UncommonOtaku said:
"C" may as well be "B" beecause, he still has to walk to the crater . . .
Because he lives in the Mushroom Kingdom and can only travel in one direction. Not like there could be an entirely different direction away from the crater created by the exploding rocket in the middle of bumfuck Egypt like the opposite direction where civilization could be.
In other words you are a dumbass.

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