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  1. seriously? try inserting gradually larger objects into your hoo hoo until you feel comfortable I guess.

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    Also, FUCK MY LIFE

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    What am I doing with my life?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. triumf said:
    only those applicants meeting the Best Qualified Veteran Preference criteria were reviewed for consideration

    This is why I don't have a government job.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. aneko said:

    This is why I don't have a government job.

    We can cry together,
    I hope to god I get into JET

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. uteki said:

    He's normal size, I think around 6 inches or something.

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  5. what

    Well he's around 6ft 1 and I'm 4ft 11.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. 6 foot tall but still 6 inches
    wat.

    His height must be wonderful for you though,
    especially if he's lifting you around during romp-stompin'

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. Fuck the zipper in my skirt broke or something.
    911 helpline. Gotta call best friend and ask her to fix it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Artwork said:
    Fuck the zipper in my skirt broke or something.
    911 helpline. Gotta call best friend and ask her to fix it.

    Is your friend your mistress?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. triumf said:
    6 foot tall but still 6 inches
    wat.

    Height is not related to length. For example, I am 6'3" but only 12 feet long.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. triumf said:

    Is your friend your mistress?

    Hahaha no. She has a bf. I gave up on her last year.
    She makes her own clothes and such.

    Just showed her the vid where I spin around. And she didn't believe it was me and is jealous how I wear it XD hahaha.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. triumf said:

    We can cry together,
    I hope to god I get into JET

    You need more experience. So you won't.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. giascle said:

    Height is not related to length. For example, I am 6'3" but only 12 feet long.

    ah,
    the more you know

    also,
    BULLSHIT GIA
    everyone knows jews cut their dicks off.

    doctorkhanblog said:
    You need more experience. So you won't.

    I hope you get forced into a marriage with a girl named Shaneekwa

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. uteki said:
    But I haven't ruled out Vaginismus.

    Psychosomatic, caused by this place?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. triumf said:

    I hope you get forced into a marriage with a girl named Shaneekwa

    Ich wollte nicht, Sie nicht über den Job. Also habe ich jetzt verfluche Sie bestimmt, ein Ghetto Inderin heiraten werden. So gering, dass sogar Ghandi schämen würde.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. triumf said:

    I hope you get forced into a marriage with a girl named Shaneekwa

    And I hope you have to take a job at 7-11 and get robbed at gunpoint.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. This is escalating quickly.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. doctorkhanblog said:
    Text that leads me to believe he's the 2nd Tank Destroyer in this forum site

    Erbaulich

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  18. doctorkhanblog said:

    Ich wollte nicht, Sie nicht über den Job. Also habe ich jetzt verfluche Sie bestimmt, ein Ghetto Inderin heiraten werden. So gering, dass sogar Ghandi schämen würde.

    THIS IS FUCKING AMERICA
    GODDAMN FUCKING AMERICA

    palmtop-tiger said:

    And I hope you have to take a job at 7-11 and get robbed at gunpoint.

    > Implying palmtoppo el tigre wont get shot first because undocumenteds always carry cash

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. uteki said:
    But I haven't ruled out Vaginismus.

    Does it hurt when you go to the doctor? Can you stick the dildo or a couple fingers inside np? If you only feel pain during intercourse, it might not be it.

    uteki said:
    He's normal size, I think around 6 inches or something.

    That's actually the least important size you should care in most of the cases. Also, a length of 6 inches is far from being a problem. The girth (or width, with special attention to the head) is the one that may be giving you such a pain, being a newbie and all. Are you getting plenty foreplay? Does he go slowly at first? Tell him to wait a bit before thrusting until you get used to it or get in control yourself and go at your pace.

    If you can, test with your fingers or dildo positions (legs, knees etc) you feel more relaxed. Using something inside there the whole day for some days usually helps as well.

    I'd give a thought on Boss' advice too since some couples actually only do that and I'm not talking about Muslims. But then again, if he's that large it's probably gonna be a pain in the ass. Sorry, don't ban me.

    And you're not the only one who should see a doctor, specially if you guys aren't that fond of condoms since you can get infections that can lead to something like getting a sore throat or even becoming sterile. Also, does his penile curvature look normal? That's another thing that might be making your little game painful.

    Artwork said:
    Broke free from the chains that bind me!
    Which means.. I am single!
    Felt like this wasn't going to work out.

    Best thing you could've done. Eating a lasagna wouldn't ever be as great.

    Imo a long distance relationship is only justified if they don't give you any headaches, if you can get quite some money from it, if it became long distance in the middle of it or if you are too busy to meet in person anyway and thinks that the emotional support is enough. There will always be dozens of options around you that you simply fail to notice or consider. Heck, there might even be a girl nearby that wouldn't mind dating a trap. There's also Pantsu.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. So far school is going okay. I switch to part time since half the courses are useless and I need to create a portfolio in a few months so I dont have time to waste on these classes.

    I have also been late to all my classes.
    I cant wake up in the morning in this weather.

    Posted 1 year ago #

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