So Ians are space aliens from the planet Ian. They kinda look similar to Carl from Aquateen hunger force, and they have 6 flt long dicks. Ians come to earth to rape little girls, because the ones that are born on earth feel better than the ones that grow on trees on planet Ian. Ians love making terrible rap music.
This thread is for the spreading of Ian music and Ian mythos (though nobody really wants to know any of that)
With that said:
Hello mother, hello father, pleased to meet you- where's your daughter?
I'm gonna rape her, in her bedroom, I know she's 12- but I'm still go-ing to wreck her womb.I love little girls, thats why I came to this world- to spread my seed is what I need, I give no warnings to heed, and step by step I will explain my technique.
Alright uh-repeat after me for uh lesson #1:
Grab ya girl by the ankle, or if ya choose by the knees- choose a hole, shove it in- shove it in and repeat! I never pull out, not even to cum- which while I'm on it; it reminds me of bubble gum! I pin 'em down to the ground, strike 'em with my fist! force my dick down her throat and fill her stomach with jizz!
Alright-uh this is- uh lesson #2 so, uh- listen carefully:
Pick her up by the neck, shove it in her ass- smash her face in the wall using your left hand! It's grand you know- my dick is like a fire hose, and when I jizz like this, it spurts out her nose!Shut up, Shut up... SHUT THE FUCK UP! Class is far from dismissed.
No little girl can handle my 6foot dick, and that's just the length- it's half a foot thick!
I put it in hard, I put it in quick- rape, is the only thing- I believe in!Okay, alright, settle down so you dont uh-miss-uh lesson #3:
club her on the head- with an aluminum bat- put her in your car and tie her up fast! Hang her fro the ceiling, of your humble abode- I learned this trick in Japan- it's 1000 years old!
It's a blast from the past, I don't need to be discrete; this pre-teen is gonna get a taste of my Planet Ian meat! Try to stop me, I'll whack ya head off see?- Then I'll shower your daughter, in my Ian seed!this uh-last technique, uh- is uh- you know, uh- difficult if you arent of uh-Ian decent:
Trip her up with your shaft, and position yourself- tear through her pants, before she screams for help- bring your face to hers, and kiss her lips, her eyes will widen once she notices her broken hips!
Alright; uh- I hope you-uh learned something today, cuz-uh that was some genuine Ian shit!

Busty Meiko Cosplay by Saku Absolutely Massive
Idol Gyakur*pe! Boasts Sex & Stardom
Hatsune Miku Ero-MMD “How Many Has She Starred In!?”
Phantom World Moist & Chaotic
Subarashii Sekai Dead Serious