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181. 

     Pantsu~kudasai
     

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182. 

     Flying Sausage Of Murder
     

     That's exactly the kind of joke Kudi would tell

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
183. 

     Pantsu~kudasai
     

     With love, for Khan:

     What do you call a black person on the Moon?

     a Lunegro!

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
184. 

     Dark Mage
     

     pantsukudasai said:
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     This is kinda sick but it's an accidental bus joke due to context.
     Spoiler check the road sign.

     

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185. 

     DOCTORKHANblog
     

     pantsukudasai said:
     With love, for Khan:

     What do you call a black person on the Moon?

     a Lunegro!

     LOL!

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
186. 

     Flying Sausage Of Murder
     

     All of these jokes were shamelessly stolen

     #1

     What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

     [le punchline]The drunk will drive through a stop sign, while the stoner will wait for it to turn green.[/le punchline]

     #2

     Two guys are sitting on the porch of their house, tripping on LSD. Suddenly, a firetruck races down the street, flashing its lights and howling its sirens.
     After it passes, one tripper turns to the other and says, "Phew! Man, I thought he'd never go away!"

     #3

     So this guy is on speed, which makes him feel really horny, so he walks into a whore house to get himself a good f**k. On the inside he remembers that he's a bit short on cash so he says to the mistress:

     - "Listen, I only have five dollars, can you help me out?"
     The lady says:
     - "Sure, go up the stairs and go in the door on the right."
     The guy goes up the stairs and in through the door. He sees a chicken sitting on a table. He is a little disappointed but the speed is kicking in so he figures:
     - "Oh well you get what you pay for!", and he screws that chicken to near death, there are feathers flying everywhere.

     So the next day the guy is still a bit high and decides to go back to the whorehouse. He says to the madam:

     - "Listen lady, I've only got two bucks today. Can you do anything at all for me?"
     - "Sure!" says the madam. "Go up the stairs and in the door on the left this time".

     The guy goes in through the door on the left and finds a bunch of guys staring through a two-way mirror at two beautiful lesbians having sex.

     -"This is fantastic. Only two bucks for this!!" the guy says to one of the other men. The other man says
     - "Yes, but you should have been here yesterday, there was guy in there fucking a chicken!"

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187. 

     Nin
     

     I decided to sell the hoover yesterday.
     It was just collecting dust.

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188. 

     giascle
     

     OBAMA

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189. 

     Twintail Tsundere
     

     giascle said:
     

     THANKS
     OBAMA!

     ft4u

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
190. 

     Flying Sausage Of Murder
     

     >How do bald Jewish men keep their Yarmulkes on?

     [SPOILER]>Tar of David[/SPOILER]

     

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191. 

     giascle
     

     booo

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192. 

     Twintail Tsundere
     

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193. 

     Geno-nii
     

     "well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish"

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
194. 

     Flying Sausage Of Murder
     

     lel

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195. 

     Scott
     

     *knock, knock*

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196. 

     giascle
     

     I have a doorbell.

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
197. 

     Artwork
     

     giascle said:
     I have a doorbell.

     Well we're knocking whether you like it or not.
     *knock knock*

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
198. 

     Pumpkin Parfait
     

     Who's there!?

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
199. 

     Artwork
     

     mascarpone said:
     Who's there!?

     OBAMA

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote
200. 

     giascle
     

     I lol'd hard

     Posted 1 year ago # Quote

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