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141. 

     overfiend
     

     Gilbert Gottfried tells what is considered the dirtiest joke ever told at the Friars' Club roast of Hugh Hefner, with reaction from other comedians.

     From the Wikipedia article linked above, because funny:

     "Rumors cited in this film suggest that Chevy Chase used to hold parties at which the goal was to tell the joke for an hour, without repeating any of the acts contained in its performance. Penn Jillette notes in the movie that no one has ever been able to listen to Chevy for an hour."

     Edit: If you go to Youtube, there is a version by Bob Saget that's even dirtier.

     Posted 2 years ago # Quote
142. 

     Kudi
     

     le jokes

     Apparently, the song was written by someone who worked in a Chicago department store

     http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/sounds/lyrics/iusedtoworkin.html

     So was it Nef... surely not!

     Posted 2 years ago # Quote
143. 

     Dark Mage
     

     It was our very own Khan who did that.

     Posted 2 years ago # Quote
144. 

     Kudi
     

     Don't be silly cher DOCTORKHANAblog would never write something so lewd

     Posted 2 years ago # Quote
145. 

     Kudi
     

     So two kids, little Johnny and little Timmy, were in hospital taking about what they were going to get for Christmas.

     Johnny said "my mum and dad told me I'd be getting a PS4 and the new Lego game that goes with it, because I've been such a brave boy fighting my illness".

     Little Timmy replies "well my mum and dad told me that because of my illness , they could promise me a PS5, before it's even out, and a compendium of game with the lego game in it. And they said it would be delivered by Santa in person. u jelly?"

     "Wow!", says little Johnny " I wish I had cancer too!"

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
146. 

     Palmtop Tsundere
     

     What do you do when your girlfriend/wife doesn't want to have sex because she has a headache?

     Giver her some peniscillin.

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
147. 

     DirtyPair
     

     palmtop-tiger said:
     What do you do when your girlfriend/wife doesn't want to have sex because she has a headache?

     Giver her some peniscillin.

     

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     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
148. 

     Kudi
     

     Why did Dirty cross the road?

     To get to the other side (and suck a dick)

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
149. 

     Nin
     

     kudichan said:
     Why did Dirty cross the road?

     To go to work. (Work in a brothel)

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
150. 

     Kudi
     

     I have a really funny joke:

     Char just called me a bully. Char, calling someone else a bully. It was fucking hilarious!

     

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     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
151. 

     DOCTORKHANblog
     

     kudichan said:
     Don't be silly cher DOCTORKHANAblog would never write something so lewd

     No. I won't.
     

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
152. 

     P~Drizzle
     

     how did the cros rode?

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
153. 

     Palmtop Tsundere
     

     Your life.

     That's the joke.

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
154. 

     P~Drizzle
     

     thats why im so funny

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
155. 

     overfiend
     

     What is the voyeurs favorite Pokemon?

     .
     .

     Pikachu.

     

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     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
156. 

     Kudi
     

     I tried living with my parents, but it didn't really work out

     [punchline]Apparently, I didn't see the "no camping" sign next to the gravestones[/punchline]

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
157. 

     Poop
     

     why did the chicken cross the road?

     h

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
158. 

     Pantsu~Kudasai!
     

     What did the kid with no hands got for Christmas?

     A pair of gloves!

     lol just kidding, idk what he got, he hasn't open it yet

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
159. 

     Dark Mage
     

     Two jokes

     The first.

     A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

     The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".

     The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".

     The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"

     The second joke.

     Why programmers like UNIX:

     unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
160. 

     あたしは月姫ですわ
     

     Ha Ha Ha

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote

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