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Birkenstocks; Zionist conspiracy?

  1. Ever wondered why their sandals felt weird on the feet? Well I have the answer.

    There are approximately 75 grooves on a standard unisex sandal from Birkenstock. There are 75 rocks in front of the Israeli parliament. There were 75 board members in the Jews Against Obama interest group. If you didn't know JAO was against Obama because he tried to scoot himself away from the ZOG.

    Now let's take a look at the first episode of Naruto. In the Leaf Village, there was a total 10,783,920,021 leafs. Subtract the number of Palestinians killed since Israeli's formation, you get a number that's completely unrelated to this subject.

    In sum. Birkenstock were made by Jews

    Posted 3 years ago #
  2. Completely unrelated

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  3. RIP thread.

    Posted 3 years ago #
  4. Aneko said:
    RIP thread.

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