Ninsheart said:
I bet the makers of the test actually wanted to test whether people are influenced into making a certain choice when the corresponding letter is flashed before their eyes in a split second. Just like that infamous marketing trick where they flash the Coca Cola logo every 2 out of 60 frames during a movie in a theatre, you know?
That actually makes sense. Dude, I think you might be on to something here.
Ninsheart said:
I bet the makers of the test actually wanted to test whether people are influenced into making a certain choice when the corresponding letter is flashed before their eyes in a split second. Just like that infamous marketing trick where they flash the Coca Cola logo every 2 out of 60 frames during a movie in a theatre, you know?
The letters flash after you mouseover them. Also, there's no subliminal advertising. The real advertisement is that people drink Coca-Cola in the movie.
I don't know about others, but there's only one letter per question that flashes for me.
You have been made irritable and anxious by life’s continued minor disappointments. You probably feel tricked or trapped by fate, never quite willing to take responsibility for your own bad decisions. You have been trying to hide this disappointment from others in a vain attempt to remain likeable, or if in regard to a relationship, to remain peaceful at home.You have attempted to improve yourself through self-negation and a perseverance through hard work and the avoidance of mindless pleasures. Often you will seem overly restrained in demeanor and yet you crave admiration to a point that is often unhealthy. However, a strong belief in yourself means that you will often be quite stubborn. Unfortunately, the lack of perceived admiration has left you in a distracted and uncertain state, one in which decision making is avoided for fear of the repercussions.
All wrong
Ninsheart said:
I don't know about others, but there's only one letter per question that flashes for me.
It flashes right as you mouse over it, and if you wait a bit and then mouse over a button again, it will flash whatever letter you're hovering on.
mako said:
All wrong
Haha, that's all like the exact opposite of you.
mako said:
The 2nd paragraph is almost like mine.
This test was absolutely retarded. Also, I fucked with it. OR DID THE TEST FUCK WITH ME???!?!?!?!?!?!!?!!!????
Maybe that's why the diagnosis was so insulting.
You are very demanding in a relationship, whether a romantic or platonic one. And yet there is an unperceived irony in that while you demand much from a partner, you are always somewhat reserved yourself. There is an unconscious desire to insure that your partner is more emotionally committed than you are, and this holds true for every relationship you have ever had. You may only be partially conscious of the lack of true emotional depth that you can bring to bear in a relationship. But now you know.You will often assume an attitude of superiority or disdain. This masks a strong sense of inferiority and a need to be loved or respected. The desire that you have for social respect has led you to behave as if you were completely self-reliant, despite the fact that you are terrified of failure. You will take any opportunity to prove your own importance, even to the point of self-destruction. Similarly, criticism can be met with extreme contempt. Displays of respect will help to break down this artificial barrier.
I took the test again. Just because.
You possess a strong sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make emotional connections to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However, your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.Pressure and stress have left you feeling that the best course of action is immediate freeing escape. You are frustrated and have begun to weaken from the effort of facing your day to day problems. Sometimes the problems of the day can seem to come from deliberate antipathy of those around you, although this is often imagined.
Kinda accurate I guess, maybe?
Except that it's the opposite of my first result.
You are manipulative and demanding, and you expect quite a lot out of a relationship, whether it be friendly or romantic. Furthermore, whether conscious or not, you have a tendency to mediate your attitude toward others in an attempt to get the better of those around you. You are very intelligent, but also suspicious.You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth.
I don't think this fits me except for being intelligent and a bit of a perfectionist.
You feel both a sense that your problems are causing stress but also that these problems could be unsurmountable, or at least that you will probably not be able to solve them through shear force of will. You have the ability to emotionally and physically connect with others, which is often a release for these feelings of helplessness.To others you will likely seem introverted and suspicious. Disappointment has lead you to withdraw from the world and to seek solace in yourself. Ironically, you have a naturally naive and excitable personality that has previously led you astray or has caused problems socially. You are often afraid of your own enthusiasm. A constant fear of being exploited has lead you to a natural cynicism and a suspicious attitude.
I decided to give this stupid test a try.
I was quite surprised with the first paragraph considering with my current predicament at the moment. Though, the "connect physically with others" part doesn't really fit me.
The second paragraph is frighteningly spot on.
I like that this thing basically mixes-and-matches the first and second paragraphs at random.
giascle said:
It flashes right as you mouse over it, and if you wait a bit and then mouse over a button again, it will flash whatever letter you're hovering on.
Oh yeah, I've got it now.
What a useless feature.
The state of your life is causing you to make compromises and to change your manner of living to better deal with the future that you plan for yourself. This is causing stress and anxiety, though were times better suited to you, you would be able to find satisfaction in your relationships with others. You see your problems as being temporary ones and so you are willing to forgo pleasures for the present in order to achieve your goals.Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at the moment. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may not be possible.
That's some depressing shit.
triniking1234 said:
The state of your life is causing you to make compromises and to change your manner of living to better deal with the future that you plan for yourself. This is causing stress and anxiety, though were times better suited to you, you would be able to find satisfaction in your relationships with others. You see your problems as being temporary ones and so you are willing to forgo pleasures for the present in order to achieve your goals.Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at the moment. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may not be possible.
That's some depressing shit.
It's not scientific so don't take it seriously.
Ninsheart said:
I bet the makers of the test actually wanted to test whether people are influenced into making a certain choice when the corresponding letter is flashed before their eyes in a split second. Just like that infamous marketing trick where they flash the Coca Cola logo every 2 out of 60 frames during a movie in a theatre, you know?
They also market a book called the Undernet at the end of the test
the-envoy said:
They also market a book called the Undernet at the end of the test
Wow, now I really don't trust this thing. I thought it was kinda suspicious that they were trying to sell me a book.
Dude I said it was fake in the second post
giascle said:
Dude I said it was fake in the second post
Oh right, um... My bad.
I took it a second time and got this.
You feel that you are being forced to forgo either your beliefs or your goals in order to better deal with the problems at hand. You are however able to exert self control, although this is causing internal stress and a sense of anxiety that the end of these efforts may not be close. You need to believe that there will be an end to your troubles.You are a highly refined individual who takes pleasure in your capacity for discernment. When you feel that this sense is compromised or that your abilities are not appreciated however, you can feel intense and unrelieved anxiety. You are often obsessed with sincerity and genuineness as a means of protecting yourself from exploitative forces in the world around you. You are very demanding in emotional relationships, but respond in kind. Similarly, you have developed a shell of self control around your innate overly trusting nature.
Finally got around to taking this thing, and I took it twice (because, why not?).
First result:
You are manipulative and demanding, and you expect quite a lot out of a relationship, whether it be friendly or romantic. Furthermore, whether conscious or not, you have a tendency to mediate your attitude toward others in an attempt to get the better of those around you. You are very intelligent, but also suspicious.You feel a sharp lack of appreciation from the world around you. There is a rising sense of anger and frustration that your friends or loved ones do not respect you or that they treat you with disdain. Often this will be the result of a hostile workplace. The loneliness that comes with this struggle for admiration will often sap your will or make decision making difficult.
Second result:
You do have the ability to make emotional and physical connections to those around you and to receive pleasure from romantic attachments, however there is a distinct sense of isolation and loneliness present. You tend to withdraw from others emotionally as a means of protecting yourself which can lead to a feedback loop of despair.To others you will likely seem introverted and suspicious. Disappointment has lead you to withdraw from the world and to seek solace in yourself. You have a naturally naive and excitable personality that has previously led you astray or has caused problems socially. You are often afraid of your own enthusiasm. A constant fear of being exploited has lead you to a natural cynicism and suspicious attitude.
Both of these are somewhat accurate (the second more than the first). I don't normally believe results for these types of things, but the fact that both results say that I'm a suspicious person is upsetting.
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