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Abra's Love Life Thread

  1. triumf said:

    This will only happen after he's in prison,
    and then his butt will belong to someone named Bubba Williams

    Him choosing prison would have to lead him back to the rape option.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. And you guys wonder why I disregard your opinions...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. abracadvre said:
    And you guys wonder why I disregard your opinions...

    I not not a matter if you consider our opinions or not. You are going to fail regardless.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. I gave her my recreational herbs today, partly because I don't want them in the house while I'm away and partly as a gesture of selflessness since I've been doing a lot of taking with out giving. In return she gave me some index cards that I can use for English class tomorrow. We laughed because this would be the worlds most unfair drug deal under any other circumstances.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. Stupid kids.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. abracadvre said:

    Just don't get caught bringing back - when you bring back a stash of the good hashish.
    If you're tempted, make sure you tape up the package well until its totally waterproof. Then wash it in bleach & warm water to get rid of the lingering traces that tip off the drug dogs and mechanical biosensors. Then tape it over once more just in case.

    Other wise, you're gonna get put away for a long long tiem - if you get caught.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. UncommonOtaku said:

    Just don't get caught bringing back - when you bring back a stash of the good hashish.
    If you're tempted, make sure you tape up the package well until its totally waterproof. Then wash it in bleach & warm water to get rid of the lingering traces that tip off the drug dogs and mechanical biosensors. Then tape it over once more just in case.

    How do you know all that?

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. UncommonOtaku said:

    Just don't get caught bringing back - when you bring back a stash of the good hashish.
    If you're tempted, make sure you tape up the package well until its totally waterproof. Then wash it in bleach & warm water to get rid of the lingering traces that tip off the drug dogs and mechanical biosensors. Then tape it over once more just in case.

    Other wise, you're gonna get put away for a long long tiem - if you get caught.

    UncommonOtaku said:

    Just don't get caught bringing back - when you bring back a stash of the good hashish.
    If you're tempted, make sure you tape up the package well until its totally waterproof. Then wash it in bleach & warm water to get rid of the lingering traces that tip off the drug dogs and mechanical biosensors. Then tape it over once more just in case.

    Other wise, you're gonna get put away for a long long tiem - if you get caught.

    Even when I understand what you're trying to say it still doesn't fit the context, I gave it to her so I wouldn't have to deal with all that work.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. I meant that if you should come across some really good hash on your trip.
    If you want to bring it back - you will need to take precautions.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. UncommonOtaku said:
    I meant that if you should come across some really good hash on your trip.
    If you want to bring it back - you will need to take precautions.

    Dude...I'm going to another country, you really think I'm going to attempt to find some there? Let alone risk everyones fun by trying to smuggle it.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. abracadvre said:

    Dude...I'm going to another country, you really think I'm going to attempt to find some there? Let alone risk everyones fun by trying to smuggle it.

    Sounds like something you would do.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. abracadvre said:

    Dude...I'm going to another country, you really think I'm going to attempt to find some there? Let alone risk everyones fun by trying to smuggle it.

    What's wrong with you? You utilize the black part of your brain at the wrong time.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. Wut flight are you goink out on, out of surreal curiousity/

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. I dare you to shout "ah la ah bar!" on the plane.

    It mean "I found my love!" in my language.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. I'm going to ask her out sometime this week. Fortune cookies tell me Friday or Sunday will be my lucky days. No fancy speeches or anything like the other times, I'm just gonna go with the flow.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. So I drank half of this smoothie and she wants me to save it for her for tomorrow. I also told her I got her a souvenir. Giving a girl a drink and a keychain shouldn't be a big deal but I feel like i'm being used. If she friend zones me I'll definitely regret giving her this smoothie and keychain.

    I'm way too selfish for my own good.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. ilu Abra

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. Y-you're not my type!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. You gave her your weed, that means you are engaged in Jamaica.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. WTF, why is this thread still alive?

    Posted 1 year ago #

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