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  1. There's a difference between wackjob vigilantes and 'Muslim Police'. Police suggests they are official, these guys aren't.

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  2. So, Stefan...Kud-Meister.

    Are you guys going to be moving anytime soon?

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  3. Its not true, that guy on Fox is an idiot.

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  4. Eh...at this point the integrity of many news stations have been compromised, it seems like it's impossible to find one that hasn't been compromised.

    I have no faith in Humanity as a whole.

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  5. Where I live everyone is white and the biggest savages are the Irish

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  7. ICELANDIC BREWERY MAKES BEER FROM WHALE TESTICLES

    http://www.visir.is/icelandic-seasonal-beer-from-whales%27-testicles/article/2015150109150

    Brewery Steðji will introduce a Thorri beer, Hvalur 2, later this month following the success of Hvalur Thorri which the company brewed and introduced last year. A lot of preparation went into Hvalur 2, according to the owner of the brewery.

    "We want to create a true Thorri atmosphere and therefore we decided to put smoked testicles from fin whales into the beer for flavoring" says Dagbjartur Arilíusson, one of the owners of brewery in Borgarfjörður.

    "The testicles are cured according to an old, Icelandic tradition, lightly salted and then smoked. We put a lot of effort into this and it's a long process," Dagbjartur says, adding that each brew had contained one testicle.

    According to Dagbjartur, the beer will follow the Thorri beer that Steðji sold in January last year, which contained whale meal.

    Vesturland Public Health Safety prohibited the sale of the beer, but the meal contained among other things the viscera and intestines of whales.

    A few days later, Sigurður Ingi Jóhannsson, the minister of Fisheries and Agriculture, decided to allow the sale of the product. A week later, it was sold out when five thousand liters had gone through the liquor stores of the State Alcohol and Tobacco Company of Iceland.

    "The beer was sold out almost immediately and therefore we decided to produce a similar product for Thorri," Dagbjartur says.

    The decision of Vesturland Public Health Safety was confirmed last October by the Ministry of Industries and Innovation. Therefore, the sale of beer from whale meal is not authorised.

    "However, we had a great number of challenges where we were asked to have the whale beer available again. This was decided, but we have got all necessary licenses for manufacturing and selling of the beer," Dagbjartur says.

    Helgi Helgason, the director of Vesturland Public Health Safety, confirms that the company is authorised to sell beer containing whale testicles.

    "Whale testicles and blubber are removed by the relevant control authority on behalf of the Icelandic Food and Veterinary Authority. However, the content intended for whale flour is a by-product not meant for human nutrition and has not been certified as such."

    The beer is 5.1% in alc. A whole testicle is used in every brewing and then the beer is filtered and pasteurized.

    "Everyone will be happy with the quality and the pertaining Þorri atmosphere."

    Dagbjartur adds that raw materiels used in Hvalur 2 are in limited quantity. The liquor stores start selling Hvalur 2 from the Husband's Day, January 23rd.

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  8. In a miscarriage of the justice system a nine year old boy is arrested in Idaho for stealing a pack of gum.

    http://www.khq.com/story/27815431/9-year-old-boy-arrested-in-post-falls

    Now this is just absolute bullshit but at least the police chief has regrets for delivering the warrant and he should.

    The Prosecuting Attorney Barry McHugh really should be fired from his job for being such a moron and the kid and his parents given monetary compensation it can come out of Mr McHugh's retirement.
    I think 30K to get them a good car and the kid a good start on a college fund would be fair.

    I can't help but think race is a factor and what kind of an asshole does the store owner has to be to arrest a nine year old over stealing a pack of gum.

    Seriously the whole thing just fills me with disgust and rage.

    Edit I found a newer story the prosecutor now admits he made a mistake.
    http://www.idahostatesman.com/2015/01/13/3588769/idaho-prosecutor-arrest-warrant.html
    Still a screw up of this magnitude should cost him his job like it would in any other profession.
    Also the store should be named so people there can boycott it.

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  9. After some news on people at their worse some news on people doing their best.
    http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2015/0109/In-a-US-first-New-Orleans-finds-homes-for-all-its-homeless-veterans

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  10. Just staying up for several days strait can kill you.

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  11. I've read a scientific study, that says a lack of sleep can lead cardiac failure.

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  12. Today in Japanese hospital Olga (japanese - Origa) Yakovleva died. Russian-Japanese singer. She was 44 years old. In Japan She became popular after the song in the anime Ghost in the Shell.

    RIP

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  13. Lung cancer sounds like a pretty painful way to go.

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  14. BLOKE FROM WIGAN SHAGS A POST BOX, PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE NORTH OF ENGLAND ARE SHOCKED

    http://www.vice.com/read/a-drunk-man-in-manchester-tried-to-have-sex-with-a-postbox-975

    Listen: Have we not all gone on a bit of a mad one and tried to fuck a mailbox? I will be the first to put my hand up and say, "Absolutely not, no, I have never tried to put my dick in a mailbox and I'm not even sure where the nearest mailbox is should I get the inhuman urge to fuck it."

    But then, I am not Wigan native Paul Bennett, who appeared in court today to face charges of mailbox-fucking for the first time in recorded human history. Nobody has ever been arrested for trying to fuck a mailbox before, which when you actually think about it means: As a human race, we are breaking new ground.

    But in a practical sense, you're probably wondering: How do I romance a mailbox? And that is a good question, because you cannot just walk up to a mailbox and straight up fuck it. That's rude. Here's what Paul Bennett did to get the mailbox in the mood, as witnesses report: He approached the mailbox with those laser-beam sex eyes on and his trousers around his ankles while making "sexual advances" towards it. Try that one while you're out on the pull next!

    As the Manchester Evening News reports: "He then rubbed himself against the mailbox while holding his hands in the air and shouting, 'Wow!'"

    No one's quite certain whether, well, you know— it's not exactly clear if he jizzed or not. But the whole "trying to fuck a mailbox in broad daylight" thing was enough for witnesses to call the police, who soon arrived and promptly arrested Mr. Bennett for indecent exposure.

    "After completing the act... Bennett pulled his pants up then swung on a lamppost before looking at a reflection of himself in a window," the report says. Proud of yourself were you, mate? "He was arrested and launched into a foul-mouthed tirade as he was led away by officers."

    Bennett appeared in court today to face two counts of indecent exposure and one count of using threatening and abusive words, and abusive behavior, towards the two police officers who forcibly stopped him from posting his dick to Santa. The mailbox in question did not appear in court, but the alarmed eyewitness who called the police did.

    "The lady watched for some time and was ashamed, disgusted, and upset, and my client accepts that," Martin Jones said for the defense.

    "Clearly there are issues that need to be addressed," he then added, presumably before high-fiving everyone in the courtroom for that nothing-but-net postal pun. Maybe this sort of thing needs to be STAMPED OUT! He treated that mailbox as though it was SECOND CLASS! I'd like to fuck a mailbox BUT I'D HAVE TO STAND IN A DESOLATE LINE FOR OVER AN HOUR BEFORE I COULD DO IT!

    This isn't the first time someone has been arrested for having some sort of monstrous parody of sex with a static object. In 2013, Daniel Cooper was arrested after having sex with a Land Rover parked outside a kebab shop. In less fueled-by-alcohol news, Erika Eiffel recently ended her relationship with the Eiffel Tower and took up with a crane instead. These things happen.

    Anyway, in case you're wondering what the legal ramifications of fucking a mailbox are, 12-month community order with an alcohol treatment requirement, $75 compensation to the (human) victim, $230 court costs, and pride of place on the Sex Offender Registry.

    amy was this you?

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    kudichan said:


    Nobody has ever been arrested for trying to fuck a mailbox before, which when you actually think about it means: As a human race, we are breaking new ground.

    That's darn right.

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  16. The mailbox was wearing red? The slut was just asking for it.

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  17. I think that story is about Kudi.

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  18. Char said:

    I think that story is about Kudi.

    HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?

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