H-Ero said:
I like Antika's story so far. Too bad that certain people got killed off so early though. I'd have liked to see some of them last a little longer.I'm glad I'm not in Antika's story though. I'd rather be in one of Amy's yaoi fics, than kill/be killed by one of you guys.
H-Ero is a porn star.
Ninsheart said:
H-Ero is a porn star.
Or Kudichan's a stalker who masturbates to him.
MasterInfamous said:
Or Kudichan's a stalker who masturbates to him.
needs a fanfic.
mere said:
needs a fanfic.
Cut the sexual tension already and just show us yourself covered in strawberry icing already!
Oh my :3
Gantz_Playboy said:
Cut the sexual tension already and just show us yourself covered in strawberry icing already!
What.
Gantz_Playboy said:
Cut the sexual tension already and just show us yourself covered in strawberry icing already!
凸
WONDERLAND SC
- Unlimited Monster Guy Quest – (SEGUEL)
“This is the Taiga Dojo! You stupid lurkers die, and end up here!” A voice echo in the darkness. “WAKE UP ALREADY!”
Feeling a sharp pain on his head, the lurker opens his eyes. Before him, Palmtop Tiger is playing with a wooden sword.
“OUCH!”
“It’s not fun if you die so soon. Entertain us some more, so GO BACK!”
“How can I go back- OUCH!”. He was beaten on the head again. Now he’s still much dead than alive.
“I’m not THAT Taiga, you idiot! So don’t hope to have any advice from me.”
Now the lurker understands. He’s still inside the orange door.
“Now go. And since you’re here, deliver this for me, will you? Give it to Saber.” Palmtop said without much care.
“Saber? The King of Knight?”
“No, idiot. The Black Samurai.” Palmtop chuckles. “Someone wants to give him this, since he said he wants to do more cosplayings in the next convention.”
Still unsure about what he has understand, the lurker just accept the strange, big bottle with the writing: “Bleach Skin”.
He opens his eyes again, just to find himself in the jungle, full of strange monsters greeting each other:
“My penis say thank you to you guys (no homo).”
“And I say you’re welcome to your penis (total homo)”.
Not knowing what to do, the Lurker decides to go searching for an exit.
“Oh. New meat wandering around.” A voice behind him makes him startle.
“You seem delicious.” Said the playful monster. “I want to eat you all up. Don’t worry, Neko’s Black Hole will squeeze you dry with utmost care.”
“You’re Neko?” Said the lurker, surprise to meet him there. “The Redhead Queen was searching for you.”
“Oh yes. I’ll go to her, but with a full stomach.”
“Oh my. You don’t have even a drop of fluid left.”
This time, the lurker opens his eyes full of fear. How many time he has fell unconscious today? The voice he hear isn’t Neko’s. He sighs with relief.
Everywhere is full of light, a fluffy feeling is in the air. The white clouds are at his feet, so soft.
“I’m dead for real now?”
“Yes, and you’re here to be rape by me.” The voice from somewhere said.
Now he’s in another trouble.
“Oh, but don’t worry. Higher Authority doesn’t like bestiality, so you’re safe with me.”
“So you’re not God?”
“I’m Jesus. We have two or more Gods. Satan & Buddha sometimes come to make a visit, too. Not that I care.”
Knowing this doesn't make him less confuse, the Lurker though.
“I’m busy making pizza now. I don’t have time for you.”
“Oh. So you are the Jesus that doesn’t like Homu’s pizza. Did you see him around?”
“No. Just go now, will you? My dough are calling me.” The voice was full of joy. “Yes, yes, mommy is here.”
With that, a hole appears under the lurker’s feet.
He falls, falls, and falls.
The wind is cold, and his stomach is upside down. The sound of laughter from far away makes him turn to it.
A table appears.
“Again?” The Lurker now feels really tired, fiscally and emotionally.
On a large table, many creatures are drinking beer. One of them, with the biggest cup, standing on the center of the table, screams with pleasure:
“Today, too, I have too much BL.”
“...”
The table fall into an awkward silent.
"...Dirty..."
“Come on, you all know that I mean Beer Loss!” He laughs, drinking the last cup on the table.
The Lurker sits down, awaits his fate.
DEAD END
psst.
It's 'sequel!'
Haha, the skin bleach was the best part.
Preemptive post
I don't want uteki to post anything featuring me in sexual situations
PRE-EMPTIVE POST!
I want Uteki to post something featuring me in sexual situations with Mae
Amy, you know what to do. <3
B-But... I can't...
He won't let me!
uteki said:
B-But... I can't...
Post it outside of sancon!
maeriden said:
I don't want uteki to post anything featuring me in sexual situations
Afraid that you could like it?
Wait, did my post and gif get deleted...
Anyways, as I was saying...
kudichan said:
Post it outside of sancon!
Then you'll be unable to see it!
uteki said:
Then you'll be unable to see it!
I'm sure we'll all be able to work something out...
kudichan said:
I'm sure we'll all be able to work something out...
Hmmmm...
I would ask for your Skype, but you seem too secretive.
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