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Scottish elevator incest.

  1. The Fenlayson siblings are currently facing charges after they were caught having sex in the elevator at a train station. It looks like they may not be the first in their family to engage in such pursuits, either.

    Apologies for linking to the sun, but it seems no other paper wanted to run that story/picture except non-English news sites.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  2. ew

    Posted 4 years ago #
  3. giascle said:
    ew

    emphasis on ew

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    Nin

    I'm surprised nobody walked in on them. An elevator is a pretty bad place to have sex, if you ask me.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  5. According to the picture, I guess, their parents were also siblings.

    Ninsheart said:
    An elevator is a pretty bad place to have sex, if you ask me.

    I personally like the tension, does someone walk in at the next stop or not.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  6. Ninsheart said:
    I'm surprised nobody walked in on them. An elevator is a pretty bad place to have sex, if you ask me.

    They don't really look like intelligence and good judgement were their forte, Nin.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  7. dirtypair said:

    I personally like the tension, does someone walk in at the next stop or not.

    Doesn't matter, there are security cameras.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  8. I have a hard time believing that this happened. Srsly, why the fuck would anyone...

    >Scotland

    Oh, it all makes sense now.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  9. giascle said:

    Doesn't matter, there are security cameras.

    Not everywhere, and even if, then at least the security guys, had something to look at.

    Posted 4 years ago #
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    Nin

    zgriptsuroica said:

    They don't really look like intelligence and good judgement were their forte, Nin.

    If the picture is anything to go by, they don't really look like life is their forté.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  11. dirtypair said:

    Not everywhere, and even if, then at least the security guys, had something to look at.

    I doubt the security guards would want to look at that. Even Scottish security guards aren't that desperate.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  12. It's like there is an aesthetic gene for stupid.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  13. Lilith said:
    It's like there is an aesthetic gene for stupid.

    I think there is. There does seem to be a weak but very noticeable correlation between intelligence and attractiveness.

    Or maybe it's just that stupid people are less likely to take care of their personal appearance.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  14. Lilith said:
    It's like there is an aesthetic gene for stupid.

    You mean the Homer Simpson gene?

    Posted 4 years ago #
  15. kudichan said:

    I think there is. There does seem to be a weak but very noticeable correlation between intelligence and attractiveness.

    Or maybe it's just that stupid people are less likely to take care of their personal appearance.

    Could be that smart, ugly people just don't make the news because they don't do dumb crap like have sex with their sisters in public elevators. Same idea as how nobody hears about the majority of Muslims who just do their generally normal day-to-day stuff, because nobody gives a crap about watching people do normal, boring things all day. So, you get an disproportionate exposure in the news to ugly, stupid people, and terrorist Muslims. If you're really lucky, you even get both in the same story.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  16. zgriptsuroica said:

    Could be that smart, ugly people just don't make the news because they don't do dumb crap like have sex with their sisters in public elevators. Same idea as how nobody hears about the majority of Muslims who just do their generally normal day-to-day stuff, because nobody gives a crap about watching people do normal, boring things all day. So, you get an disproportionate exposure in the news to ugly, stupid people, and terrorist Muslims. If you're really lucky, you even get both in the same story.

    lol @ hijacking the conversation to have your pet rant about media portrayals of the religion of peace.

    Anyway, it's nothing to do with the news. Some of us GO OUTSIDE and meet people and observe people. And we have noticed that the smarter people tend to be better looking than stupid people..

    Posted 4 years ago #
  17. kudichan said:

    Anyway, it's nothing to do with the news. Some of us GO OUTSIDE and meet people and observe people. And we have noticed that the smarter people tend to be better looking than stupid people..

    I find that claim at best spurious. It's rather easy to point out a great number of incredibly stupid, good looking people, as well as pretty ugly, smart people. Nice assumption that I'm one of the basement dwellers on here, though. I've gone outside and met people too, and I arrived at different conclusions than you did. Neither of us really has a sound basis for our opinions, as conclusions drawn on anecdotal observations are typically pretty weak.

    And there's something of a difference between rants and analogies. If you'd prefer, I could rephrase it in terms of Christians being portrayed as bigots, or academics being shown as nothing but gays and communists, the analogy remains the same. You can argue that the analogy fails, but I hardly think one sentence constitutes a rant.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  18. zgriptsuroica said:

    Looks like a Mario brother had sex with a Brillo pad.

    Kudichan, as soon as I read the thread title, I knew you were going to bust out the 'lol, Celts' horseshit. You can keep pretending that there aren't degenerates like these two running all over England, but they won't go away.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  19. zgriptsuroica said:

    I find that claim at best spurious. It's rather easy to point out a great number of incredibly stupid, good looking people, as well as pretty ugly, smart people. Nice assumption that I'm one of the basement dwellers on here, though. I've gone outside and met people too, and I arrived at different conclusions than you did. Neither of us really has a sound basis for our opinions, as conclusions drawn on anecdotal observations are typically pretty weak.

    Well this area is a little too controversial for scientific surveys, so anecdotal evidence is all we have to go by.

    And I've spoken to quite a lot of people about this, and every single one (other than you, and I suspect that you're being deliberately contrarian) has noticed the same thing. We must therefore ask whether these observations are due to a massive set of coincidences, or whether the observations really do reflect reality. The latter is more plausible.

    But maybe I shouldn't have bothered responding. Your second sentence showed your impeccable retard credentials. If I said that men tended to be taller than women, you would probably find some photos of WNBA players and male jockeys and claim them to be conclusive evidence to the contrary. A few exceptions do not disprove a general rule.

    shomonan said:

    You can keep pretending that there aren't degenerates like these two running all over England, but they won't go away.

    Someone's butthurt is showing.

    Posted 4 years ago #
  20. kudichan said:
    Someone's butthurt is showing.

    Someone's 'arrogant Englishman' stereotype is showing, you pommy bastard.

    Posted 4 years ago #

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