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Char said:
I'm half temped to post that chimp drinking his own pee gif.
RIP gif.
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Posted 2 years ago #
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tingle said:
Weirdest thing in my life happened last week. To make a long story short I drank pee. Still feel weird about it. No ill side effects. Anyone want to hear the story?TINGLE TELL US RIGHT NOW ABOUT YOUR AZN WAIFU MAKING YOU DRINK HER PISS!
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I guess he married Lenfried.
Seriously though that's just nasty.Posted 2 years ago # -
She's dehydrated
Unlike in watersports AV, where the actresses are basically just pissing water because they have to keep it flowing for the camera.
Posted 2 years ago # -
I'd rather be in a coma than amnesic.
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kudichan said:
TINGLE TELL US RIGHT NOW ABOUT YOUR AZN WAIFU MAKING YOU DRINK HER PISS!
You guys know me so well.
>Be performing oral on couch.
>She seems to be enjoying it.
>She's been holding back from peeing, says it makes orgasms more intense
>Orgasm approaches
>Tells me to suck on clit
>oblige
>orgasm, and peeing commences.
>mouth fills up, cheeks expand like hamster
>tastes like hot, unsweet, bitter apple juice.
>She hasn't noticed yet
>What do? Can't run to sink, don't want to spit it on expensive couch.
>*gulp*
>She asks "Did I just pee?"
>Say no so as not to ruin mood.
>sex
>tell her later, she has no idea how much came out.Not something I'd do again, but not something I am grossed out by. Not sure what to think.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Wow.
Posted 2 years ago # -
This I agree with! >_<tingle said:
I still think poo is gross though.
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mascarpone said:
This I agree with! >_<
Posted 2 years ago # -
I would post that pic with that "if you don't eat her poop" scene from night shift nurses. But I find feces flipping disgusting.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Pursuing/In a relationship, the turn-off parts are things/habits which s/he can't accept in her/his future family, so it's better to find those who can accept/share your hobby so you can be yourself.
E.g. Otaku, wrong people may find you childish, right people (at convention) may find you creative, fantasy-thinking and youthful.
E.g. Artist/Cooking, wrong people may find you wasting precious time, right people may find you creative, releasing/cultivating inner talents.
E.g. Gun/military, wrong people will still be nice to you but they really dun want any guns in their family, right people may find you knowledgeable/having survival/camping skills.
E.g. Smokers/Drinkers, wrong people will still be nice to you but they really dun want any smoke/liquor in their home, right people may find you sociable.
Next, dramas/movies are written to attract readers to increase viewership/earn more $money$ so they write/piece in the best of everything - e.g. you can get good nature beautiful/handsome spouse with this/that hobby - BUT BACK TO REALITY, it doesn't really work out that way.
In addition, searching spouses at the right place. If you loves guns/military, maybe try be a member at a gun club/shooting range to find spouses or search areas which you can think of.
Does it sound/does situation seems logical to question someone out of the blue in an Arthouse - "Do you like AK-47? How do you find its firepower? Maybe should hold this way at here to stabilize the shooting. "
Lastly, time/location factors - not now/here(this town/city) but later/elsewhere, that person is still in the process of making (searching hobbies/maturing/developing) or in another town/cities or oversea (not in US).
Personally, I dislike smokers/drinkers, doesn't matter how handsome/beautiful/rich/smart s/he is, no means no - E.g. Albert Einstein
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What exactly was your confession?
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ocha said:
Does it sound/does situation seems logical to question someone out of the blue in an Arthouse - "Do you like AK-47? How do you find its firepower? Maybe should hold this way at here to stabilize the shooting. "
Yes.
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aneko said:
What exactly was your confession?Hmm, maybe -
"Pursuing/In a relationship, the turn-off parts are things/habits which s/he can't accept in her/his future family"palmtop-tiger said:
Yes.But if it's a place purely for gun lovers, maybe it's a good searching place.
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ocha said:
Hmm, maybe -Rejected.
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aneko said:
Rejected.Editted.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Or you could find a more appropriate thread for your relationship advice.
Posted 2 years ago # -
tingle said:
You guys know me so well.
>Be performing oral on couch.
>She seems to be enjoying it.
>She's been holding back from peeing, says it makes orgasms more intense
>Orgasm approaches
>Tells me to suck on clit
>oblige
>orgasm, and peeing commences.
>mouth fills up, cheeks expand like hamster
>tastes like hot, unsweet, bitter apple juice.
>She hasn't noticed yet
>What do? Can't run to sink, don't want to spit it on expensive couch.
>*gulp*
>She asks "Did I just pee?"
>Say no so as not to ruin mood.
>sex
>tell her later, she has no idea how much came out.Not something I'd do again, but not something I am grossed out by. Not sure what to think.
maek video next time
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