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  1. Chapter One

    On a stormy night, a fearsome transexual walks amists the weary night. The warrior wore a badge with the name 'H-ero' in bold capital letters. It carried a long piece of metallic material and had dialled discreetly as he rushed over towards the closest corner.
    "Vagio, we arn't going to win this!"
    and a strange voice appeared with a strange Italien-like accent and the figure had replied,
    "I can, I just need to make more pizza, I think... I can do it!-"

    The call had suddenly dropped as a sharp noise of a dagger rushed at H-ero's body. However H-ero was able to Smoothly sweep his feet away from the ground and H-ero quickly pushed himself agaisnt the wall to give himself a jump off the ground.
    Then a sudden appearance of another tall figure. The figure also had a nametag with the word 'Homu'.
    Homu slashed his dagger, and swayed it like the wind had not acted upon it. Just as Homu had caught onto H-ero's belt, H-ero slipped off the ground as he was shocked from the attack.

    Just beyond the shadows, H-ero was looking for hope, but then he had recognised two in the mist.
    It was Kusingia and Trimread.
    Trimread reached out his pocket and took a long piece of thick rope-like material out.
    " Heh, how should I play with you?" Trimread seductively exclaimed.

    H-ero's eye's shooked in horror as he knew his hope had been lost.

    Suddenly a siren chuckled down forth to the earth. It was Deth. It could only be the one and only, Deth!
    Kusingia, Trimread and Homu's face seemed pale as Ghost's.
    "shit! we got caught. RUN!" Homu shouted.

    Deth held H-ero's hands and helped him up. H-ero blushed in the excitement when he had made contact with his savior.
    But soon after, a loud thud crashed onto Deth. Deth collapsed towards the ground.

    "I'm sorry H-ero, I-I just can't see you blush like that- especially with him..."

    Then H-ero had argued " WHAT THE FUCK, ARE YOU DOING PETER?"

    Peter was astonished by the angry reply and he slowly disappeared away from the scene with an upset facial expression.
    "I-I... I-I'm sorry, I-I was jealous".

    H-ero was left speechless as he felt guilty from the situation. But he soon moved on and carried Deth to the local pizza hospital.

    And this is how the rest of the Pizza heroes met.

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    Sorry for not having 100% correct grammar and punctuation.
    I tried making this as quick as possible.
    Okay I'm sorry if I made any sentence's that didn't make sense, but hell with this, I'm going to sleep.

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  2. Psyduck cock sock is such a bad ass idea.

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  4. Now someone has to make a fanfic of Palmtop and his car.

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  5. Peter Barton said:

    Part 2

    I was wondering why Vinzent hadn't done the rest of the art. Also your story is one of the few walls of text I actually look forward to.

    hikikomori1969 said:
    Now someone has to make a fanfic of Palmtop and his car.

    You.

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  6. Civil (Sancom) War:-

    There was once a place where otakus from all over the world gather, People from American, Australia, Canada, England, The Caribbean, even the middle east, came to live but unknown to them they would be a great disaster that would forever change their life.

    "The road to hell is paved in good intentions"

    ACT I: "So I heard you like lolis"

    *A City over a mountain stretch*
    “AHHHHH!!! LOLIS!! LOLIS EVERYWHERE!!” a young man said, wearing a touho shirt, baggy blue jeans and with brown patted down hair he looked at all the little girls walking around.[Panel box appears :Name Gogetters, occupation:- Lolicon]
    sankaku complex’s streets, “My, oh my, this place is really heaven on earth” Gogetters smirked, “So this is the promise land, 4 chan was talking about.” As Gogetters walked around he noticed a big nosed young lad with blue eyes and long hair, he approached him and asked “Hey, do you happen to know the location of the closet Hotel/Motel ?” The young man looked at him with uninterested eyes.[Panel Box appears:- giascle, occupation:- Grammar Nazis, Perfect Being],
    “Yes,” giascle points, “why don’t you check over there ?” , “Thanks” Gogetters replies, “Wait” giascle says, “ it is or, not a slash ‘/’ “, “Ah excuse me ?” gogetters asked with a confused expression, “When you were saying Hotel or Motel, you used a slash /, the proper thing to do would be to use ‘or’ “, “ah, I see” Gogetters said with a contented look, “Just don’t let it happen again” says giascle with a emotionless expression on his face. As our young Gogetters walked along feeling a little dejected, he watched all the Smiling faces of the people (users) walking by. Random anonymous looking at obscene scenes, people gossiping about the latest Chinese explosions, guys reading the latest ‘ecchi’ anime and molestation and rape cases in japan,etc, “Its….as if everyone is in harmony” Gogetters said with a please look on his face.

    *A couple Miles away from the forum city*
    Two figures staring at the city from binoculars. “So that is it ?” a man with a long coat, with a beer belly and a wicked smirk, “So those are the freaks and deviants those right wing pigs, what a sick city allowing ‘those’ kinds of people in, must be ~O-BOMB~A’s doing” [Panel Box Appears Name:- Gantz_Playboy Occupation:- Politics Otaku, Troll]. A girl standing next to him comments with a unpleasant look, “Psh, would you stop talking like that, it’s disgusting, really who let those pedophiles live there ? Can we hurry up and destroy this place, its creeps me out by just looking at it.” [Panel Appears Name:- Mere, Occupation Bitc………TsunTsun], the two walk on towards the city, what disaster shall befall this land ?

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  7. A quick mini story of palmtop tiger and his hot vehicle.

    On a early Sunday morning, Palmtop was walking awkwardly down the street, and his paws would seem quite elegant at times. He witnessed a car in the open with the door open. He thought to himself that he should be okay if he stole it and so he did.

    As he drove down the road with the shiny golden car, he looked down at the gear stick, again and again...

    He used his fingers and smoothly moved it up and across the top of the gear stick.

    "O-hh N-Noo, I can't..."

    Then the gear slowly moved gently upwards.
    Palmtop then looked to the window closest to him. He looked at the shiny surface and shyly cried,
    "W-wait, don't look at me in this way!"

    Palmtop became flustered in a matter of seconds.
    "o-okay, I guess maybe you can... kyaaa! wait... no not there... hmph"

    and this continued in the car until palmtop died from starvation.

    The End

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  8. Currently writing Nefly's part while listening to an hour long 80s New Wave mix.

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  9. giascle said:
    I wanted to write something, didn't care who it was about, so I just waited for inspiration in the Skype chat. Much of the opening exchange is word-for-word.

    ---

    “Aneko,” began Affuu, “May I ask you something?”

    “You can ask, but there are a lot of things I don't answer,” the stern elder-sister figure responded.

    “Are you a girl?”

    “That's what I've been told.”

    “Okay!” Affuu exclaimed, clearly happy she was well informed. “Um… but I have another question…”

    “What is it?”

    After a pause, the meek Australian continued. “Is… is it okay if two girls… l-like each other?”

    “I see nothing wrong with it. Why do you ask?”

    Affuu blushed from behind her computer screen. She couldn’t be more relieved Aneko was unable to see how flustered she was getting. Affuu’s hands trembled as she carefully typed her next sentence. “W-what would you do if another girl confessed to you?”

    Aneko is smart enough put two and two together, and she had quickly realized where the conversation was headed. But unexpectedly, she didn’t know how to respond. The jaded, sarcastic elder sister was suddenly remembering that confused girl in middle school who still believed in love. Thrust into a strange situation, Aneko lacked the thing she always desires most: control.

    “What is wrong with me?” Aneko thought. “She’s cute, yes, but that’s all. What am I thinking?” Aneko, too, was glad she had the anonymity offered by the Internet. How would everyone act if they could see her now? How would Affuu act?

    Affuu was already anxious, and the long wait was making it worse and worse. “I knew it, I screwed up!” she thought. Distraught with herself, she was about to write, “Never mind,” when an answer popped up.

    That's all you're getting lol

    -cries-

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  10. Part 3

    At the outskirts of the city I parked my car in front of Giascle's townhome. A small two story home crammed between tens similar to it. I honked the horn and waited. Within seconds Giascle walked out the door and got in the car, smacking the roof twice before getting in. Shortly after I drove off towards Nefly's house. Music blasted from my speakers as the tall buildings that made up the city lowered and disappeared, revealing the suburbia that had grown around the enormous towers. Wasn't long before we were caught in traffic due to the construction meant for expanding the highways to help with traffic problems. Too bad it'd take another year to fix it.

    “It never fails,” I complained as I lowered the volume to the radio.

    “God just hates you,” Giascle joked.

    “I wouldn't doubt it. Always seems to be traffic jams in the areas I have to pass through. So, since we have quite the wait, how's life?”

    “Beautiful.”

    “Would you go as far to say it's peachy?”

    “No. That's a bit too good of a life. What about you?”

    I thought for a moment before answering. At the time “Everything Sucks” by Reel Big Fish was playing. As I listened to it I finally gave an answer. “This.”

    “What?” Giascle asked.

    “This song. This is how life is.”

    “Oh.”

    We reached the small town where Nefly lived. Due to my horrible sense of direction when it comes to driving we ended up going around in circles numerous times, driving by the same locales repeatedly. Eventually we managed to find Nefly's place; a moderate three bedroom house with a bare green lawn. After inquiring Deth before I left to go pick up Giascle, it turned out that this was actually Nefly's parents house. Turned out she moved back in after becoming a bit of a shut in during school. There wasn't a car parked out front so I assumed nobody was home.

    “I bet you she's home,” Giascle said after speaking my assumption. “Let's go bang on the door.”

    The two of us got out of the car and walked up to the front door. I started pounding it as hard as I could. “We know you're in there, Nefly! Open the door now or else we will use force to let ourselves in! Nefly! Open the door!”

    Slowly cracking open an incredibly terrified cute little Asian girl peeped out from behind the door. When she realized who it was she almost collapsed. “What the hell was that?” she asked, giving us an annoyed look.

    “We need to talk to you,” Giascle replied.

    “I'm not sociable today,” Nefly said as she closed the door.

    “Come on!” I yelled in front of the door. When there was no answer I started banging the door again.

    Her voice squeaked from inside. “Quit it!”

    Giascle pushed me back away from the door. “Stop banging the door. Obviously she doesn't like that.” He turned his attention back to the door. “Nefly, we want to talk to you about your Magical Girl career.”

    A moment of silence passed before the door opened back up, once again Nefly peeping out from behind the door. “How did you know I used to be a magical girl?”

    “From a source I am not allowed to refer by name, but yeah it was Deth.”

    Nefly let out a small “tch” before opening the door and letting us in. She led us directly into her room, not allowing us to get a good look at the rest of the house, but from the glimpses I saw it looked like your average house. Family photos on the wall, a clean living room that was obviously decorated by a mom, and some kind of plant sitting in the corner of the hallway under a sunroof. Nefly's room on the other hand was rather bare. A futon folded up as a couch with a blanket and pillow sort of just thrown on it laid along the wall. In the corner was a desk with a flat panel monitor sitting on it while the tower rest on the white carpeted floor. There was another door leading into a closet with a charm bracelet on the handle, but other than that there was nothing.

    Nefly removed the blanket and pillow from the bed and placed it in an empty corner of the room and motioned us to sit down. “You want anything to drink?” she asked politely.

    “No thanks. I'm good.” I answered.

    “Water,” Giascle replied.

    Nefly walked out of the bedroom. Giascle and I sort of looked around the room for a bit.

    “Quite the decorating,” I said sarcastically.

    “Tell me about it.”

    Minutes later Nefly came back with a glass of water and handed it to Giascle while she held onto a mug with a paw print on it. She took a sip before speaking. “So what makes you want to ask me about being a magical girl?”

    “I had an idea for a cartoon series about magical girls being without work due to a terrible economy, where even the villians can't sustain their evil doings and end up working part time jobs just to get by.”

    Nefly let out a laugh. “That would definitely be interesting.”

    “The idea is that it starts by showing a magical girl graduating from a 'Magical Girl Academy' of some sort, only to realize there is nothing for her to do with her powers and shit. It'd then skip a year and show her living with two other magical girls in a cruddy apartment living hand to mouth and show their wacky hijinks.”

    “A 'Magical Girl Academy', huh? Now that is highly unusual. And how old would they be?”

    “Twenty somethings.”

    Nefly made an objecting motion as she drank from her mug. “There's no way a twenty year old would be a magical girl. That's plain stupid.”

    “Why's that?” Giascle asked.

    “The average magical girl is usually middle school age, about 11-14 years old. There are exceptions, of course, but there is no such thing as a magical girl in her twenties.”

    “Is it because they get tired of being one before hand?”

    “Something like that,” Nefly said while placing her mug on her computer desk. “What happens is that by the time a magical girl gets to around high school age and has gone through puberty the will to be a magical girl goes to the wayside for stuff that teenage girls normally like to do. Have fun, get a boyfriend, yada yada. But being a magical girl for awhile completely kills the life they had before.

    “Once they quit they realized all the friends they had before hand are gone. It's because magical girls are always busy fighting and trying to protect people that they have no time to hang out with friends, so they end up making new friends and leave the magical girl alone. Sure, some make friends with other magical girls, but quickly they become jealous of one another and get into stupid arguments that cause them to hate each other. A pissing match where everyone loses. So now the magical girl is all alone and has no friends to be with.

    “Now, one would assume 'they can just make new friends', but it's really hard to do that. Being a magical girl can make one really jaded of the world. They are constantly shown how disgusting this world can be and it slowly breaks them down. The last thing someone wants to do is be friends with a jaded asshole. They take the fun out of everything. Plus they have nothing to talk about either. It's kind of hard for someone who spent the last three to four years fighting megalomaniacs and nearly dying fighting undead creatures and other sorts of weird creatures to save people to have something in common with a person who's just lived a regular life. Eventually they all become shut ins.”

    “Is that why you always seem to come and go from the bar for periods of times?” I asked.

    Nefly nodded. “I'll sit with you guys and try to blend in, but I always view myself as an outsider. There's this nagging feeling in my gut telling me to get the hell out of there. That I don't belong. It's a real pain in the ass. I end up having to put up a fake smiles and laughs and just end up wanting to die right there.”

    An awkward silence filled the room.

    Looking down at her rug, Nefly put her feet up on the chair and grabbed her mug, taking another sip. “I'm sorry, the more I talk the more I just bring you guys down to my level.”

    I shake my head. “I'm wandering in and out of Mariana Trench constantly myself. So, how did you become a magical girl? Was it some talking mascot character or something like that?”

    She let the mug hang off the tips of her finger, obviously having finished whatever it was that she was drinking. Her head fell onto her knees as she look off to the side, her face partly hidden from her hair. “I guess it was something like that? I don't really remember. However, there wasn't a little talking animal hanging out with me, if that's what you're getting at. I was alone the entire time.”

    “What was it that made you want to stop?”

    Her fingers twitched, causing the mug to fall onto the rug. Slowly she moved her arms to hug her knees as she dug her face into her thighs. “I don't want to talk about it.”

    “Can you still transform into a magical girl?” Giascle asked.

    She nodded.

    “Could you maybe show us?” I asked afterward.

    “If I did . . . I'd just kill myself.” Nefly got up from her chair. “Sorry if what I said didn't help with your concept. I like your idea. You should stick with what you had originally. I'm gonna take a nap, so . . .”

    Giascle and I got up from her futon and walked out of her room. She led us out to the front door.

    “Hey Nefly,” I said as we walked out front.

    “Yeah?”

    “Uh, well, don't feel as if you're a stranger at the bar. We'll be there for you if you ever need anything.”

    She gave a small smile. “Okay. I'll try to swing by sometime when I have the chance.”

    Nefly waved goodbye as the car left the street.

    “Well fuck,” I said once we were out of sight from Nefly's house.

    “What?” Giascle asked.

    “I don't feel like working on that idea anymore.”

    Giascle placed his elbow on the car door and held his head. “You'll figure something out.”

    “I guess.”

    That was the last time I ever talked to Nefly. I never saw her come back to the bar again. Hopefully everything worked out for her.

    End part 3.

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  11. Nice work, Peter.

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  12. this third part is so sad, I want to hug her.

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  13. Peter Barton said:

    You might enjoy this:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oku-sama_wa_Mah%C5%8D_Sh%C5%8Djo:_Bewitched_Agnes

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  14. Peter Barton said:

    You know me far too well. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.

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  15. nEveR.Fly_ said:

    You know me far too well. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.

    I never said you died. You should give Yunocchi her uniform back.

    Edit: Of course I know you well. Why do you think your window fogs up every night?

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  16. Peter Barton said:

    I never said you died. You should give Yunocchi her uniform back.

    No! It's mine now.

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  17. master-evil said:
    Civil (Sancom) War:-

    Haha, I enjoyed this a lot more than I thought I would. And Mere is on the side against me? Interesting...

    Peter Barton said:

    That was the last time I ever talked to Nefly. I never saw her come back to the bar again. Hopefully everything worked out for her.

    End part 3.

    ;-;

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  18. NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO nefly T______T

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  19. ACT 2:- "So you're the fresh meat"

    Gogetters arrives to a apartment building and rents an apartment upstairs, he goes upstairs to unpack ,"ah I found a place so soon, now just to go around town and meet others like me." As gogetters leaves his new apartment and enters the hall he bummed into a woman who was walking with a man, "ah sorry, are you okay ?" Gogetters said worriedly, the woman looked at him with anger in her eyes, as she got up she said " disgusting", "excuse me " gogetters said with a puzzled face, she gave him one more strained look and began to walk away, the guy that was next to her said "hey, better watch where you're walking, psh, what kind of place is this ? allowing t-hese~ to walk like they own the place, the right are really despicable." , a puzzled gogetters watches as the two walk away in a confused daze.
    Still confused Gogetters leaves has new apartment building and walks down the road, "I wonder what was their problem, the girl was good looking but her attitude and the guy was just......out of nowhere he just told me something amazing.....well all types of people come here, so I better not let it bother me.". Gogetters arrives to a bakery, infront of the bakery there was a woman with thick classes a turtle neck shirt, light brown hair and clear green eyes, Gogetters blushes as he enter the bakery, "ah.......good.......day" a stuttering Gogetters says, "Good Day, welcome to SanCom's Bakery, what would you like to have ?" the baker said with a smile on her face, "I.......can....I have some cookies ?", Gogetters said looking anxious, "Sure, we also have 'other' items on sale, would you like to see them ?" the bakery owner said still looking quite please. "Ah sure.", as gogetters said that the bakery woman presses a button under the counter, to gogetters surprise the pastries that were on displayed flipped over and a bunch of sex-toys appeared. "So what would you like, we have didlos, ona-holes, butt-plugs, beads,etc" the bakery/sex-toy shop owner says with a darker smile that she had earlier. A shy and awkward Gogetters, who could hardly talk to her before was red, head to toe, "I.....don't.....", "You don't what ? Would you like to try some out, don't be ashamed, some guys like it 'in there' " said the shop owner moving closer to Gogetters, "I LIKE MY ANAL VIRGINITY!!" Gogetters screamed running out the store, "Oh my, he didn't have to scream" [Panel Box appears:- Shop Owner:- Ichi, Occupation:- Bakery owner, sex-toy shop owner, Pervert ? ].

    Gogetters runs as quick as he can across town, as he stops to caught has breathe, he ponders what just happen, "what......*gasp*was *gasp* that ?", Gogetters looks back to see if anyone had followed him and noticed the stares of everyone looking at him, a embarrassed Gogetters blushes as he noticed everyone staring at him, then a young man walks up to him ,"Hey, dude you training for the Olympus or something ?" the young man says with a smile on his face, Gogetters looks at the young dark skinned man with a big nose, curly hair, brown eyes and weird japanese clothing. [Panel Box appears:- Donyea aka Saber:- Occupation:- one of the few black people, a weeaboo ? ]
    "Ah! no I was just......the shop......" gogetters said pointing at the direction he just ran from, trying to explain himself, "Shop ? OH you must mean ichi's shop."Saber said with a smile, "Dude forget about it, she is one of the few business owners here in SanCom, yeah for a total noobie to enter there without knowing especially someone who is awkward around women would be caught off guard." Saber said patting goetters on the back, "Ah I see" said gogetters looking like he lost all of his spirit. "Ah sorry sorry, why don't we get a drink ? it'll take the edge off, by the way the names Donyea you can call me saber everyone does." said Saber trying to cheer up Gogetters, "Ah I'm Gogetters nice to meet you." The two walk towards the nearest pub in town to have a drink.

    Saber and Gogetters reach to a Pub with a huge sign with the words 'The Neko Experience'. "Ah Saber, you sure this is a bar ?" said Gogetters looking at the sign, "Hey man trust me, it's the best place in town right now" said Saber already entering the compound, as they entered the bar, they saw tons of people drinking and having a good time, when a young looking girl approaches them, "Good day, would you like a seat ?" the young girl said with a smile on her face. "Yo Uteki, how you going ? the usual spot please." said Saber cheerfully greeting the young woman, "Ah hello." Gogetters greeting Uteki, "Why hello there, Saber is this guy your boyfriend ?" said Uteki still with a smile on her face, "eh ?" said Gogetters, "Oh Uteki you! of course not, you know I only have eyes for japanese girl." said Saber brushing it off, Uteki looking at Gogetters with a smirk said, "Are you sure, there's no shame in telling me", Saber replies," am positive", "AH! too bad" says Uteki shrugging in disappointment, "Shall we go to your seat ?", Uteki leads the two to a furthest corner of the pub and says "I'll bring the usual." Saber replies "Thanks", Uteki walks away leaving the two too. [Panel Box appears:- Uteki/Amy: Occupation:- Yaoi Fan Girl, Jail Bait, The biggest Pervert ?]

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  20. master-evil said:
    [Panel Box appears:- Uteki/Amy: Occupation:- Yaoi Fan Girl, Jail Bait, The biggest Pervert ?]

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