All the tap water has a yellow tint now. This is concerning. I'm going to get ahold of the county water authority and hopefully find out what's going on.
Genius!palmtop-tiger said:
Czepanese
All the tap water has a yellow tint now. This is concerning. I'm going to get ahold of the county water authority and hopefully find out what's going on.
Genius!palmtop-tiger said:
Czepanese
palmtop-tiger said:
Czepanese
that sounds like the hottest bitch possible by combining a hot czech bitch and a cute japanese bitch
i'd love to molest and then rape that bitch
I pooped a great long single turd like an hour ago and my butthole still feels warm and puckered up, I love it when I have amazing defecations like such
Oh pls; your anus is so stretched out that you wouldn't even feel anything!
mascarpone said:
All the tap water has a yellow tint now. This is concerning. I'm going to get ahold of the county water authority and hopefully find out what's going on.
Thats not a tap
Oh wow! XD A pee joke.
Bitch kudi pls, you haven't touched me in so long, am all tight up again
IT'S BACK!!! OH MY GOD IT IS BACK AND HAS SEEN ME!!!
THE MOTHERFUCKING FLYING SAUSAGE OF MURDER IS BACK!! AND IT MOTHERFUCKING BUZZED PASSED MY BITCH AS QUEER LITTLE PUSSY FACE AND MADE ME SQUEAL LIKE THE LITTLE FAGGOT I AM!!
I THOUGHT THEY HAD DIED! THE COLD WAS SUPPOSED TO MURDER THEM! BUT IT FAILED... NO, IT SUCCEEDED, BUT THIS IS THEIR CHILD! WHO HAS COMETH TO AVENGE THE COLD DEATH OF HIS PARENTS, AND HAS BEEN PASSED THE HATRED AND GRUDGE THEY HELD UPON ME!!
SWEET JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!?!
pantsukudasai said:
SWEET JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!!?!
bcos ur a faget
that's why I need Jesus even more! Jesus rolled around with 12 other dudes and one hooker, yet no one fucked her! quinkydink? nope, faggots! every last one of them.
Inverted nipples seem to be "catching on" in hentai nowadays. That pretty much took up a few hours of my day.
Well that's random.
Took a whole week off everything to work on gunpla.
Replaced my blade and started working.
Remembered about that doujin where Audrey was getting plowed by Master Asia and realized that the old dude's so fucking awesome timelines couldn't stop him from porking Dozle's daughter, who's lucky she took after her mom or Banagher wouldn't even think of catching her during her freefall in Unicorn 1.
My hand fucking slipped. One slash, two fingers. My blade is apparently a Mineva fan.
TL:DR/LOTD: Don't work with a fresh blade with your mind in the gutter or your knife will get it out of there for you, along with one or two fingers.
AND HELLO YOU LOVELY BASTARDS!
The tap water has finally cleared up. Now I won't have to call somebody. Woo hoo
Also Geno thinking about pervy Gundam doujins. Tee Hee~
And thumb and mid paided the price o/
I had to open my band-aids with my foot. Not kidding :D
Deep cuts?
I once cut very deep in the top of one of my fingers, and till today I have no feeling in that tip.
Passed on the torch of one of my old organizations to someone new. Also attended a criminal court proceeding. It was funny.
Artwork said:
Deep cuts?
I once cut very deep in the top of one of my fingers, and till today I have no feeling in that tip.
Not too deep I hope. It took me two bandages per finger to stop the bleeding. I think both wounds is 1cm.
Ohh you could still use bandages. That's good.
I had to go to the hospital. They glued it back together. :_:
Glue. That made me cringe.
I've seen pics of guys posting their 'honor wounds'. A friend of mine almost lost the tip of his thumb while modding and watching Madoka. He said he was surprised by episode three. When he showed me his wound, it was a pretty close call.
One time, I even had a piece of plastic stuck in my index finger. It was there for weeks until my skin spit it out :3
When I was around four or five, I tried forcing back my gramp's razor blade. Large gash on my thumb.
Just remembering these are making my knees weak.
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