The Envoy challenges YOU to fap in the most dangerous place you can think of!
1. The fap must be carried out from the start of this thread (prior activity not valid)
2. This challenge counts on honesty as
i) Pictures can be photoshopped
ii) Artefact will ban anyone who posts pictures of their own penis here.
3. Boast your fables of fappage here!
Already thought of something. Will do today or tomorrow...
~ my - MOST - dangerous place occurred long ago...
~ so I respectfully - *bow* - out of this challenge!
I'm all out of faps today maybe tomorrow.
I could get an Intern to "Masterbate" in a supervisors chair?...does it count if I have some 'Masterbate by Proxy'?
Gantz_Playboy said:
Masterbate by Proxy
that made me lol
Today I fapped in my kitchen while my girl friend's brother was watching tv in the living room! XD to bad I couldn't take a pic of the ~event~ XD
Gantz_Playboy said:
I could get an Intern to "Masterbate" in a supervisors chair?...does it count if I have some 'Masterbate by Proxy'?
Trust me says the liar. You can't be relied upon to post anything honestly.
I went up to the highest floor of a nearby appartment building. Fapped at a window where you could see a Kindergarten.
LOL
Azure Sky said:
Today I fapped in my kitchen while my girl friend's brother was watching tv in the living room! XD to bad I couldn't take a pic of the ~event~ XD
Behind Enemy Lines I hope he didn't enter your thoughts in the middle of it.
Schrobby said:
I went up to the highest floor of a nearby appartment building. Fapped at a window where you could see a Kindergarten.LOL
Long Range Air Strike!
Schrobby said:
I went up to the highest floor of a nearby appartment building. Fapped at a window where you could see a Kindergarten.LOL
just hope nobody important reads this XD
Fonzer said:
just hope nobody important reads this XD
AFAIK fapping is still legal here. ^_^
Tomorrow I'll fap in the boys W.C. over at the middle school. (best I can do for now) and if I go to the mall on saturday to buy some manga I'll see what I can do.
maga said:
Tomorrow I'll fap in the boys W.C. over at the middle school. (best I can do for now) and if I go to the mall on saturday to buy some manga I'll see what I can do.
Probably not the best idea if you live in the city. Ever heard of rape?
Blitz said:
Probably not the best idea if you live in the city. Ever heard of rape?
I live in a small town near the asshole of Michigan's lower peninsula.
Nothing new to write in here since I still prefer to fap away in my own home... but yesterday I was at the Subway around 17 o'clock (almost rush hour mind you and in the next 20 minutes the station would be packing) and saw a homeless guy under the stairs (there is a relatively hidden "hole" bellow the stair case to be fair) jerking off to some Playboy or whatever... sorry all of you but I think faping in the subway in broad day light... almost at the rush hour... he just owned all of you ^^
711 said:
Nothing new to write in here since I still prefer to fap away in my own home... but yesterday I was at the Subway around 17 o'clock (almost rush hour mind you and in the next 20 minutes the station would be packing) and saw a homeless guy under the stairs (there is a relatively hidden "hole" bellow the stair case to be fair) jerking off to some Playboy or whatever... sorry all of you but I think faping in the subway in broad day light... almost at the rush hour... he just owned all of you ^^
Eh, bums can get away with a lot of shit, simply because no one expects anything good or productive out of them.
This thread somehow made me remember a bunch of videos where a guy fapped stealthily in broad daylight and then suprised random japanese women with his load and run away...
Maybe I will upload them when nobody finds them, but right now I'm too lazy.
lovehate said:
Eh, bums can get away with a lot of shit, simply because no one expects anything good or productive out of them.
I have to agree. That guy is disqualified.
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