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Your Daymonogatari - I'm Platinum Mad!

  1. aneko said:
    What happened to the suspicious new person? You can't just join and then take two days off. Forums need constant attention.

    They leave the next day without coffee/breakfast, and don't even call afterwards...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  2. I stepped on a dead rat twice, had to do a final exam and got to go out with my crush, tho I ended up confessing and let down, *sigh* other then the fact, I may have done pretty good on the exam, the rest of the day was just plain bad >.>

    Posted 1 year ago #
  3. Always wipe the dead rat off your feet before confessing.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  4. I changed my shoes, and I confessed after taking my friend out for her birthday, well it wasn't really a confession since she said she already knew lol.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  5. You sir! You are a blight!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  6. Anyone know why some people get staples instead of stitches after surgery? I started wondering about that as I was being driven home after getting the ones in my knee taken out. I should remember to ask the doctor about that at my next appointment.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  7. master-evil said:
    I changed my shoes, and I confessed after taking my friend out for her birthday, well it wasn't really a confession since she said she already knew lol.

    how did it go? :3

    Posted 1 year ago #
  8. Rose said:
    Anyone know why some people get staples instead of stitches after surgery?

    I hope I never have to know!

    Posted 1 year ago #
  9. And I'm done.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  10. Rose said:
    Anyone know why some people get staples instead of stitches after surgery?

    Stapling is faster and more secure. I don't know why that would matter for a knee.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  11. Just for fun: I made this up idk if this is funny...

    *Phone rings*
    Me: what?
    Caller: seven days!!
    *Caller hangs up*
    Me: wtf?
    *Phone rings again*
    Me: hello?
    Caller 2: what's your favorite scary movie?
    Me: um...something with zombies?
    *Caller Hangs up*
    Me: ffs...
    *Phone rings again*
    Me: fuk off!!
    Mom: sorry son I didn't know you didn't want to talk to me :(
    Me: oh sorry mom weird people been calling here :/
    Mom: oh did Jeff and Ron call there? im coming to visit in a week time, Ron was wandering which movie I should get you.
    Me: ...

    Posted 1 year ago #
  12. That horrid feeling of 'not having anything to wear'.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  13. Vegio said:
    That horrid feeling of 'not having anything to wear'.

    that glorious feeling of wearing nothing

    Posted 1 year ago #
  14. Only wearing socks.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  15. palmtop-tiger said:
    Only wearing socks.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  16. aneko said:

    oh my god.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  17. Scott said:
    Just for fun: I made this up idk if this is funny...

    *Phone rings*
    Me: what?
    Caller: seven days!!
    *Caller hangs up*
    Me: wtf?
    *Phone rings again*
    Me: hello?
    Caller 2: what's your favorite scary movie?
    Me: um...something with zombies?
    *Caller Hangs up*
    Me: ffs...
    *Phone rings again*
    Me: fuk off!!
    Mom: sorry son I didn't know you didn't want to talk to me :(
    Me: oh sorry mom weird people been calling here :/
    Mom: oh did Jeff and Ron call there? im coming to visit in a week time, Ron was wandering which movie I should get you.
    Me: ...

    I've done this before. I do it from time to time actually, they come to me in daydreams and whatnot. I often tell my friends the scenarios as though they were composed on forums or videos. If it's realistic enough, I'd relay it as though it was something I witnessed. I normally get positive responses through laughter and further inquiry. I makes me think about writing sometimes

    One in which I used a setting of a forum that a friend from film school had introduce me to. The friends in which I divulged this to know my friend from film school as we all went to high school together but the forum was a fabrication. The thread was to take 3 random words out of a suggestion list composed by members in the first 5 minutes of the thread and make a short screenplay.

    Scene is crime drama, protagonist is a boxer, random word was bear

    The scene:

    A taxidermist is found dead in his office and police are checking out the crime scene. An ex-boxer ace detective steps into the office and asks what is he looking at. The murder weapon appears to be jagged blades, there is no struggle, just the infliction of wound and the blood on the floor. After the briefing the detective says "Are you all stupid?" He walks over to the stuffed bear hoisted against the wall standing tall as though looming over the corpse, goes behind it and punches it in the kidney. The bear grabs his back and pain at lets out a grunt like that of a man as he falls to the ground. The next scene is the bear reaching out his paws to be cuffed and the police bringing him out into a caged truck.

    It was an actual bear if there is any confusing.

    My 3 friends burst into laughter upon the bear grunting and falling to the ground, one even reenacts the imagery of an ashamed bear walking out into the street sulking in cuffs stirring them up more.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  18. danhibiki said:

    that glorious feeling of wearing nothing

    When is that feeling going to last?

    why because of the bad taste in colours?

    its just a sock doll.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  19. 'Queens day' yesterday, so I went out with a group of friends..
    This women, I guess in her late 20's early 30's started flirting me.. wtf. I really didn't know what to say.

    Posted 1 year ago #
  20. Artwork said:
    'Queens day' yesterday, so I went out with a group of friends..
    This women, I guess in her late 20's early 30's started flirting me.. wtf. I really didn't know what to say.

    Lol, how old are you? Was she attractive?

    Posted 1 year ago #

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