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What About Death and Funerals

  1. I didn't find a thread like this so I'll make one.

    Questions are:
    1. How would you like to die?
    2. What would you like your funeral to be like?

    I personally don't know exactly about the dying part. It'd be cool to die on stage though.

    And with the funeral things... Well I've pretty much decided that once I get back to Sweden, I'll fix the paperwork to donate my body to science. Not that I think they'll have much use of it, my body won't be much at the age of 30 if I keep up with the smoking and drinking but hey, whatever.

    The only thing is that they'll get my body bald. I want my hair to be burned and the ashes to be brought to my family, then they can throw away them somewhere nice (best thing would be to have a party and put my ashes in the drinks, WOOP JESUS STYLE DEATH! But I doubt all my friends will want to have a party at my death... Anyway, I'll leave that request to my nearest ones).

    So, what about y'all? Any other wishes you want to have fulfilled after or before your death?

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    2. I don't care. I'll be dead and stuff.

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  3. Just imagining your family throw your hair dust at a party is hilarious.

    I want people to go out to a field, dig a hole, and dump me in it. No casket or anything. I do not want to be embalmed. They can just give me one of those electronic ball things so people can find me later.

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  4. Pacpon said:
    Just imagining your family throw your hair dust at a party is hilarious.

    I want people to go out to a field, dig a hole, and dump me in it. No casket or anything. I do not want to be embalmed. They can just give me one of those electronic ball things so people can find me later.

    Riiiight!? I think so too! You're invited to the party, Pacpie.

    Also, that sounds like my Dad's wish. He wants to be buried naked and then have a tree planted on top of him. Problem is, that is illegal in Sweden as far as I know. Looking into stuff to work through that.

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  6. Something along the lines of this.

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  7. I want to be thrown into a ditch. Saves money.

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  8. think i'll be buried in space-armor with my robot servants, pending technological advances.

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  9. antika said:
    And with the funeral things... Well I've pretty much decided that once I get back to Sweden, I'll fix the paperwork to donate my body to science.

    That's pretty good idea. I've been thinking of becoming an organ donor for some time now.

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  10. When I become an old man I will go on a gaming marathon until my heart give out.

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  11. Peter Barton said:
    I want to be thrown into a ditch. Saves money.

    To save even MORE money we can make meat pies out of you. Food for a week!

    doctorkhanblog said:
    That's pretty good idea. I've been thinking of becoming an organ donor for some time now.

    Doo eeeet!! Science needs it~ and it's a nice way of making Jehovas witnesses mad (I can't donate blood in Sweden but I can here so I'll do eet as soon as I have my citizenship).

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  12. antika said:
    Doo eeeet!! Science needs it~ and it's a nice way of making Jehovas witnesses mad (I can't donate blood in Sweden but I can here so I'll do eet as soon as I have my citizenship).

    I'll do it. Just by making Jehovas witnesses mad is a great motivator. Plus, donating blood has been a yearly tradition of mine.

    antika said:

    To save even MORE money we can make meat pies out of you. Food for a week!

    That depends if he tastes good.

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  13. That depends if he tastes good.

    I'm sure he'll taste great. If he doesn't, we can always get drunk first.

    Just by making Jehovas witnesses mad is a great motivator.

    Teeehehee I know rait!?

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  14. I would like to die in any way that is fast and painless.

    I would like to be reduced to ash and have my carbon transformed into a diamond. If my family wants a ceremony for me that would be fine too.
    http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Diamonds-Made-From-Ashes-c39.html

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  15. ancientalchemist said:
    I would like to be reduced to ash and have my carbon transformed into a diamond. http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Diamonds-Made-From-Ashes-c39.html

    That's fucking awesome. I've never seen that before!

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  16. antika said:

    To save even MORE money we can make meat pies out of you. Food for a week!

    Doo eeeet!! Science needs it~ and it's a nice way of making Jehovas witnesses mad (I can't donate blood in Sweden but I can here so I'll do eet as soon as I have my citizenship).

    Anything that pisses off Jehovas witnesses is fine with me.

    ancientalchemist said:
    I would like to die in any way that is fast and painless.

    I would like to be reduced to ash and have my carbon transformed into a diamond. If my family wants a ceremony for me that would be fine too.
    http://www.cremationsolutions.com/Cremation-Diamonds-Made-From-Ashes-c39.html

    That's one way to become nearly eternal.
    Most natural diamonds are 1 to 3.3 billions years old.

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  17. Peter Barton said:
    I want to be thrown into a ditch. Saves money.

    It's more efficient if you just arrange to die in a ditch.

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  18. aneko said:

    It's more efficient if you just arrange to die in a ditch.

    Jumping into the Grand Canyon would be the most dramatic death by ditch I can think of. Pretty cheap too.

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    Nin

    My parents' funerals are one thing I'm dreading terribly. I'm terrified that my family will be disappointed with how I arrange them. I feel awfully pressurised having to arrange funerals that suit everybody's idea of a good, worthy ceremonies.

    I also think they're not insured properly...

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  20. ancientalchemist said:
    Jumping into the Grand Canyon would be the most dramatic death by ditch I can think of. Pretty cheap too.

    And not at all difficult, unless things have changed since I was there.

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