So you haven't bothered to read the replies.
I tried to read one and attempted suicide after I got about three lines in. Thank god my housemates pulled my head out of that oven.
apparently this guy is so good at writing people actually read the whole thing. And not just this time, but other walls of text by him were exceptionally well received as well.
We clearly have different definitions of "exceptionally well received".
And you're just as mistaken, thinking noone is interested in tsunderes.
No-one is interested in such painful dissections of the topic, as evidenced by the fact that no-one else is bothering to go into anywhere near as much detail about it.