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1. 

   tingle
   

   Do we have any wizards on Sankaku? I was less than 6 years from my wizard hat when I failed my training.

   Are you a wizard by choice?
   Do you want to be a wizard?
   Any questions for other wizards and wizards in training?

   I found during my time a disdain for couples, a Foamy the Squirrel level disgust with humanity, and high standards is what led to my monastic lifestyle. Although I would get out and about to concerts and hipster coffee houses and found many a pierced and tattooed female friends whom were great friends, but alas none of which I would be willing to sully my "other" wand with.

   Tell us of your wizardly (and prewizardly) life?

   

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2. 

   Professor Kudington
   

   I could have been a wizard but I decided to have sex instead.

   I regret nothing.

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3. 

   giascle
   

   tingle said:
   I was less than 6 years from my wizard hat when I failed my training.

   I wouldn't have guessed you lasted that long.

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4. 

   Mascarpone
   

   LOL, I'm too young silly. ^_^

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5. 

   Sylphin
   

   I still have 11 years tho, good luck in me haha.

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6. 

   Nin
   

   I'm not really the magic user kind of person. They're a pain to party with, too.

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7. 

   A Troll Witch
   

   I failed in high school and good thing too could you imagine going through life seeing the world like this?
   

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8. 

   Peter Barton
   

   I don't believe in magic because I am a heartless bastard.

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9. 

   Professor Kudington
   

   Char said:
   I failed in high school

   Char, you had sex in high school? Did one of your teachers rape you?

   Dude, I'm so sorry to hear that.

   

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10. 

    Neat Hedgehog
    

    Only 5 years left. I see no reason why I won't succeed. Let's face it, I am unwilling to devote any particular amount of time to developing a relationship with anyone, I don't believe in "one night stands," and I haven't met anyone that I would rate as acceptable in terms of a mental and physical assessment to have intercourse with.

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11. 

    Bane, The Greatest Evil
    

    kudichan said:
    I could have been a wizard but I decided to have sex instead.

    I regret nothing.

    ^

    Neat Hedgehog said:
    Only 5 years left. I see no reason why I won't succeed. Let's face it, I am unwilling to devote any particular amount of time to developing a relationship with anyone, I don't believe in "one night stands," and I haven't met anyone that I would rate as acceptable in terms of a mental and physical assessment to have intercourse with.

    Sometimes, I feel sorry for you.........

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12. 

    Professor Kudington
    

    Neat Hedgehog said:
    I haven't met anyone that I would rate as acceptable in terms of a mental and physical assessment to have intercourse with.

    See, this is why dudes on the internet never get laid.

    Gotta be more realistic about those standards, brah.

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13. 

    pikkamakk
    

    kudichan said:

    See, this is why dudes on the internet never get laid.

    Gotta be more realistic about those standards, brah.

    As long as it's DNA based fuck it?

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14. 

    A Troll Witch
    

    kudichan said:

    Char, you had sex in high school? Did one of your teachers rape you?

    Dude, I'm so sorry to hear that.

    

    I'm sorry I didn't get to have sex with the hot milf teacher my high school relationships where about as normal as it gets though my first time was when I was 17 which is considered kinda late where I went to school.
    By Las Vegas standards I probably was a wizard as some kids were already having sex at 14 and 15.
    Maybe someone else has one of those student teacher stories for you to fap to.

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15. 

    Neat Hedgehog
    

    kudichan said:

    See, this is why dudes on the internet never get laid.

    Gotta be more realistic about those standards, brah.

    My standards aren't so high, really. They only need to be intellectually engaging, not fat, and have minimal physical deformities. They don't even have to be what people call attractive as long as they're not a toad.

    Of course, for Michigan, I guess those standards are pretty unreasonable, after all.

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16. 

    Professor Kudington
    

    pilu said:

    As long as it's DNA based fuck it?

    That's a little too picky

    Char said:

    my first time was when I was 17

    Rubbing your dick up against a girl on the bus doesn't count brah.

    Neat Hedgehog said:

    Of course, for Michigan, I guess those standards are pretty unreasonable, after all.

    Hit the nail on the head right there.

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17. 

    Neat Hedgehog
    

    kudichan said:

    Hit the nail on the head right there.

    At least I'm further south of Kalkaska now. All the girls looked like John Goodman. Traverse had some decent imports, but the attitude of people living there was appalling.

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18. 

    Bane, The Greatest Evil
    

    I don't blame anyone with high standards, everyone wants a movie star beautiful spouse, people don't want one looking like they now came off a horror set however in reality, its either you settle for good enough or stay alone, either or unless your that old guy from the playboy mansion.

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19. 

    giascle
    

    I've never met a guy who DIDN'T know his name. Even many girls do.

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20. 

    Mascarpone
    

    I had a crush on several girls. One of them was an Emo girl I was friends with. I know, I know. Let it out of your system.

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