Attempt #2.. spend a frigging hour typing/pasting etc and the post was (I'm guessing automatically) closed.
So let's start indexing the nonsense folks are coming out with today.
Google maps for the NES:
(Akihabara @ 1:20 haha)
Google maps actually has an option for it today btw ;)
"Combining a Battle.net Authenticator and a virtual pet into one seamless design, the Zergotchi will not only be an endless source of fun but will also make sure your account stays as secure and safe as ever – in style. Once attached to your Battle.net account, your Zergotchi’s life begins in its vulnerable egg-state. See it hatch! Be there when it evolves from a tiny, creep-spilling larva into a disgustingly cute Zergotchi, and experience the miracle of creation.
Feed it, play with it, care for it, and give it the love it needs to grow into the monster it was meant to be. Even better, it will display a new authentication code every time you ask. Be sure to keep your pet happy, though! If you don’t care for your little friend it will start begging for your attention – and if you let it get unhappy, it’ll start giving you partial authentication codes! Can you guess the missing digits? Yes, your Zergotchi is a playful little character."
"Zergling Teaches Typing
Skzzzt! Brnnchh! W’rkncacnter! Learn these and many other important zerg vocabulary words while also dramatically improving your words per minute and keystroke accuracy. (Ages 6 and up)"
They got more games on the sites, too many to list here imo
You get to play a supply depot in an interactive game!
Credits are great, "Senior of senior designer".
Google Nascar racing
Google Fiber Bar
USB-sticks found in the Titanic wreckage
Perhaps it wasn't a iceberg that sunk it but a virus!
Please help us with our data problem
"We introduced the data compression technology to our browsers back in 2006, and since then we've shaved off billions and billions of unnecessary data bytes. This surplus data, of course, has to be stored somewhere. The potentiokinetic data is quickly flooding our data centers. Potentiokinetic data comes from a corollary to the first law of thermodynamics: no information bits can be created or deleted, just transferred to another storage solution."
You can give them your email address so they can send you a little bit of their surplus in data. Every bit counts!
"After making massive neckbeards a universal style statement, Richard Stallman, revered software freedom activist and computer programmer, has turned to the world of fashion. His new collection, titled RMS, is a luxury line of clothing specially designed for geeks and programmers. The launch follows on the success of GNU, a fragrance which he created and distributed for free. "
"Using patented carbon-carbon materials pioneered from deep space exploration, Virgin is proud to announce a revolutionary new vehicle, VVS1, which will be capable of plunging three people into the molten lava core of an active volcano"
Opera is awesome imo, I could see people falling for that and donating mailbox space :D