Post any lolz/epic comments here (from anywhere but preferably from Sancom)
I'll start:
Lulzy shit ITT. I rather liek the idea of almighty manmeat throwing away the shackles of womanhood and piercing the heavens.
C'mon boyz (and girlz), I know you can do better.
eh, still no reply yet.
must be a slow day.
momokiller said:
eh, still no reply yet.must be a slow day.
The usual Friday fapping time I guess.
Moar:
You forgot the alchohol, it is a known fact that dwarves regularily commit suicide without a constant stream of alchohol.Suicide is the 4th leading cause of Dwarven death in the past decade, with the first being elephants, second being boatmurdered, and the third being other suicidal, berserking dwarves.
from this.
Hickory Dickory Dock, we fucked on top of a clock. The clock struck one, we had our fun, Hickory Dickory Dock.
the envoy said:
Hickory Dickory Dock, we fucked on top of a clock. The clock struck one, we had our fun, Hickory Dickory Dock.
LMFAO I'll remember that one.
Given that the religion promises 72 Virgins jihad martyrs, not even Negi has that large an harem! Since their religion unofficially bribes them with sex I'd dare to say they are sex maniacs.Uhm, this raises the question, how old are the 72 virgins they get? Are they loli? And if they are lolis, do they stay loli forever? Maybe the virgins are customized for their master, maybe they receive a variety of petanko, loli and mega-oppai virgins. Also, 72 virgins is not enough for the hymen-hungry muslim dick, do the wives regrow their hymen after each penetration? Or maybe the "72 virgins" means "72 at any one time" getting newly manufactured virgins and disposing of the *used* ones. Do they get only muslim virgins or caucasian and asian virgins too? Do muslim otaku get 2D virgins?
Was watching Family Fued this morning since their was nothing better on
Host: "Name a country in south america"
Women: "AFRICA"
Icy-nee-san said:
Was watching Family Fued this morning since their was nothing better onHost: "Name a country in south america"
Women: "AFRICA"
Icy-nee-san said:
Was watching Family Fued this morning since their was nothing better onHost: "Name a country in south america"
Women: "AFRICA"
I have this from yahoo, a friend of mine uses it there :
"I'm not gay and if you say it again my boyfriend will kick your ass" - stupid kid next door
icy was that woman blonde by any chance?
Big giant alternate dimension dragons can't celebrate Christmas? Racist!
Icy-nee-san said:
Was watching Family Fued this morning since their was nothing better onHost: "Name a country in south america"
Women: "AFRICA"
...Wow. That's exactly what happened when my teacher asked a student the same question. My teacher paused for a second, and said, "Africa is a continent." The kid responded, "Yeah I know, I call them the same thing." Apparently he somehow made it to senior year in high school without knowing the difference between a country and a continent. ?_?
Icy-nee-san said:
Was watching Family Fued this morning since their was nothing better onHost: "Name a country in south america"
Women: "AFRICA"
it has a lot to do with your diet. I drink lots of pineapple juice to get it to taste sweet. I love the taste of my own cum lol
On chikan mugging schoolgirl for pantsu:
He needed the pantsu for his sister. What a noble guy.
"Oh god I'm a man who's poorer than poor and my sis just pissed in her pantsu. I have no moeny to buy another, so, sorry..."
TAKES THE PANTSU AND GTFO
I found a post i made a long time ago and i couldn;t help but laugh
"Who doesn't like puppies they're like stereotypical anime chicks they love you for no good reason and always will."
BTW i can sooo spam this thread i have a stockpile of quotes i like from all over saved in a .txt file.
edit lets get this started with the perverse ones
"Things that a movie must have if it's hentai:
-The protagonist must relate to the movie's demographic. (Student, or a loser in general)
-If the protagonist has a step sister he WILL have sex with her, no exceptions.
-Rape, rape and more rape.
-If the girl isn't crying like a F1 indy car then she is asleep or dead.
-The virgin will always say "Please be gentle" before screaming like a banshee.
-If the ejaculation isn't like a fire hose then it will be like a shotgun in her face.
-Rape deserves a second mention..
-The protagonist can come like a hose/shotgun 3-4-5 time s in a row
-No matter how many nymphos the main character beds, the virgin love interest at the end is ALWAYS THE BEST.
-Never use a condom, what are you stupid? It's a safe time of the month, geez.
-When given a blowjob the guy will be rigid and close his eyes like he's being tasered.
-The guy will sound like he is being tortured during sex."
"Yeah, i like your sister....
But what your mother does with her tongue..."
"You unlock this door with the key of a chastity belt. Beyond it is another dimension – a dimension of moans, a dimension of ahe-gao faces, a dimension of jizz. You’re moving into a land of both sluts and dickgirls, of huge tits and lustful gynoids. You’ve just crossed over into the Hentai Zone."
TOP TWELVE SIGNS THAT YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR (THE GIRL NEXT DOOR) IS A SAILOR SCOUT:
12: HER CATS ARE TALKING TO YOU…AND YOU AIN’T EVEN DRUNK OR STONED YET
11: HER HAIR IS SO LONG THAT WHILE YOU WERE TRIMMING THE HEDGES, YOU ACCIDENTALLY
CUT OFF HER MILE LONG PIG TAILS.
10: MOST OF YOUR NEIGHBORS TAKE AN EARLY MORNING JOG…..WHEN EVER SHE TAKES AN EARLY MORNING RUN…IT’S USUALLY FOLLOWED BY A GIGANTIC MONSTER CHASING AFTER HER
9: MOST NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS BREAK YOUR WINDOW BY HITTING A BASEBALL THROUGH IT…YOUR WINDOWS AND HOUSE GET BOMBARDED WITH FIREBALLS!
8: SHE INSISTS SHE’S STILL A VIRGIN. YET WANTS YOU TO BABYSIT HER BRATTY 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE
7: WHEN DISCUSSING POLITICS SHE RUNS OFF: “THOSE BASTARDS AT NASA DEMOTED MY FRIEND PLUTO DOWN TO A DWARF PLANET…..DISCRIMINATION!!!”
6: MIRRORS BREAK FREQUENTLY DUE TO HER HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS!!! (AUDIO)
5: YOU KEEP TRYING TO ASK EITHER HER OR HER HOT ATTRACTIVE GIRLFRIENDS OUT, BUT SHE INSISTS YOU DATE HER MORE DORKIER FRIEND “MOLLY”
4: DURING THE NEIGHBORHOOD YARD SALE SHE’S GETTING RID OF HER OLD JUNK, AND BY OLD JUNK I MEAN “GOLDEN SEPTORS, RED RUBY’S AND ETERNAL MILLENIUM CRYSTALS”
3: SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THEIR FRONT LAWN BEING LITTERED WITH
TOILET PAPER…YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THE CARCUS OF A DEAD TENTACLE MONSTER
ON YOUR FRONT LAWN!
2: AT 3 IN THE MORNING YOU ARE AWAKENED BY A MYSTERIOUS MAN IN A MASK, TOP HAT, AND NOTHING ELSE SAYING, “HEY BABY…I’VE MISSED YOU SO BADLY……..” YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS HE SAYS, “HOLY SHIT! OH $%#@ I’M SOOOO SORRY!
I’M IN THE WRONG HOUSE!”
AND THE NUMBER 1 SIGN THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS A SAILOR SCOUT
1: SOME PERVS LIKE TO STARE AT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR CHANGING CLOTHES THROUGH THE WINDOW…YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR SAYS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, “YOU DON’T MIND IF I CHANGE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW DO YA?”
"A really nice guy is poison to a lonely girl."
"For the love of all things small, cute and penguiny..the cuteness almost made my head explode."
"You don't become an otaku by trying. You just wake up one day, and realize that you are one."
"Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down."
"My friends and I are crazy, It what keeps us sane."
"I am the leg of my boot.
Ctrl+C is my body and
Ctrl+V is my blood.
I have violated over a thousand copyrights.
Unknown to decency,
Nor known to shame.
Have withstood lawsuits to steal many artworks.
Yet, these hands will never pay for anything.
So as I pirate, UNLIMITED RIPOFF WORKS" SnooSnoo Sankaku complex
"Face, meet palm. Palm, this is face. I can see you’re going to be best friends forever, judging by your tight embrace."
shinaykhan sanaku complex
"Why yes it does! I’m racking up a huge charge upon myself utilizing the content on this site" This one was in reply to a guy commenting on one of the articles about kids getting arrested for sexting.
"So... let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you're telling me your completely sane? " - A. J. Rimmer"
that's all for now.
From http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/01/28/pedophilia-vs-lolicon-mental-health-through-manga/
"After 12,it's lunch""If they can bleed they can breed."
"if there's grass on the field, play ball".
old enough to pee old enough for me
"When cherries are red, they're ready for plucking. When girls are (thir)teen they're ready for _______."
Changed the age a bit :D
To avoid scrutiny from society, become a kindergarten teacher. Thats what Hanamaru has thought me.
Moar:
"Friends, Romans and Arabs, lend me your ears!"Another issue, some have been talking about the Greco Roman thing, and on other threads joking about Islamic views.
The "Great One" - Jon Norman, could do the job better, but I'll do a quick job.
Here's an example of how widespread and vile it got in Rome, placing notable attention on the Emperor Tiberius and his successor Gaius Germanicus Caesar, more famously known as "Caligula".
Tiberius, like a number before and after, maintained a "Harem" of sexual servants. But in da movie, they were adult women and a few young men. WRONG. Mostly young men, including children. He liked especially young boys (his "Fishes") till they got too old, then he'd kill them for fun.
This was in no way unique. Anyone with enough money did similar. A later emperor, Commodus, who pretended to be a Gladiator, had a harem of about 400 underage mostly pre-pubescent boys. Outside of that issue, he's been seen as the most close to Dubya...
Caligula was 'raised' by him, though more a 'hostage' and indeed was one of his 'fishes' though one he kept for both special good and cruel treatment. Still, he 'raised' him deliberately. Tiberius had saved the Republic, but the senate and the public hated him and he knew he'd be remembered as a villain, a criminal even though he really did deserve some good credit.
So, he raised Caligula the way he did as a form of revenge... "I am Raising a viper, to bite the heart of Rome..." He also said of Caligula "He is a wonderful slave...and a vicious master..."
Then when Tiberius kicked the bucket (hurried or not) Caligula was rapidly sworn in. His name meant "Little boots" for a tiny soldier's outfit he wore when he was a toddler accompanying his father who was a war hero. It had some parallels to Bobby Kennedy in fame/family association. But Caligula had only been raised to be a monster who lived for his own horrible pleasure.
Now, like in the movie, he was more into anything, anyone and everything than kids. Whatever the relationship with his horse was, it was more a scandal that he appointed it a counsel, an insult to the human members. But he did kids.
In Rome, abandoned children were left on the trash bin to starve, be eaten by scavengers or be 'adopted'. Some would want a slave and not be able to afford one, so they'd take from the trash and raise as a slave.
Caligula would take these babies into his bath for unholy pleasure- killing them in the process then toss them back in the trash dead. He did this with friends, fellow senators, consuls, social leeches, etc. doing the same. They weren't bothered by it at all. But, like Caligula, he found ways to make it a shocker. He'd loudly at the top of his lungs curse the gods for making a being as "Perfect and intelligent as myself and you allow me such boredom!" and even though by then Caligula had made sure (bribin da priests) he was (technically) a "God" also, it really scared his friends. Tub of water, the chief god Jupiter carries lightning bolts with him...
He'd later take some friends for more fun. He'd do unmentionable things, stuff history has omitted. He'd not threaten or hurt them in any way, but seeing the things he did, be it to animal, vegetable or mineral, would be so traumatic it'd sometimes cause his "Friends" to literally die watching. Then he'd say he was mildly amused...
Now, going back to the first line, the "Arabs"...
Rome had a great influence on the world, in culture and later laying the foundations for the Christian expansion which by definition later became Islam in Arabia. The "Underage" system wasn't as bad there as in Rome during the decadent period, but it was still far worse than now. Men could have unlimited wives, slaves, and could do a "Tiberius" act though they mostly just abandoned sex slaves when bored with them and there was no age limit.
The Prophet Muhammad gets mocked as a "Pedophile Pirate" these days, especially in the west and AmeriKKKa in particular. That's just unfair. Setting the age at 6 for marriage and 9 for any penatrative sex was in his day and age actually VERY moral and forward thinking. And this wasn't "Sub human Arabs" they were actually more "Moral" than their "Roman" neighbors by far.
Roman law is essentially super tribal. A man is the "King" of his own house, so what he does in his house is his "Law" and the state is supposed to think 10 times before doing anything to interfere in what a person does in his house, approve of it or not. They might stone homosexuals caught fornicating in public, but if a man has "Friends" he brings over for gay sex, it's his house, his rules they don't care and don't want to care. The state recognizes it stands on the shoulders of the houses in the form of taxes, service, etc., so it respects them their right to their domain and privacy. That's the theory behind a "Republic". Even a Roman Emperor would ask permission before entering a house, not doing so would be far worse than the (likely fictional I hope) behavior at the "Wedding" part in "Caligula".
So, Muhammad, by making laws that violated that, went really far. He essentially stopped the using of infants as one-time disposable sex toys. He made it so while yes, underage sex and marriage were still possible, the 'owner' had to be responsible for them and the bare minimum of sane age limits. (well for that time) And he made a reasonable limit to polygamy, though slavery had a loophole still, and rules to prevent people from starving to death their slaves. (sexual or non) The real controversy he dealt with was "How DARE you say what a man can or cannot do in his own house!? It's one thing to make laws in public, any ruler can do that to the point of madness, but in one's own house?" and that was a strong by-product of Rome's influence.
That answer is wrong on so many levels, utter fail
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