it is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom, the same creators of the ultra violent game “Street Fighter” and “Princess Peach’s Pool Party“.
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it is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom, the same creators of the ultra violent game “Street Fighter” and “Princess Peach’s Pool Party“.
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Not sure if srs. Obvious troll is obvious?
Remember this? XD
Starcraft 2 Promotes gays
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=47551
Yea it's trolling, but it brings out all the other trolls who get heated up
"It is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom"
I stopped reading right there.
Once you said trolls I said okay, that would explain the shenanigans.
but if for real oh wow I mean wow religion kills brain cells more than booze.
I'm always impressed how much these ppl get into "reviewing" stuff most extreme Christians know shit about...Well thank you for promoting our satanic games morons lol
I already see in front of my eyes as daddy opens the door and kiddo is fapping to his Assassins Creed character XD
Edit: Oh and "Ass-Ass-ins Creed" LMAO XD...
Just how stupid you have to be to read something so idiotic into your own language's word! XD
Okay, so it's like The Onion. But I wouldn't doubt if this was real.
I sense the troll is strong in these ones.
Though If my trolldar is wrong god damn are they stupid.
That "Top 10 killing moves" video on the site is pretty sweet. Spears are definetly the coolest weapon in AC. I knew that they could get split into two, but I never knew that there were unique kill animations with them.
Also suprprised he didn't have the spear throw in the video. Nothing was sweeter than nailing a fleeing guard in the back or impaling a rider off his horse with a spear thrown from 50 feet away.
Man rather good read for a laugh.
LOL! guy is a obvious troll, and I actually got caught off guard for a second and thought he was serious, he is not serious right ? o.o
pilandi said:
"It is a video game created by the communist Japanese company Capcom"
I stopped reading right there.
i facepalm'd so hard with that...
fail TROLL
M I N N said:
“Princess Peach’s Pool Party“
fund it
palmtop-tiger said:
Not sure if srs. Obvious troll is obvious?
yup it is a troll trolling, although just about every game that involves killing psudo beings are killing games that teach kids about killing and plundering.
even mario brothers, - they keeel poor defenseless mushrooms and stuff.
So killin has to be alright - right?
^_^
I'm gay.
Strawberry Suicide said:
I'm always impressed how much these ppl get into "reviewing" stuff most extreme Christians know shit about...Well thank you for promoting our satanic games morons lol
I already see in front of my eyes as daddy opens the door and kiddo is fapping to his Assassins Creed character XDEdit: Oh and "Ass-Ass-ins Creed" LMAO XD...
Just how stupid you have to be to read something so idiotic into your own language's word! XD
Not that it makes them any less fucking insane, but assassin isn't even English so they're reading into it so damn wrong its barely funny.
palmtop-tiger said:
Okay, so it's like The Onion. But I wouldn't doubt if this was real.
this may answer that.
http://christwire.org/2011/06/talking-to-teens-about-enemas/
@Travis: Thanks for the info, since "assassin" and "assassination" are VERY rare words in Hungarian I din't know about their origin...And according to Wiki Shakespeare is the earliest source for the usage of "assassination"...Even bigger fail on the side of Christians...lol
@Kim oppa:
I lol'd at this:
Since too many enemas can cause imbalances to the body, it isn’t advisable to administer an enema during every sexual encounter in Christian marriage. Perhaps birthdays and anniversaries, government holidays and special weeks of recognition like secretaries week would be proper, just not every time.
So Christian couples "administer" enemas eachother while normal ones buy sexy lingerie or go to Hawaii for a week...lol
Also this:
When talking to your teen boys about enemas, the question “Will this make me gay” most certainly will come up. The answer clearly is that if overused or enjoyed too vigorously, yes it will make even women gay. If they begin to have desires for objects or a penis penetrating the anus, then the enema most likely was administered in such a fashion that homosexual enjoyment turned the receiver gay. It is important that enemas be combined with scripture and prayer to keep this from happening.
So if the husband gives the wife and enema and she likes it she'll turn into a lesbian...Also, if we consider the enema will be "administered" by the opposite gender...How the fuck would that make teens into gays? lol
I know, I know...Trying to find the sense in trolling is kinda pointless lol
Strawberry Suicide said:
@Travis: Thanks for the info, since "assassin" and "assassination" are VERY rare words in Hungarian I din't know about their origin...And according to Wiki Shakespeare is the earliest source for the usage of "assassination"...Even bigger fail on the side of Christians...lol@Kim oppa:
I lol'd at this:
Since too many enemas can cause imbalances to the body, it isn’t advisable to administer an enema during every sexual encounter in Christian marriage. Perhaps birthdays and anniversaries, government holidays and special weeks of recognition like secretaries week would be proper, just not every time.So Christian couples "administer" enemas eachother while normal ones buy sexy lingerie or go to Hawaii for a week...lol
Also this:
When talking to your teen boys about enemas, the question “Will this make me gay” most certainly will come up. The answer clearly is that if overused or enjoyed too vigorously, yes it will make even women gay. If they begin to have desires for objects or a penis penetrating the anus, then the enema most likely was administered in such a fashion that homosexual enjoyment turned the receiver gay. It is important that enemas be combined with scripture and prayer to keep this from happening.So if the husband gives the wife and enema and she likes it she'll turn into a lesbian...Also, if we consider the enema will be "administered" by the opposite gender...How the fuck would that make teens into gays? lol
I know, I know...Trying to find the sense in trolling is kinda pointless lol
If you take the time to read the comments section, it becomes apparent that the entire site is likely trolling. Perhaps not, but one can always hope.
And for more useless trivia, the original Hashshashin were part of a fanatic sect of Shiite Muslims, Nizari Ismailis, that was based in scores of heavily fortified castles throughout the Middle East around the 1200s. There weren't many of them they but used brutal killings and intimidation to command a great deal of political clout in the region.
They used indoctrination similar to modern radical Islamic sects to make their followers into suicidal martyrs. They also heavily used narcotics like hashish, hence their name, Hashshashin, 'the hashish users'. Unfortunately for them, they were in the way of Mongke Khan, the grandson of Ghengis Khan. What followed is nothing less than one would expect.
Perhaps such uptight Christian types have reason to be wary of the word really, but in that case they're going about it all wrong.
That site is bullshit.
People who believe their news are retarded.
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