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6181. 

      sgt.Mango Garcia
      

      original post from Flatchan (I shoulda went here first):
      

      OKay, so this was an odd experience- though it was good, it wasn't great.
      I fashioned a crude onahole out of saran wrap and the cookie dough. I kheld it in place with one hand and kinda tried fucking it, but that got uncomfortable as I ended up just jerking around the cookie dough through my efforts to not do so. The cookie dogh kept climbing up my dick so I stopped a few times to re-distribute the cookie dough, which was a nice warm temperature with an even better oily/bumby texture. eventually I gave in and started jacking while ramming the tip of my dick into the cookie dough now on my desk. Since i couldn't keep it close to the base of my dick; I barely got any in my pubes and since I took a shower not long ago- it was still good eats as far as I was concerned. Though the rest (depicted) was tossed in the trash. Maybe when I move into my own apartment, I should great my neighbors with big cock'o'chip cookies.
      pic related

      
      and that was almost immediately after I finished; I feel much better about it now. I can't stop smiling, it was great after all.

      
      EDIT: sorry about the crap quality, my camera is still a PSX2 EyeToy

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      Posted 1 year ago #
6182. 

      Nin
      

      MasterInfamous said:
      Happy belated Koninginnedag too. I like your Queen Beatrix.

      Hahah, thank you very much! I'm surprised you know about it.
      Incidentally, I'm not much of a fan of the queen. She's too politically left for my tastes and the monarch in Holland hasn't yet been completely stripped of political influence.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6183. 

      MasterInfamous
      

      Ninsheart said:

      Hahah, thank you very much! I'm surprised you know about it.
      Incidentally, I'm not much of a fan of the queen. She's too politically left for my tastes and the monarch in Holland hasn't yet been completely stripped of political influence.

      I'm a half-monarchist half republican who welcomes a monarch with political influence and some useful functions. But this is a rare moment where I read someone from a monarchy critiques a monarch for being too politically left.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6184. 

      Nin
      

      Is it that strange to be critical of a monarch's political positions? After all, a monarch isn't elected by the people and thus their political influence is a bit of a dent in the integrity of the democracy. Feels pretty annoying when your monarch doesn't share your political views, ha ha.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6185. 

      Mere
      

      Pulling weeds sure is fun

      Posted 1 year ago #
6186. 

      Nin
      

      Mere is playing Animal Crossing.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6187. 

      Mere
      

      Ninsheart said:
      Mere is playing Animal Crossing.

      oh god no
      never again
      all you do in that game is pay off your debts

      WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT ENJOYABLE

      Posted 1 year ago #
6188. 

      Mascarpone
      

      mere said:

      oh god no
      never again
      all you do in that game is pay off your debts

      WHY DO PEOPLE FIND THAT ENJOYABLE

      After you finish paying off your debt, you realize how boring the game is.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6189. 

      MasterInfamous
      

      Ninsheart said:
      Is it that strange to be critical of a monarch's political positions? After all, a monarch isn't elected by the people and thus their political influence is a bit of a dent in the integrity of the democracy. Feels pretty annoying when your monarch doesn't share your political views, ha ha.

      Remember that half-monarchist half republican thing. I'm a supporter of mixed government. So contradicting factors don't bother me so long as they work well. Besides, having a monarch whose political views you disagree on is a bit refreshing.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6190. 

      Kudi-chan
      

      MasterInfamous said:

      Remember that half-monarchist half republican thing. I'm a supporter of mixed government. So contradicting factors don't bother me so long as they work well. Besides, having a monarch whose political views you disagree on is a bit refreshing.

      You wouldn't way that if Prince Charles were first in line to the American throne.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6191. 

      MasterInfamous
      

      kudichan said:

      You wouldn't way that if Prince Charles were first in line to the American throne.

      I was talking about the Dutch, whose monarchy is a bit different from yours. But since we're talking, what are your opinions on the monarchy vs. republic debate in the UK?

      Why is your scenario reminds me of the "John Cleese" Letter to America meme?

      Posted 1 year ago #
6192. 

      Kudi-chan
      

      MasterInfamous said:

      I was talking about the Dutch, whose monarchy is a bit different from yours. Bur since we're talking what are your opinions on the monarchy vs. republic debate in the UK?

      I'm profoundly uninterested in the topic.

      Except when it comes to Charles. He's an idiot. I hope he does the right thing and abdicates his position to his son (either of them; Harry would be a lulzy king) when Lizzie pops her clogs.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6193. 

      MasterInfamous
      

      kudichan said:

      I'm profoundly uninterested in the topic.

      Except when it comes to Charles. He's an idiot. I hope he does the right thing and abdicates his position to his son (either of them; Harry would be a lulzy king) when Lizzie pops her clogs.

      Where's Edward VII when you need him. But seriously, "Lizzie pops her clogs" gave me a chuckle.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6194. 

      Vegio
      

      beagles are so fluffy.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6195. 

      MasterInfamous
      

      Vegio said:
      beagles are so fluffy.

      But racoons are fluffier.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6196. 

      Vegio
      

      today I bought a ladybug pillow for my sister. There's a shop with really huge plushies. My favorite was a giant porcupine, but it would have never entered the bag :\ if they really hire me, I won't buy any pillow. I'll just buy a ton of plushies.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6197. 

      Sisconalloveragain
      

      mascarpone said:

      After you finish paying off your debt, you realize how boring the game is.

      I realized it after two days. Luckily I didn't waste money on it

      Posted 1 year ago #
6198. 

      Neat Hedgehog
      

      Went to go see the Avengers. Two biggest concerns:

      Mark Ruffalo as Dr. Banner when I really wanted to see Edward Norton again, and having too many characters to strike a proper balance thereby running the risk of copping out and making one of them a Desu Ex Machina (well, you know, except Thor, who kinda is one... but that's beside the point).

      The results:

      1: Ruffalo won me over pretty well; he came off less "controlled" than the last two movie Banners, which was a good change. As much as I liked Norton's physical build match for Banner, he never had the same "simmering rage" thing that Ruffalo pulled off; it was easier to believe that Ruffalo's Banner had the amount of rage just below the surface needed to become the Hulk.

      2: To some extent, Banner / Hulk and Stark stole the show (biggest man and biggest ego, respectively), but everyone managed to do something useful, even Black Widow, who, in the hands of a less skilled production team, could have easily been totally useless, being the most "normal human" of all the characters.

      Overall: A-

      Points won for good character balance / interaction, not taking itself dreadfully serious, Samuel L Jackson's relatively non-self-stereotyped performance which was devoid of all shout-talking, and very well done choreography that never got stupidly over the top.

      Points lost for Captain America's, at times, stilted, and almost forced inclusion into certain action sequences, couple minor plot holes, and a couple odd pacing things / awkward moments.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6199. 

      Nin
      

      MasterInfamous said:

      Remember that half-monarchist half republican thing. I'm a supporter of mixed government. So contradicting factors don't bother me so long as they work well. Besides, having a monarch whose political views you disagree on is a bit refreshing.

      Refreshing, huh... Well, that's one way to look at it.

      Posted 1 year ago #
6200. 

      Uncommon0taku
      

      MasterInfamous said:

      But racoons are fluffier.

      and they have rabies too.

      Posted 1 year ago #

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