The Expendables 2. Good stupid fun, very simplistic plot, the bad guys are gonna steal 5 tons of old soviet plutonium, and the good guys have to stop them.
Van Damme as the villain was great, tho I insist they should bring Bolo Yeung as a villain to really make it a perfect 80s/90s action cheese fest.
As with the first movie, Jason Statham had the best fighting sequences, and I finally lived up my childhood fantasy of watching Stallone and Schwarzenegger blasting guns on screen at the same time, and as a bonus they did with with Bruce Willis.
Arnold referenced Rambo, huge black old spice man referenced the terminator, Willis and Arnie stole each other's classic lines, and then got in a Smart car to shoot and drive inside an airport (yeah its that kind of movie).
And yes, to the delight of his legion of fanboys, Chuck Norris saved the entire group's collective ass all by himself, and then made a Chuck Norris Fact Joke (so classy).
Overall? It was worth my $6.5 admission ticket, they left out all the subplots from the first one and kept this one as a bullet fest with some story to keep it together.