Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.
The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
Sir, you win a full internet for this!
pilu said:
One of my cats bought me a mouse. When the other one noticed it, she grabbed it, broke it's spine and ate it...
That's a smart fucking cat!
But how did it get the money? Due to discrimination, it's hard for cats to get money by legitimate means. Is it a cat burglar?
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
Absolutely glorious.
kudichan said:
That's a smart fucking cat!
But how did it get the money? Due to discrimination, it's hard for cats to get money by legitimate means. Is it a cat burglar?
You silly little scumbag! The cat just took away the "r"...
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
MKS, this was the most epic post, I have seen you post.
@Nin:- Ah! good job on passing your exam, I hope I have the same luck this week and next week.
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
Ha!
So that asspie guy who talks to me in my comp class non-stop about the Star Wars game he's been playing is also a weeaboo. I took out my Japanese textbook before class began to see what page was covered in the class I missed on Monday. He (sitting next to me) saw it and quickly started telling me about how he's been using computer programs and subbed anime to learn Japanese. He started asking what regional dialog my book teaches me and asked if my book taught words like shinigami, kami, and other words that weeaboos love to use. After that, he started telling me all about how Japanese TV is nothing but anime and live action adaptions of anime. He also said that my Japanese professor should make it a requirement for anyone taking Japanese to join the anime club. Near the end of class, he started telling our comp professor about these Japanese "robots" called Vocaloids. On top of all this, his pronounciation of Japanese words was horrible. I was having such a hard time responding to him without calling him an idiot in any way.
Afterwards, my comp professor told me about how she lived in Japan for a year. We had a fun conversation about it before class started, and she told me a lot of interesting things. I had wondered why she would mention things about Japan every so often, but I just assumed she had a lot of Japanese friends from when she lived in SoCal. She asked if I went to the fund-raiser last week, and I explained to her that my Japanese class put that whole thing together. She said how she wanted to come, but couldn't find the time. It was such a nice experience to talk to someone about Japan without the other person acting like a weeaboo.
nice one, mks. You deserve a thumb up, I'll let you choose where.
H-Ero, I'd give you a hug if we weren't sworn enemies by now. Worst thing about japanese classes and related courses is the amount of weaboos you find. It's fine if you like something, just don't make it the only goal of your life, damn it. Try broaden your views a little! Boy do I hate weaboos.
I had one teacher who was into anime, manga and games in the 3 months I stayed in Japan. We would often mention kanji or readings related to, for instance, hokuto no ken. Or Sanpei, too, 'cause she wanted to explain the second character used in the name, I saw it on the calendar and brought it up :v
"Why do you know about sanpei anyway?", she asked. trolololo. I feel guilty of weabooism just thinking about that...
Too bad she was a hardcore christian and tried more than once to bring me to some church she knew <_<
master-evil said:
@Nin:- Ah! good job on passing your exam, I hope I have the same luck this week and next week.
Thanks! Good luck on your exams!
H-Ero said:
So that asspie guy who talks to me in my comp class non-stop about the Star Wars game he's been playing is also a weeaboo.
After reading just this first sentence, I was wondering whether you were going to talk about a person who is a bit of a weeaboo, but not to an extent that it would greatly bother me. Now that I've read the rest of your post, I am so fucking frustrated by just imagining how this faggot sat down next to you and started spouting his wothless rot. I hope he becomes hyperaware of his breating.
@H-Ero
The last thing anyone wants to do is listen to a weeaboo. I'm sorry you had to go through it. Here, have a blanket and hot cocoa.
vvv But what about education!?
I'm skipping one of my classes today. I wasn't going to pay attention in it anyway.
Is that wise? You are paying for it aren't you?
UncommonOtaku said:
Is that wise? You are paying for it aren't you?
Stop being logical!
motaku96 said:
being logical!
thank you - at least you think I'm not stupid all of the tiem.
^_^
motaku96 said:
I'm skipping one of my classes today. I wasn't going to pay attention in it anyway.
I just love the way you've assured yourself that it doesn't matter that you're skipping.
H-Ero said:
God! That guy sounds annoying. I'm sorry you had to go through that.
StefanKinoshita said:
I just love the way you've assured yourself that it doesn't matter that you're skipping.
Well, it's true.
triumf said:
Some kids that were skipping middle school apparently wanted to ding dong ditch my friends house as we saw them do it earlier. So being the eccentric person I am, I decided to take my friends fake sword, wait at the door, open it a few seconds after they rang the bell, and chase after them while screaming like a crazy person.The terror on their faces is something I'll relish for eternity.
i would have loved to see this, lol
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