Lens said:
B-but someone at work told me to watch it D:
It's that terrible?
It's a movie entirely based, once again, around the myth that humans only use 10% of their brains. There's no way it CAN be good.
Also the ending is dumb as hell.
Lens said:
B-but someone at work told me to watch it D:
It's that terrible?
It's a movie entirely based, once again, around the myth that humans only use 10% of their brains. There's no way it CAN be good.
Also the ending is dumb as hell.
Oh look, more free space on my HDD!
Though I didn't watch the movie it looks lame story from the trailer. I think Lucy is like the combination of 2 Keanu Reeves movie(The Matrix +Johnny Mnemonic)
GIANT GREEN INFLATABLE FRENCH BUTTPLUG SABOTAGED BY WARRIORS OF GOD
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-29675893
A huge inflatable sculpture inspired by a sex toy has been sabotaged days after it was installed in Paris.
The 24m (80ft) sculpture on Place Vendome in Paris was brought down when supporting cords were cut.
Earlier, US artist Paul McCarthy told a French newspaper that he was attacked by a man who said the sculpture had no place being on the street.
The sculpture is part of the week-long International Contemporary "Art" Fair in the French capital.
The "art" fair said it would restore the deflated sculpture as soon as it could.
McCarthy told French newspaper Le Monde that his work, entitled Tree, was an "abstract work" rooted in a joke about a sex toy and was also inspired by a Christmas tree.
Police said the sculpture had been attacked overnight.
"An unidentified group of people cut the cables which were holding the 'artwork', which caused it to collapse," police said.
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo said the attack was unacceptable, and also denounced the attack on McCarthy.
"Paris will not succumb to the threats of those who, by attacking an 'artist' or a work, are attacking 'artistic freedom'," she said.
"'Art' has its place in our streets and nobody will be able to chase it away."
I feel no sympathy for the "artist".
Now if you don't mind, I'm going to London to shit on a statue of Winston Churchill. As a work of performance art, you understand.
Kan Ika was right.
I saw news on the internet that said I stuck dildos up my ass
I may be late, but this is terrible news:
http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/anime-fan-convicted-over-illegal-7958896
That is a shocking article. Do they not proofread?
They have brown people in Teesside?
YOU SCARY!!
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Backpacker's horror after flea and hundreds of eggs burst out of his FOOT after trip to Tanzania
A backpacker was left horrified after a flea and hundreds of eggs burst out of his foot following a trip to Tanzania.
Geography graduate Matthew O’Donnell, 22, was unaware a tiny chigoe flea had burrowed into his flesh and was feeding off his blood until weeks later when he had flown back to Britain.
He was sitting on his bed at home in East Sussex when he felt a tingling sensation and suddenly the black bug burst through his skin and onto his bedclothes – followed by hundreds of tiny eggs.
Mr O’Donnell had spent the summer working as a volunteer in rural Tanzania after completing his studies at Plymouth University and returned at the beginning of September.
He had been warned about the chigoe – or jigger flea as it is known locally – but had no idea he had been carrying one in his foot.
He said: ‘I looked down to see a lump and thought “What on earth is that?”
‘A tiny black bug dropped out, followed by 100 little white eggs tumbling after it.
‘I had an idea of what it was because while I was out there one of my friends also got it in one of her toenails.’
He added: ‘This type of tic lives in the sand over there, so if you’re walking around in flip flops it burrows into your skin.
‘It seems this insect used me as a free ticket back to Tanzania only to pop out a month later.’
Mr O’Donnell has been left with a small crater close to his little toe where the bug was nesting but doctors have given him the all clear.
The chigoe flea is the smallest flea known to man at just 1mm and is usually extremely hard to spot.
The parasitic arthropod is found in most tropical and sub-tropical climates and males feed on warm-blooded hosts, such as humans, cattle, sheep, dogs and mice and return to the sand.
However females burrow head-first into the host’s skin and lay dozens of eggs, leaving just the tip of their abdomen exposed.
When the eggs hatch they tumble out of the abdomen while the flea dies.
Matthew added: ‘I wasn’t expecting all the eggs to come out of my foot. I wrapped it all in toilet paper and flushed it down pretty quickly.
‘I thought if they are going to hatch I would rather not see. The tic was proper fat, so I got rid of that pretty quickly too.
‘It wasn’t painful, it was like a tingling sensation. It’s fine now, it has left like a crater sort of shape in my foot.’
He added: ‘It was pretty creepy. I’ve basically acted as a walking incubator for a month without knowing or giving my permission.
‘I wasn’t sure whether to laugh at the situation or run into my kitchen hysterically shouting at 3am to cut my foot off with a carving knife.
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Spider Burrows Into Dylan Thomas's Appendix Scar & Up Into His Sternum
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/10/16/spider-burrows-dylan-thomass-appendix-scar-sternum_n_5994802.html
A holiday-maker retuned from his travels with an experience to remember – after medics pulled a tropical spider out of his body.
Dylan Thomas was visiting Bali when he noticed a mysterious red trail stretching two inches from his belly towards his left nipple.
“It was like someone had scratched me with a knife,” he told NT News.
When the angry red line grew even longer, he consulted a doctor who advised it was simply an insect bite and gave him some anti-histamine cream.
But within hours angry, painful blisters erupted along the red line, sending him back to hospital where a dermatologist determined a tropical spider had burrowed into the 21-year-old’s body presumably via a recent appendix scar.
From there, the arachnid “a bit bigger than the size of a match head” had diligently burrowed its way up to his sternum.
The spider, which was mercifully dead when it was removed with tweezers, is currently being identified and naturally, Thomas has acquired the new nickname ‘Spider Man’.
Thomas, from Bunbury in Australia, told the Bunbury Mail: “It wasn’t really a tickling sensation, obviously once the venom started to affect my skin it was a really burning sensation like a searing feeling.”
Writing on Facebook he said: “Well that’s escalated… Spider man is well and truly going to stick as a nickname here.
“… After running tests and putting things inside my stomach they finally found out it was a tropical spider that’s been living inside of me for the last three days, managed to get it out luckily.
“Haven’t felt so violated in my life before! Just glad it’s all over.”
Thomas is now hoping his friends will chip in to pay for a Spider Man tattoo to cover up his scar.
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Three Inch Leech Stows Away In Backpacker's Nose For More Than A Month
A British backpacker returned from her travels to find she’d brought along a stowaway leech – up her nose.
Astonishingly, the three-inch long creature had been living in Daniela Liverani’s nostril for more than a month.
Liverani had been travelling around south-east Asia when she started suffering persistent nosebleeds, but put it down to a burst blood vessel from a motorbike crash.
Days after returning to her Edinburgh home, the 24-year-old graduate spotted something poking out of her nose, which she dismissed as congealed blood.
She got the fright of her life though when she was rushed to A&E last week after discovering the slimy black blood-sucker had been hitching a ride.
Liverani, originally from Glasgow, said: “Two weeks before I came home from Asia, I started having nosebleeds but I’d fallen off a motorbike so thought I’d burst a blood vessel.
“After I got home, the nosebleeds stopped and I started seeing something sticking out of my nostril. I just thought it was congealed blood from the nosebleeds.
"I tried to blow him out and grab him but I couldn’t get a grip of him before he retreated back up my nose.
“When I was in the shower, he would come right out as far as my bottom lip and I could see him sticking out the bottom of my nose.
“So when that happened, I jumped out of the shower to look really closely in the mirror and I saw ridges on him. That’s when I realised he was an animal.
“My friend Jenny and I called NHS 24 and were told to get to accident and emergency as soon as possible.”
Liverani was whisked into a treatment room where a nurse and doctor examined her nose using a torch, forceps and tweezers.
The doctor used a nose forceps to prise open her nostrils really wide while a nurse and Jenny pinned her to the bed.
Liverani said: “It was agony – whenever the doctor grabbed him, I could feel the leech tugging at the inside of my nose.
“Then all of a sudden, after half an hour, the pain stopped and the doctor had the leech in the tweezers.
"He was about as long as my forefinger and as fat as my thumb.
“He could move so fast as well, which freaked me out. I’ve no idea how he got up there but he’d have got bigger and bigger from feeding on my blood.
“He had been curled up in a big ball, using my nostril as a little nest, so Jenny and I called him Mr Curly. At one point, I could feel him up at my eyebrow.
“I asked the doctor what would’ve happened if I hadn’t gone to hospital and she said he’d probably have worked his way into my brain.”
Mark Siddal, curator at the American Museum of Natural History in New York and an expert on leeches, said: “Daniela could have picked up this leech from water in Vietnam, if she had been swimming.
“Or it could have gone in through her mouth, as she was drinking water.
“Even though it was there for around a month, these leeches don’t grow all that quickly, so it wouldn’t have been much smaller when it went up there. It would have been quite sizeable.
“It’s interesting that people don’t feel these leeches go up their nose.”
RIP Creepy thread.
DOUBLE TERRORIST ATTACKS AT THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT AND NATIONAL WAR MEMORIAL IN OTTAWA, CANADA: ONE SOLDIER CONFIRMED DEAD, CANUCK MUSLIM LEADER SUSPECTS ISLAMIST MOTIVE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-29728503
Rolling news coverage.
I hope to Christ this happens.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/138155-Working-Hoverboard-Prototype-Revealed
Me too, but it doesn't hover high enough to avoid dog shit.
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So it'll end up a hoverboard with dog shit on it.
kudichan said:
DOUBLE TERRORIST ATTACKS AT THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT AND NATIONAL WAR MEMORIAL IN OTTAWA, CANADA: ONE SOLDIER CONFIRMED DEAD, CANUCK MUSLIM LEADER SUSPECTS ISLAMIST MOTIVEhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-29728503
Rolling news coverage.
Only Frein can put the brakes on the ISIS threat in Canada!
kudichan said:
DOUBLE TERRORIST ATTACKS AT THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT AND NATIONAL WAR MEMORIAL IN OTTAWA, CANADA: ONE SOLDIER CONFIRMED DEAD, CANUCK MUSLIM LEADER SUSPECTS ISLAMIST MOTIVEhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/world-us-canada-29728503
Rolling news coverage.
And they're already blaming US gun laws...
doctorkhanblog said:
Kan Ika was right.
About what?
kanika said:
About what?
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/forums/topic.php?id=12647&page=145"ed=1000375#post-1018154
kanika said:
And they're already blaming US gun laws...
And Muslims.
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