 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

   when an 11 year old girl, who was up to no good
   started makin babies in my neighborhood
   she had two of my kids and my wife got scared
   she said, we're moving to antioch to imprison your sex slaves there

   Comment by Anonymous
   16:16 29/08/2009 # ! Neutral (0)

   I heard a whistle from "The Man", but when he came near
   I just showed him God's Box and he looked at me queer
   My daughters there with me stood unnerved by his stare
   But he spat "ah, forget it" and ran off with a swear
   [/quote]

   fukken LMAO!! XD

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4. 

   Guumii
   

   Roukou - "I am my own trap!"

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5. 

   Schrobby
   

   LOL

   Keep it up

   Oh, and post fast, you never know how long it will be there...

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6. 

   loli in a box
   

   Someone should add Alessa's first post. The one with the hollandaise. :)

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7. 

   Schrobby
   

   Someone do that.

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8. 

   arie~
   

   loli in a box said:
   Someone should add Alessa's first post. The one with the hollandaise. :)

   where can I find this so called post?

   I'll update as soon as I get out of work...

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9. 

   Obsidian
   

   If you mean this, then sure.

   Alessa said:
   If a burrito is made with scrambled eggs, bacon, and breakfast sausage is there no crime since there was no supposed victim. Well good sir, the victim was common decency battered, abused, and raped lying on the floor in her own hollandaise. Will no one weep for the victim? Will no one prosecute the monster who perpetrated this offense against everything good and honest in the culinary world? No one ever thought to ask what the burrito wanted. Did anyone think she didn't want to be made into such an abomination as a breakfast burrito? For shame for denying her pain. For shame for denying her humiliation. For shame for denying her suffering.

   Mod Power~
   By the way, this isn't his first post or did I get the wrong quote?

   Posted 6 years ago # Quote
10. 

    arie~
    

    Moar~:

    Comment by kamanashi
    11:16 09/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)
    I don't think so. At least not at the moment, we still have about 1 week before they start that. I can already see it,

    KyoAni: WTF are you guys talking about? We didn't announce shit.

    Us: Uhhh... Hmm... Yeah, we kinda saw it.

    KyoAni: That was a fake, we really only plan to shit on your windshield and laugh at you for liking this anime.

    Us: Then why was the video confirmed to be your's?

    KyoAni: Well obviously it's not because the movie isn't out.

    Us: ...

    KyoAni: That's what I thought, Bitch.

    Comment by Anonymous
    19:28 22/10/2009 # ! Neutral (0)
    What's next? People blame video games for violence, sexual abuse among other things and now the collapse in car sales.

    Before you know it game developers are going to blame gamers for not buying their games because they're busy playing their old ones

    “It is absolutely incomprehensible that they are allowed to do this to children just because they don’t exist.”

    This quote can be seen here

    moar to cum~

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11. 

    loli in a box
    

    Obsidian said:
    If you mean this, then sure.

    Mod Power~
    By the way, this isn't his first post or did I get the wrong quote?

    No, it's the right one. Maybe it's not the first, but it made me realize his existence for the first time. I liked his posts, too bad he's banned.

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12. 

    Trepiz
    

    tingle said:

    but there is always aincent Greece which was known for Shotacons. Sparta was gay central, they just all happenned to be bears.

    Kip replied

    kip said:

    Hurp... I used Google to search for "gay bears" hoping I'd find a hilarious picture to post, but... hurpb...
    ...excuse me while I continue throwing up...

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13. 

    motaku96
    

    I think these are both worthy.

    
    MugenZetsubou said:
    Gather round townsfolk, and I"ll tell the tale
    Of lolis and heros, and much epic fail
    Of Summoners who change landscapes at will
    Of Archers who (oddly) use guns to kill
    Of Rune knights who allowed their armor to glow
    Of youngling Theifs who refused to grow
    Of Chocobos who carry around those asleep
    Of Blackbelts who have no armor to keep
    Of Ninjas who abandon and go off to grind
    Of Traders who keep the merchandise we find
    Of Berserkers who rage and go into a fit
    Of Monks who haven't started or quit
    Of Mimes who just copy all that we do
    Of White Mages who heal and follow like glue
    Of Dragoons with lances who jump higher than I
    Of Dancers (male dancers?) is it so bad they die?
    Of Alchemists who keep those items on hand
    Of Red Mages casting and surveying the land
    Of Vikings being the savages they are
    Of Trueblades that will not fight from afar
    Of ancient, genius Moogles, sealed in a box
    Of sly, useless Bards, with the wits of a fox
    And finally of the elder who pointed us where
    To find and fight trolls if only we dare
    

    
    mako said:
    - Can I see YOUR magical girl transformation?
    - I'll honey your clover.
    - You wanna see my hit points? I can also show you my Final Fantasy.
    - (in reference to Card Captor Sakura) I think they call YOUR card The Sexy.
    - Wanna see my Metal Gear?
    - Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
    - You must be a hollow. You make my zanpakuto go bankai.
    - I'll show you my Solid Snake.
    - There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us.
    - Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

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14. 

    ドラゴン
    

    This makes me lol. But it might be a "you had to be their" kind of funneiz.

    

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15. 

    BANNED_fei
    

    Most insults directed at me are funny

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16. 

    motaku96
    

    Ku_fei lover said:
    Most insults directed at me are funny

    I very much agree with this.

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17. 

    Poyo The Great
    

    Draken said:

    

    This....... urghhhh....

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18. 

    BANNED_fei
    

    motaku96 said:

    I very much agree with this.

    hardy har har
    

    poyohebat said:

    This....... urghhhh....

    heeheehee

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19. 

    arie~
    

    heres sum moar...image versions~

    
    and what followed after~
    

    

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    ドラゴン
    

    Thread Revived from teh bowels of sancom, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! And i bring you RELAVENCE(and lulz) XD
    Well whatever anyway, this made me lol my ass of(a rather difficult achievement i must say :P)

    

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