Can anyone beat Spain?
Will the Dutch avoid choking?
Will the Germans bore everyone to death?
Will the French and the Italians crack under the pressure?
Will the English even make it past the first round (lol no)?
All of these questions will be answered over the next month, as 300 players perform in front of crowds of neo-Nazis baying for their blood. And you can keep up with the action here, in the Official Euro 2012 Thread.
My first thoughts on the competition are that I wish I hadn't missed the first match; it was apparently excellent. A red card, a missed penalty, all kinds of lulz.